Reggie: Sir, I just looked over Wii U's specs.
Iwata: And ?
Reggie: Well, they seem to suck.
Iwata: What do you mean ?
Reggie: Were kind of using a lot of underwhelming components here if my calculations are correct. Fans are going to b seriously questioning if Wii U will follow in Wii's footsteps in getting crummy third-party support, assuming it an handle next-gen support at all. I mean, we do we even know if Wii U can support UE4 ?
Iwata: Wii U is powerful enough. Trust me. Miyamoto, what do think about Wii U's specifications ?
Miyamoto: *playing with Pikmin doll* Their fine.
Reggie: Sir, Miyamoto just said that without looking at the specs sheet! Why are we taking another big gamble again? Nintendo underestimated third-party support on Wii and now were doing it again just for the sake of having a machine that offers a different experience because of the controller. We're probably going to lose out on core gamers again and it's going to be difficult to recapture the expanded audience.
Iwata: Reggie, you need to stop worrying. Besides, we have an HD machine. Fans will be happy. We have Smash Bros and Bayonetta 2. Fans will be happy. Hey, Miyamoto, do you want to go out for some ice cream ?
Miyamoto: Sure
Reggie: Can I come ?
Iwata : No. Go back to Redmond.
Myamoto: *smiles at Reggie*