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Messing around with someone's wife while they're away.

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LordMaji said:
NEVER mess w/ a mans woman. Seriously. It never ends well for anyone.
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sure it does. lots of people in unhappy marriages have had affairs, eventually getting divorces and marrying their lovers, and going on to have a healthy, loving marriage.
 
inthegray said:
sure it does. lots of people in unhappy marriages have had affairs, eventually getting divorces and marrying their lovers, and going on to have a healthy, loving marriage.
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word? I want to see stats :P
 
LordMaji said:
word? I want to see stats :P
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It's true, cheaters and home-wreckers often go on to have long-lasting loving relationships together. In fact, I bet it happens more often than it doesn't. :lol
 
Dice Man said:
It's true, cheaters and home-wreckers often go on to have long-lasting loving relationships together. In fact, I bet it happens more often than it doesn't. :lol
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of course, it doesn't happen every time, but you'd be naive to think it never happens.
 
castle007 said:
Is anyone taking this thread seriously??

I am not
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I am. Cheating sucks man. I'm sure many people here have been affected by it in one way or another. But on the other hand, some of us are alive because of it :lol
 
Gary Whitta said:
Treat others as you'd want to be treated yourself
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That's what it boils down to for me as well. Temptation is a bitch, understood. But never pluck another man's rhubarb.
 
I once had an opportunity like this, and as people in the thread have been mentioning, all it took for me to say an emphatic "hell no" was putting myself in the husband's shoes. I personally have never been cheated on (nor cheated on someone else), but I can only imagine how horrible it must feel.

I have no religious or karmic beliefs, and you might not either. Sometimes you have to have principles just because you know you'll be a better person from walking away from a situation that could have very serious ramifications for two other people besides yourself.
 
bishoptl said:
That's what it boils down to for me as well. Temptation is a bitch, understood. But never pluck another man's rhubarb.
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There's a joke about custard here but I haven't quite found it.
 
human5892 said:
I once had an opportunity like this, and as people in the thread have been mentioning, all it took for me to say an emphatic "hell no" was putting myself in the husband's shoes. I personally have never been cheated on (nor cheated on someone else), but I can only imagine how horrible it must feel.
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How do you know ?
 
To her:

“Don't ever cheat on someone. I'm serious. It's not worth it. . . . The only thing infidelity does is remind you of the people you're not having sex with, which is something you can just as easily think about when you're completely alone.”
-Chuck Klosterman

To you:

You're a douche. I've done things like this (only with people who are dating, not married), and it doesn't work. Just don't bother.
 
JayDubya said:
That's like my old "I like telling the truth because it's easier to remember."
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That's simply resigning yourself to the fact that you aren't creative enough to come up with convincing lies.

To the OP, if she's under 25 it honestly doesn't matter as long as you're bigger than the guy she's married to.

You'll still be a douche bag, but you'll be a laid douche bag.
 
Livin_Lovin said:
That's simply resigning yourself to the fact that you aren't creative enough to come up with convincing lies.

To the OP, if she's under 25 it honestly doesn't matter as long as you're bigger than the guy she's married to.

You'll still be a douche bag, but you'll be a laid douche bag.
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I think the girl is 18, so yeah that marriage will fall apart sooner or later.

I don't belive in teenage marriages
 
Pedobear said:
You know what, I'm never posting here again. I am not a person to get angry easily but I can't post in a forum where people talk about murder without any consequences.

My day has just been ruined. Goodbye.
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Well, when you bring some of the rarer Pokemons into the conversation, tempers are going to flare. We all say things we don't mean.

If someone deleted my Giratina I'd be pissed.
 
Pedobear said:
This is the most sickening thread I've ever read. Not the original post but the amount of sick fucks in here. Fuck all would be murderers in this thread. You are the worst scum alive, worse than any cheaters.

BTW, don't sleep with her. Cheaters deserve a good beating.
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Ciao.
 
Do not be a slave to the pussy.. be stronger than the pussy

That and listen to everything that Forza says..

no matter how much you like her or want to fuck her.. there will always be a girl out there that you would want to fuck just as much.

its bad karma too.
 
Messing around with someone's wife while they're away

What goes around comes around, so, no. Aside from the moral implications, have you considered the possibility of having your ass beat; or worse, getting shot?
 
Suburban Cowboy said:
ive fooled around with an engaged chick before, that count?
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I don't want to sound like a hypocrite, but no.. it doesn't. At least not to the same degree. It's still messed up, but an engagement is not a marriage. Vows are not taken and she is nobodies wife.

You could still catch an ass whooping, but you wouldn't be breaking up a family. Well, in the 'formal' sense.



I wouldn't go to jail for a fiance.
 
Being cheated on will probably come down to luck so as long as you don't get caught(which you most likely will anyway, especially if this thing continues on for a pretty long time), go for it.

Schattenjagger said:
Do not be a slave to the pussy.. be stronger than the pussy

That and listen to everything that Forza says..

no matter how much you like her or want to fuck her.. there will always be a girl out there that you would want to fuck just as much.

its bad karma too.
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What if he's into that psychological thing of dipping his chip into some else's sauce? No matter how hot the chick is, a married woman might looke ven hotter to him.
 
papelnabangka said:
Being cheated on will probably come down to luck so as long as you don't get caught(which you most likely will anyway, especially if this thing continues on for a pretty long time), go for it.




What if he's into that psychological thing of dipping his chip into some else's sauce? No matter how hot the chick is, a married woman might looke ven hotter to him.
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you have a point..the OP should comment on this..

is it just a physical attraction or is it mental too?
 
MidiSurf said:
I think the girl is 18, so yeah that marriage will fall apart sooner or later.

I don't belive in teenage marriages
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I don't agree with much of what you've said in this thread, but you know, your avatar change makes everything a little better.
 
What the HELL is going on here? I read this thread faithfully down to the part where Rumple offers to post a picture, then I just start scanning the rest of the posts in order to SEE the Goddamned picture, because, as I'm sure you'll agree, you can't really vote on something like this without a little photographic evidence, amirite? So what, then, do I see? Three scrawny bitches failing at thuggin' it up on the back bumper of Daddy's Suburban and fucking John Travolta and Uma Thurman ass wagging at Jack Rabbit Slim's???

WHERE IS THE FUCKING PICTURE OF THIS POTENTIAL ADULTRESS, AND WHY HAVE I SCANNED 200 POSTS IN VAIN WITHOUT SEEING IT!?!?!


For a fucking Friday thread, THIS POS has turned out pretty disappointing so far. I only hope that things pick up now that the drinking lamp has been lit for a few hours.


I'm tappin' my foot pretty fucking impatiently over here. Let's have a look at that PICTURE!!!
 
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I envision something like this happening in your near future.
 
I haven't read through the thread.
All I have to say is that there are no boundaries. There's no right or wrong. Only what other people will judge you on. What makes something immoral is not the act, it's the guilt.
 
mattx5 said:
I haven't read through the thread.
All I have to say is that there are no boundaries. There's no right or wrong. Only what other people will judge you on. What makes something immoral is not the act, it's the guilt.
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Please read Crime and Punishment
 
NO. I screwed a friend's hot girlfriend one time and it backfired. She took me to her friend's birthday party where we were supposed to meet her boyfriend (my friend). Her boyfriend blew it off (which was like the 3rd night in a row he blew her off) and so she got drunk and started rubbing my dick under the table, begging me to go screw her in the bathroom. I said no and stayed at the party for like another hour or so. She was my ride there, so I was kinda stranded. Yeah, I coulda called for help, but I thought I could just keep her at bay.

So, we drive home and she's just begging me to screw her. Rubbing on me and trying to undo my pants while I'm driving. Now a strong man could have shouted at her or something and got her out of the mood, but I'm only human and can only fend off a super-hot chick for so long before nailing her starts to sound like an alright idea.

10 minutes later we're at her house going at it. Next day she feels totally guilty and tells him all about it. He was a little pissed at first but he forgave me the same day. Turns out he blew her off 3 nights in a row because he was getting sick of her shit and thinking about ending it. But I didn't know that at the time so to me I still wronged him. I never got over the way I betrayed a friend. Just because he was cool with it didn't make it okay for me. First and last time I ever did something like that.

Anyway, moral of the story is that women never keep their mouths shut about this shit and it only complicates your life in ways you don't need it to.
 
mattx5 said:
I haven't read through the thread.
All I have to say is that there are no boundaries. There's no right or wrong. Only what other people will judge you on. What makes something immoral is not the act, it's the guilt.
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What a load of shit :lol
 
Did I really post that?
*puts down beer*

Though sometimes it does feel that way guys.
Honestly - how many people here have had a genuinely fucked up moment after doing something considered 'immoral' or 'out there' by society where they asked themselves "Have I lost all sense of morality?" and then didn't care about it afterwards?
 
is a few hours of fun worth you ending up in a body bag? If I was the husband and found out about this I'd come after you and put you in a wheel chair for the rest of your life, but thats just me.
 
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