Fuck me, I keep forgetting about this great thread. I stumbled upon it again late last night and ended up reading it into the early morning. Subscribed. Nice job everyone. Here are some of my views from the past week or so...
Alice in Wonderland (2010, Tim Burton) ★★★
Frustratingly inconsistent. Some parts worked very well -- Helena Bonham Carter's Red Queen was pitch perfect, plus all the minor characters (Cheshire Cat, Tweedledum and Tweedledee, the Caterpillar, etc.) were a pleasing mix of comical and flat out weird. The problem is the bigger parts of the movie are almost all off. Mia Wasikowska is absolutely lifeless as Alice, Johnny Depp's Mad Hatter never really took off and the movie is weighed down terribly by a hideous generic soundtrack and too much bad CGI. Half a good movie and half a dreadful one.
Sommaren med Monika [Summer with Monika] (1953, Ingmar Bergman) ★★★★
A pair of Swedish teens (19 and 17 respectively) meet, fall in love and feed off each other's youthful energy and enthusiasm as they break away from society and their unpleasant home lives and live on a boat together for one magical summer. But of course nothing remains idyllic forever (especially in a Bergman movie), and desires for better food and shelter, as well as Monika's pregnancy, have them return to the city where they become increasingly unhappy and frustrated.
A bleak and beautiful movie as summer turns to autumn in more ways than one. It never ceases to amaze me how Bergman frequently takes what would seem like the plots of mundane domestic dramas and animates them with psychological tension, metaphors and emotion. He really is the master auteur.
Lord of War (2005, Andrew Niccol) ★★
Far too splashy a movie for the subject of international arms trade and the tragedies that happen with those weapons. There's no meat to this story, it's just a series of thumbnail sketches on how a man went from the small time to the big time in this line of work, with a banal and unnecessary side plot of Jared Leto as his youthful, hip-looking coke fiend brother.
Equally problematic is Nicholas Cage. He never makes me believe in his character for even a second, and I don't think he leaves the screen in the entire two hours! Even when he's right on screen you get his nearly ceaseless narration, which should tell you all you need to know about what the filmmakers thing of their audience.
অপরাজিত [The Unvanquished] (1956, Satyajit Ray) ★★★★½
A hauntingly beautiful yet tragic story -- the second in the "Apu trilogy" -- of Apu's maturation from child to university student. I'm not sure I have the technical vocabulary to analyze what I saw in fine detail, but it truly is a beautiful movie even if punctuated by several sad events. The slow and steady pace, somber music and attention to detail are captivating. It's about family and death and its themes are universal.
Badlands (1973, Terrence Malick) ★★★★½
For a movie about a pair of serial killers (well, technically only one of them is a killer while the other one is along for the ride), it is a very beautiful and poetic and oddly comforting experience. I should of course be having the opposite reaction while watching someone murder indiscriminately, but maybe I take comfort in the fact that Kit is confused and misguided and polite rather than behaving like an angry savage who's fully aware of what he's doing. A deep movie, one that rewards multiple viewings.
Cloverfield (2008, Matt Reeves) ★
This is junk food. It's like they took the cast from a beer commercial and threw them into a disaster pic. The acting is just atrocious -- no, they don't come off like real people, they seem like awful actors trying to play real people. The plot has so many contrivances and cliches and sticking points, it would make a Michael Bay movie seem like an arthouse work of genius. Even the special effects were over the top and unbelievable. Very little redeeming about this at all, and the horrid acting stopped me from at least having some quick dumb fun with the movie. When you don't care about the characters, it's hard to care about the movie. I will give them credit for making this a speedy 84 minutes.
Cop Out (2010, Kevin Smith) ★★
Tracy Morgan's zaniness works about 50% of the time, which is a far better rate of success than the phone-in performance by Bruce Willis, or the effectiveness of the hideously cliched latino gangsters. Never strays from the classic buddy cop movie formula. Minor character Sean William Scott is his usually amusing self, and Jason Lee always knows how to play a good jerk. A few laughs here and there, otherwise forgettable. You'll see this on cable half asleep on your couch one night in the future, laugh at a couple scenes and probably fall asleep before it's over.
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010, Steve Pink) ★★
I really liked the absurd premise and thought I was in for some Hangover-type laughs, but the movie really didn't do it for me. A few jokes worked (Glover's recurring arm gags, the bet on the football game) but more of them didn't, and even though the plot was obviously meant to be outlandish and not to be taken seriously, there was an extra level of stupid to it. Mostly because they had some horrible idea to put in lessons about friendship and fidelity in a movie about a time traveling hot tub. You can't just stick to tits and booze in a stupid buddy comedy? Really?
Romper Stomper (1992, Geoffrey Wright) ★★★★
Fantastic debut for Wright, a level he hasn't reached again in his successive films, unfortunately. The movie follows a gang of neo-Nazi skinheads in Australia and their one-by-one demise thanks to the violent lifestyle they lead. The film isn't sentimental or sanitary; it doesn't shy away from the racist rhetoric, violence, sex or booze, and is all the more effective for it. Sure, you can predict who the last three people left standing will be early on, but that doesn't make the story any less effective.
Zombieland (2009, Ruben Fleischer) ★★
For a "zom com," this movie has an unmistakable lack of both zombies and comedy. The Bill Murray part is excellent, everything else is middling to awful. Every character is a cliche and so is the plot structure, it's not funny and after the first half dozen brutal zombie kills, it's not even fun anymore. Plays like a 14-year old's wet dream.