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Is the IGN review going up tonight?
I think everyone should be posting them in an hour
getting ready for E3 none of these guys want to spend time on reviews doubt we will see much delay
Is the IGN review going up tonight?
At least two reviewers will mention the state of the Wii U and how this game isn't going to save it.
At least two reviewers will mention the state of the Wii U and how this game isn't going to save it.
"Mario Kart 8 is Spectacular but will it save the Wii U?"
interesting because this is a worldwide embargo affecting EU and other areas
I wonder if Nintendo uses NOA as the main PR for this. It could be becuse NA is the larger market
Hope it's not so off-topic.I just saw this on tumblr titled as "Being a Nintendo fan this past few weeks" hahahah
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Europe's lift date is mentioned as 9:01 CEST. It's the same time, obviously, but it's not as simple as saying the embargo is stated in PST, because it isn't![]()
Rosalina is Nintendo's Lightening confirmed.
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It's a given.At least two reviewers will mention the state of the Wii U and how this game isn't going to save it.
Hope it's not so off-topic.I just saw this on tumblr titled as "Being a Nintendo fan this past few weeks" hahahah
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A Safe Ride Upside Down - Mario Kart 8 Review
Over the past 12 months, Nintendo's situation with the Wii U has been looking worse and worse. Can Mario Kart 8 be the game to turn that around?
Mario Kart 8 is a strange game. Embattled publisher Nintendo seems to have put in a lot of effort into the title to save their flailing console (and their financial situation, too), but at the same time they have simply cheaped out in some baffling areas.
While the game runs at a silky-smooth 60fps in single-player mode, it appears the Kyoto developers were not able to hit that target in multiplayer. Which is a shame because the game really shines at 60fps, but the power of the Wii U being what it is, such a sacrifice is unavoidable.
The game is certainly fun, and while the no-longer-Bowser's-kids Koopalings make their first appearance in the franchise, inclusions like Pink Gold Peach will leave hard-core fans scratching their heads. Overall, though, the inclusion of the upside down mechanic is shallow at best, and the rehashed gliding and underwater mechanics from Mario Kart 7 remain as dull and gimmicky as ever. It's really just more of the same.
Speaking of features I didn't like about Mario Kart 7, the coins to unlock Kart (& now Bikes - because bikes were brought back for some reason) parts is back. I hate this mechanic - just let me use all the games features from the first time I play. It's a completely old-fashioned design element on the Japanese developers part, cynically included to keep players playing well beyond where they might otherwise have stopped.
The tracks themselves are bright and colorful, like you'd expect from a Nintendo game. It will certainly appeal to young audiences and families. There are lots of hidden details throughout the tracks that the hardest of the hardcore Nitnendo fans (those who are left, anyway) will be delighted by. The remade tracks look practically unrecognizable and brought up many happy memories of my times playing Mario Kart 64 as a child. Although, it did feel a little as though Nintendo were trying to take advantage of my nostalgia for the older games.
Mario Kart TV is a nice addition, but feels limited in some ways. Youtube uploading is nice, but opens up questions about why it's not a system-wide feature. The game does not support voice chat, well, not during races, anyway, which is also disappointing for a major game in 2014.
The orchestrated music is a nice touch and I found myself bobbing my head to some tracks while racing through as Baby Daisy. Rainbow Road 64's remix is a particular highlight.
Overall, the biggest disappointment is the Game Pad. It is completely unused in any meaningful way in this title and I can't help but feel that a redesign of the Wii U is coming any moment without a Game Pad included.
Mario Kart 8 is a fun retread through the Mario universe that, while not justifying the Game Pad, is a welcome addition to the starved gamers who already own a Wii U at home. For the rest of us, though, it's probably best to have a look at some gameplay before deciding whether or not this game is really worth it for you to take the plunge and purchase a Wii U console.
6/10
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I have not played Mario Kart 8.
I have an irrational enjoyment of making fun of 'bad' reviews.
Perfection.I have not played Mario Kart 8.
I have an irrational enjoyment of making fun of 'bad' reviews.
I have not played Mario Kart 8.
I have an irrational enjoyment of making fun of 'bad' reviews.
The hell is Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and how are they able to post a review before the embargo is lifted?
They gave the game 2.5/4. Apparently the game "fails to drive the series forward with meaningful change".
not even worth posting some lame newspaper, I am annoyed this person got to play this game
what the hell is a 2.5/4 anyway? an 8?
not even worth posting some lame newspaper, I am annoyed this person got to play this game
what the hell is a 2.5/4 anyway? an 8?
6.25/10
2.5/4=5/8=6.25/10
19 minutes.Just woke up. Have the reviews gone live yet?
The hell is Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and how are they able to post a review before the embargo is lifted?
They gave the game 2.5/4. Apparently the game "fails to drive the series forward with meaningful change".
It begins!The hell is Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and how are they able to post a review before the embargo is lifted?
They gave the game 2.5/4. Apparently the game "fails to drive the series forward with meaningful change".
Ronny's BAR 'N GRILL also broke embargo, 3.7/7
How does a site called 'Ronny's BAR 'N GRILL' get a review copy?
Or ... is this just a joke post? T_T My feels
The hell is Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and how are they able to post a review before the embargo is lifted?
They gave the game 2.5/4. Apparently the game "fails to drive the series forward with meaningful change".
What's that? Like a 9?![]()
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we are about to be swamped with terrible scores
The hell is Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and how are they able to post a review before the embargo is lifted?
They gave the game 2.5/4. Apparently the game "fails to drive the series forward with meaningful change".
That review is so general, I am legitimately wondering if the dude played the game before he reviewed it.the link to the legendary review http://www.post-gazette.com/ae/tv-r...game-review-Mario-Kart-8/stories/201405150233
That review is so general, I am legitimately wondering if the dude played the game before he reviewed it.
How does a site called 'Ronny's BAR 'N GRILL' get a review copy?
Or ... is this just a joke post? T_T My feels
I hate how some reviewers treat every game in a series like it must re-invent the wheel and sucks if it doesn't.
What if people haven't had a wheel yet? Does that suddenly mean it's not awesome when they're able to travel easily? Psh
Especially when it's a one-per-console type of game like Mario Kart and Smash Bros.I hate how some reviewers treat every game in a series like it must re-invent the wheel and sucks if it doesn't.
What if people haven't had a wheel yet? Does that suddenly mean it's not awesome when they're able to travel easily? Psh
That review is so general, I am legitimately wondering if the dude played the game before he reviewed it.
You may say MK8 is getting...grilled so far.
Especially when it's a one-per-console type of game like Mario Kart and Smash Bros.