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Men should dance, the more manly they are, the more they should dance
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The Omega Man
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I'm just courteous enough to everyone else to not dance. My girlfriend likes to dance every now and then, and she used to want to see me dance, too. Then one night I got really drunk and danced with her at a karaoke bar. After that, she fully accepts me not dancing haha.
I would describe it as overly aggressive and unrestrained. It's like I'm trying to expel molten lava from my pours.
I would describe it as overly aggressive and unrestrained. It's like I'm trying to expel molten lava from my pours.
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If someone pointed a gun at my head and said dance or die, I'd need time to contemplate.
Yeah.
Not a fan of these studies that try to objectively weigh attractiveness like we (humans) are goddamn animals. I guess it's a starting point.
dskillzhtown
keep your strippers out of my American football
I used to really like dancing. Going out and having a good time on the dance floor was fun. I haven't done it in literally over a decade. But when I did, it was fun!
Somehow dance clubs got replaced by sports bars as a place to meet people, atleast in my corner of the world.
Somehow dance clubs got replaced by sports bars as a place to meet people, atleast in my corner of the world.
Pai Pai Master
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Dancing is the easiest way to get laid
I get compliments on my dancing. But I know very little and don't know any actual moves. I think it's more that I'm usually a cold person but I'll get moving if I love the music or am drunk enough.
Some people don't like dancing though, and that's ok. You don't have to do it. But just awkwardly swaying back and forth never looks right either. If you do it, go all out. Who cares what you look like if you're having fun.
Some people don't like dancing though, and that's ok. You don't have to do it. But just awkwardly swaying back and forth never looks right either. If you do it, go all out. Who cares what you look like if you're having fun.
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Yeah, laid the fuck out.
The Lamonster
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I love to dance, but only if the music's good and the alcohol's flowing.
Air Zombie Meat
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Really? Can't say I've ever seen anyone get attacked for dancing.
VistraNorrez
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Dancing feels really good to me, and thankfully people like when I dance. I don't always do it, though. There has to music I like, which isn't always the case. But I will dance even if I'm all alone and the music moves me.
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I was joking, but I have seen it.
yep, he exudes masculinity!
what...wtf is this
Omega Kirby
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Or I'm so manly that I can attract women just by smiling at them and saying hi.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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Ladies love a man who isn't afraid to dance. Don't be such a drag once in awhile.
John Kowalski
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You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.
The studies aren't really the problem, often they reveal a complexity that is promptly excluded or mischievously unmentioned in articles and discussions in favor of insecure darwinist alpha males.
CharlieDigital
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But we are and there are many layers of attraction from subtle cues like smell all the ways to evolution of our primal drive to find a partner with the resources to support offspring (wealth).
Sure, there's obviously lots of complexity in between and compatibility is another layer, but it all comes down to some very primal needs. You can think that you're above it, but all humans are subject to the same forces (to varying degrees).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocgj9tewHso
Just going to dance like Crispin Glover. I'll have everyone's attention.
Just going to dance like Crispin Glover. I'll have everyone's attention.
True Savior
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Dancing is great. The thing is , there's a fine line between good dancing / awakwardly-fun dancing / and cringe dancing. The gif posted of Ex-Machina shows the first two (she has some beautiful smooth moves , while him being so into it looks fun albeit stiff ).
The rule doesn't really apply to hot girls though.
I did that in the past and it was one of the most fun / sexy things i did with her. I'll honestly oblige any future girl i meet to go through dancing lessons with me eheh
The rule doesn't really apply to hot girls though.
I did that in the past and it was one of the most fun / sexy things i did with her. I'll honestly oblige any future girl i meet to go through dancing lessons with me eheh
FelixOrion
Poet Centuriate
I'd rather perform self-immolation than dance
Once went to a friend's wedding. I was friends with everyone at the table except for one guy. We went up to dance because the bride and groom asked for people to come up to the dance floor. We tried to convince that one guy to dance, he wouldn't. Mind you, we're all goofy ass dancers, but we wanted to support the groom because he's a friend and paid for a DJ and a dance floor.
The one guy who wouldn't dance seemed to be convinced that he would be cooler if he didn't dance, so he sat at the table alone and drank alone. Sometimes the coolest thing is to act like a dork and just get some moves out.
The one guy who wouldn't dance seemed to be convinced that he would be cooler if he didn't dance, so he sat at the table alone and drank alone. Sometimes the coolest thing is to act like a dork and just get some moves out.
Shpeshal Nick
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I dance and dance well. Legitimately well. But I wouldn't call my self overly manly.
The Albatross
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I used to dance a shit load at weddings and always had a blast, until my then-girlfriend (now fiance) told me -- at the first wedding we went to -- that I was a really bad dancer. I knew that I was but I never cared and people used to tell me they loved how I didn't care and how fun it was to dance with me, but when she told me that I got really self-conscious and now I don't enjoy myself doing it and don't.
JimJamJones
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JimJamJones does not dance.
Major Gripex
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CharlieDigital
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You can feel the testosterone flowing out of the screen.
LoveCake
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I cannot dance, but if i could, i would want to be able to dance like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT2daisxdvA
John Travolta - You Should Be Dancing - Saturday Night Fever
Wouldn't mind being able to do this either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT2daisxdvA
John Travolta - You Should Be Dancing - Saturday Night Fever
Wouldn't mind being able to do this either.
Darth Karja
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Are we the same person? We just finished our dancing lessons yesterday.
manfestival
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This is so perfect.
I do love to dance. However, the type I dance is latin dance.
Dynamite Ringo Matsuri
Member
The kid is probably drowning in it now...
Fuck... If I had Duane's moves and fashion sense... fuck
Hypemaster
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Drunk dancing is great until you get kicked out by security.
People who don't dance are boring.
People who don't dance are boring.
User 479360
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I'm in this camp. I hate dancing.
The only time I'll dance is if a girl asks me to slow dance, and that's maybe happened a few times in my life.
My friends would drag me to clubs (oh, so much fun) and I'd just stand there. Those places were awful.
pixelation
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I'm here to battle baby, i dance to kill.
acheron_xl
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The few times I've loosened up enough to dance, I'm immediately the center of the room's attention. It's like a superpower. Haven't done it in years though.
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