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NSFW Man Announces His 'Retirement' From Pornhub Because He's Found Love

Ten_Fold

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He will be back, the day your in the mood and she’s tired from work will put him back on PH.
 

Kev Kev

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reading through the comments on pornhub videos is almost as much fun as watching the porno. shit is fucking hilarious

i read one one time that went something like "are you fucking kidding!? 45 minutes and all you could manage was two little poots of cum? you're a real asshole pal"

:messenger_tears_of_joy: :messenger_tears_of_joy: :messenger_tears_of_joy:
 
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smithg5

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I've been single for a while now. I'm as picky as the women I desire, so I haven't had a relationship last for a good handful of years now. Lots of hookups where I or the other person are no longer interested the next day.

I see a comment like this and I feel happy for him, but more so jealous and sad. So I stick around for comments like DeepEnigma's, which remind me that love is always fleeting, and even with the relationships that did last, I wanted out about half the time, once the honeymoon was over.
Love is a choice you make, not a feeling you wait around for. Do it on purpose with one woman and you will be more happy (it’s a lot of work too, but you will generally be much more happy - being single was mostly miserable). Credentials: married more than a decade.
 
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Cravis

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And with every bump of this thread I enter expecting the announcement that he has come out of retirement 😂
 
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MastaKiiLA

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Love is a choice you make, not a feeling you wait around for. Do it on purpose with one woman and you will be more happy (it’s a lot of work too, but you will generally be much more happy - being single was mostly miserable). Credentials: married more than a decade.
That's subjective. There is a lot of fun in variety. My single days were much more satisfying sexually than the current relationship I'm in. My fiance is great, but she's not a dozen different women. No single person has it all. Some women do some things better than others. I miss the rotation. That said, I chose to settle down with my fiance, because she takes good care of me, and sex with her is enough. However, I won't ever confuse enough with a lot. It's possible to be single, and be as happy as any married person professes to be. Especially if you value your personal time and freedom. i
 
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Tschumi

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Hell i stopped using ph because all their stuff that wasn't nasty amateur crap was behind a pay wall.. such a buzzkill to go on and see freaking indian grandmas in purple lingere with perm jobs
 

MastaKiiLA

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*Me throwing out my porn stash when I got my first girlfriend "I don't need these anymore!"*
Ah, yes. The pre-internet days of porn stashes. I had quite the VHS collection I compiled over a few summer co-ops. Mostly Vivid Entertainment and what is now Evasive Angels. The thing kids today will never understand is the sorrow of literally throwing away a pile of mags or tapes, because you can't easily give away some of the nasty filth you entertained yourself with, out of fear of your friends losing respect for you. Mail order porn...you will be missed.

EDIT: Your porn stash was basically your internet browser history in physical form. Wrap your head around that shit...lol.
 
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Ah, yes. The pre-internet days of porn stashes. I had quite the VHS collection I compiled over a few summer co-ops. Mostly Vivid Entertainment and what is now Evasive Angels. The thing kids today will never understand is the sorrow of literally throwing away a pile of mags or tapes, because you can't easily give away some of the nasty filth you entertained yourself with, out of fear of your friends losing respect for you. Mail order porn...you will be missed.

EDIT: Your porn stash was basically your internet browser history in physical form. Wrap your head around that shit...lol.