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[Courage]

Doodoo stains, anyone?

Dat representation of vulnerability.

 

[TrutaS]

All I can think of is: "That's not hygienic".

 

[Dead Prince]

she's been wrecked.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Disappointing video even if this song was merely decent.

 

[bort]

#1 on iTunes and completely destroyed the vevo record of 12.3 million in 24 hours aww you guys shouldn't have <3

Lets get a link for this page too still have time until 24 hours is up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My2FRPA3Gf8

I knew y'all secretly loved her

 

[depths20XX]

Haha, stay PRESSED like Miley's buttcheeks in that hideous outfit she wore. Ya'll lovin' her.



Is that how these threads work?

 

[Tricky I Shadow]

She&#8217;s such an annoying try-hard and the video is pretty bad, but I gotta admit &#8211; the actual song is good.

 

[Alrus]

The video would have been fine and even pretty good if she didn't decide to be a try hard with that licking a sledgehammer thing. Has nothing to do with the song and looks awful.

 

[RottenTanuki]

Terry Richardson to me is a narcissistic creep.

 

[bort]

19.3 million views in 24 hours

Very nice

 

[kmax]

The song was kind of good. The video though....it isn't exactly doing her any favors at this point.

 

[Borgnine]

I like her Mons Pubis.

 

[PsihoPerihelion]

 

[Flatline]

bort, you do realize that what you're doing is kind of strange, right?

 

[Winterfang]

HNNNGGG.

 

[Shepard]

A good Miley Cyrus song? Wth?!

 

[tmarques]

Lord, she's pathetic. The best part is her fans thinking she's going to be around 5 years from now.

 

[SecretMoblin]

Lord, she's pathetic. The best part is her fans thinking she's going to be around 5 years from now.

There are people who thought "Party in the USA" was a fluke, too.

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

I would greatly appreciate it if she learned how to fashion and if she would stop licking every fucking thing.

 

[Visceir]

Think the blame here falls on Terry Richardson, not Miley. Video could have been much better with better direction. Looks amateurish at times.

 

[ShineALight]

There are people who thought "Party in the USA" was a fluke, too.

Hey, that song will be five years old next year!

 

[Dyno]

Songs okay. Video is off-putting. She looks sickly and their are too many unflattering angles. No one wants to see a girl grime up their white panties. Plus the hammer licking is typical popstar retardation. To me it screams "I got nothing, nothing to say and nothing to do."

 

[NaturalHigh]

Songs okay. Video is off-putting. She looks sickly and their are too many unflattering angles. No one wants to see a girl grime up their white panties. Plus the hammer licking is typical popstar retardation. To me it screams "I got nothing, nothing to say and nothing to do."

Sickly?? Dude come on..she is in fucking fantastic shape. Perfect female body.

Edit: I agree on the hammer licking though.

 

[NathanMcMahon]

bort, you do realize that what you're doing is kind of strange, right?

of course he/she does. hence the shitty performance art and made up personality.

 

[tmarques]

Camille Paglia hit the nail on the head -

But more important, Madonna, a trained modern dancer, was originally inspired by work of tremendous quality — above all, Marlene Dietrich’s glamorous movie roles as a bisexual blond dominatrix and Bob Fosse’s stunningly forceful strip-club choreography for the 1972 film Cabaret, set in decadent Weimar-era Berlin. Today’s aspiring singers, teethed on frenetically edited small-screen videos, rarely have direct contact with those superb precursors and are simply aping feeble imitations of Madonna at 10th remove.

Pop is suffering from the same malady as the art world, which is stuck on the tired old rubric that shock automatically confers value. But those once powerful avant-garde gestures have lost their relevance in our diffuse and technology-saturated era, when there is no longer an ossified high-culture establishment to rebel against. On the contrary, the fine arts are alarmingly distant or marginal to most young people today.

Unfortunately, the media spotlight so cheaply won by Cyrus will inevitably spur repeats of her silly stunt, by her and others.

 

[BadlyCookedTurkey]

Just watched this. Song is decent, video is decent. But the way she looks is just disgusting to me.

If only there was a video with that girl on a wreaking ball naked.

 

[IceCold]

19.3 million views in 24 hours

Very nice

Looking at your posts you'd think you were either Miley, know Miley personally, or are getting $$ from her success somehow.

It must suck being so devoted to someone who doesn't even know about your existence..

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Looking at your posts you'd think you were either Miley, know Miley personally, or are getting $$ from her success somehow.

It must suck being so devoted to someone who doesn't even know about your existence..

IceCold

 

[jamesinclair]

Youtube has outdone themselves.

To watch the music video...

I HAVE TO WATCH AN AD FOR THE SAME MUSIC VIDEO

I dont even

 

[Eppy Thatcher]

I don't even know what it is but I'm way past caring. She could just sing the "It's Miley!" Bit thing from Talk Soup over and over again into a microphone and i would still smash.

She's fucking hawt. Duntevenhate.

 

[KingFire]

Youtube has outdone themselves.

To watch the music video...

I HAVE TO WATCH AN AD FOR THE SAME MUSIC VIDEO

I dont even

 

[bort]

Looking at your posts you'd think you were either Miley, know Miley personally, or are getting $$ from her success somehow.

It must suck being so devoted to someone who doesn't even know about your existence..

how dare I be a fan of someone

let me go be a fan of a console or a tv show and care about that shit instead

then I will be totally respected by icecold

I don't even make the threads. I fucking hate when neogaf talks about her

but someone makes the thread about her music video and I'll bump it to get it more views because that helps me get more of what I like

her music

 

[Can Crusher]

how dare I be a fan of someone

let me go be a fan of a console or a tv show and care about that shit instead

then I will be totally respected by icecold

I don't even make the threads. I fucking hate when neogaf talks about her

but someone makes the thread about her music video and I'll bump it to get it more views because that helps me get more of what I like

her music

You're a fan of an attention whore who makes shit music, congrats.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Watched and dayum.

Great clip when all is said and done, decent.

 

[Batigol]

Looking at your posts you'd think you were either Miley, know Miley personally, or are getting $$ from her success somehow.

It must suck being so devoted to someone who doesn't even know about your existence..

 

[SmokyDave]

My only response to this image is 'I would like this young woman to give me a blowjob'.

 

[red731]

My only response to this image is 'I would like this young woman to give me a blowjob'.

Same minds.

 

[Red-Shift]

I can't watch past those disgusting strings of saliva. Brush your goddamn teeth before shooting super close ups, Miley!

 

[NathanMcMahon]

Camille Paglia hit the nail on the head -

superb analysis. it's too bad, because when pop is good they kill it, but when it's forced or rote, it's mediocre.

part of the problem is Miley Cyrus was manufactured as a product where she had no real say or probably little influence at a young age. Her stardom was acquired years ago. Madonna (and similarly, Lady Gaga) were allowed to make their own product and found their own way to stardom. Any attempt to break from an established mold of pop-stardom will be met with resistance. It's happened before and it will happen again. It's got to be tough on Miley Cyrus as she flounders in a spotlight that isn't her norm.

 

[norinrad]

Fucking hot.

I'm not surprise this is coming from Franck, after all we have not forgotten his antics in certain exclusive clubs in Paris a few years ago, even though he was married

 

[Palabrah]

I like the naked parts and nothing more.

 

[endresults]

Can't stop cringing.

 

[Batigol]

Can't stop cringing.

Cringe harder

 

[ecurbj]

LOL. That dude must seriously love him some Doodoo stained Miley.

 

[alr1ght]

Her PR people deserve several raises. Played everybody and they bit hard.

 

[malfcn]

Man, Terry Richardson.

 

[endresults]

Imagine that guy getting a checkup at the doctor. The barely-contained revulsion that washes over the doctor as the meaning of the tattoos hits. It must be magical.

 

[BadlyCookedTurkey]

My only response to this image is 'I would like this young woman to give me a blowjob'.

I only see a young boy with womanly hands.

This has probably been posted, but just seen it, and laughed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYcg1ot1iWs

 

[1.21Gigawatts]

I liked it.
I don't know why everybody loses their mind over her stuff.
Rihannas videos are equally sexual and nobody cares.

 

[alterno69]

Good song, not a bad video but the nakedness was unnecesary IMO.