Tatsumi Oga
Banned
Do you dislike slow atmospheric movies like Under The Skin or The Blair Witch Project? Because that could be the problem.
I don't know what's supposed to be so boring about The Witch though. On my second viewing I made a point of paying attention to the pacing, and not only is there a major event within the first 15 minutes, and more big developments steadily parceled out at about the same rate through the rest of the movie, but each scene has a purpose. If something disturbing isn't happening, you can bet the family's relationships are being developed, tying into later events and directly informing the third act and finale, which are largely character driven.
The Witch has a sound narrative structure that could have been applied to most any genre and still produced a satisfying story:
Introduction -> character stuff -> big moment -> reactions and consequences -> character stuff -> big moment -> (etc...) -> finale that builds on previous events and relationships.
I don't mind slow movies at all, but there are exceptions. I hated Blair Witch, thought it was incredibly stupid and Under the Skin bored the hell out of me. I've always thought Blair Witch was overrated as hell, I just don't get the hype about it at all. In fact I have seen other found footage movies that I enjoyed a lot more.
It just shows how different a movie can be for people. Some love it and find it creepy and unlike anything else and others have almost forgotten about it already the next day. Sadly it's the latter for me, it really didn't have an impact on me.