HomerSimpson-Man
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Mike Works said:Best Buy, Christmas 2006
Employee: Dude, you should definitely come out next week and camp for the PS3. Hold off on the 360. That only has HD-DVD. Blu Ray is the way to go. And there's definitely no way we've sold out of PS3 reservations by now! I hate making this store money!
Guy: Um, yeah. Actually I just want a game system for my kid.
Employee: Don't you want any Blu Ray movies? The quality is so much better. And the games look better! And do drugs!
Guy: Uh, listen dude. My kid just wants to play Gears Of War. His friends at school started a clan and he can't get in it and they, you know, they mock him. They make fun of him, teasing him that the only work his dad can get are in these unplausable hypothetical anecdotes.
Employee: Aw, dude. Warhawk is gonna kick Gears' ASS! To the motherfucking EXTREME! That shit is TITS! This is how Best Buy employees talk to the OLDER SECT!
Guy: The helicopter game? Yeah, that's not really his speed. Why must Sony accost me so?
Employee: The graphics are amazing though, man. I'm high now apparently too. Plus I raped some babies in the back store. Gave em the dual shock, and I ain't talkin bout controllers!
Guy: Yeah, I mean I saw the footage they aired during Lost last week. That did look pretty sweet.
Employee: See?
Guy: How much is it?
Employee: It's $499. But that INCLUDES the Blu Ray player, out of the box.
Guy: You know, I told myself the fourth time I bought Star Wars that that would be the last time I bought a movie more than once.
Employee: Well then don't buy Star Wars again?
Guy: Oh that makes sense, I should do that.
Employee: Yeah.
Guy: ...
Employee:
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