Drinky Crow
Banned
did we REALLY need the embossed and extruded horse nipples on the box cover? i protest this misapplication of 3d. i feel like i've just bought a porno starring androgynes and lactation fetish whores. this is the first game i've ever had to hide from my wife.
maybe trading in civ 4 wasn't such a bright idea. boy, Travis, if this game sucks, we're gonna have WORDS. the combat system had better throw me over the hobbyhorse of quality mechanics and make me squeal so hard i forget about THOSE FUCKING SCARY EMBOSSED NIPPLES.
edit: White Man is rubbing those freakish extrusions right now. "they're as big as fists!" he shrieks.
maybe trading in civ 4 wasn't such a bright idea. boy, Travis, if this game sucks, we're gonna have WORDS. the combat system had better throw me over the hobbyhorse of quality mechanics and make me squeal so hard i forget about THOSE FUCKING SCARY EMBOSSED NIPPLES.
edit: White Man is rubbing those freakish extrusions right now. "they're as big as fists!" he shrieks.