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[benjipwns]

I'm usually down to my last can of Tina before I decide to go back to the supermarket

 

[Eye for an Eye]

Find a buddy with a truck and put the deep freezer in the back end. Drive up to my place and unload. I will make good use of the meat and you can stick around to enjoy it too.

Sounds like a good plan to me.

Are the meats in original grocery store packaging? Are they vacuum sealed bags or just shrink wrapped? Is there any greenish discoloration?

Freezer burned chicken, beef, and pork are salvagable in soups and stews and slow cooks on a grill. Fish doesn't taste good at all and there's no slow way of cooking it to get that taste out of it. The food in the center is probably better off than the food touching the freezer encasement.

 

[Hoo-doo]

Unthaw it all, cook it all, bring to a homeless shelter.

 

[ThoughtsOfSpeaking]

It should be safe to eat, doesn't mean it's edible.

I'd toss the lot.


If you must eat it, id invest in a slow cooker and ALOT of seasoning.

 

[Amalthea]

This thread is amazing.

My 91 year old grandma who lived through the depression has a semi-scary freezer with unmarked stuff like this.

A freezer. One. (Not counting the smaller one on her fridge.)

And she tries to clean it out once a year at least.

I bet she needs a shotgun for that.

 

[Squalor]

This is disgusting, O.P.

You have a problem. This is hoarding.

 

[vern]

meat isle.

Where is this? Sounds amazing.

 

[Always-honest]

Throw three freezers out and save yourself a life of meat hoarding.

 

[Captain Tuttle]

I want to eat them. Would like some instructions because I don't usually unthaw frozen foods and eat them.

The why do you have three freezers?

Wtf

 

[_Ryo_]

I think you should be pretty ashamed having wasted 5 years worth of meats and electricity. Why even buy it if you're not going to use it anyway? Also, learn how go cook, it's not hard at all. It's actually easier than collecting 3 freezers worth of old meat, even.

 

[Saya]

Damn that freezer is packed to the gills. Such a waste of food to throw it all out though...

 

[StayDead]

I wouldn't eat meat that's been frozen for more than 6 months, but that's just me.

 

[zbarron]

I don't usually unthaw frozen foods and eat them.

This is abundantly clear.

I add my voice to the growing consensus. Throw everything in the three freezers out and get rid of two freezers.

Also you should probably look into what hoarding is and if it applies get some help. There's no shame in it. It sounds like your family does this too, but it's not healthy and it doesn't help you.

 

[Sesuadra]

OP dispose of your bodies like a decent human being

You don't always need to save the meat.

how else is he supposed to gain the powers of his enemies?

 

[Ryzaki009]

5 Years? Throw it away! Might want to nuke the freezers too at this point.

 

[BibiMaghoo]

I would not recommend eating anything that had been frozen for 5 years, and would throw it all. Meat and such bought from the store usually only lasts a few months in the freezer, and beyond that you are at risk of some bad food.

 

[andythinkpad]

OP why do you have 3 freezers? You probably pay 20-30 extra per month to keep them running.


Yes you are a hoarder.

 

[Vilam]

Unthaw it all, cook it all, bring to a homeless shelter.

That's one way to solve the homeless problem.

 

[Beefy]

Never heard if unthawed before. Also just think how much money has been wasted in them freezers.

 

[quesalupa]

Today I learned that thaw and unthaw mean the same thing in North America.

 

[Santiako]

After seeing that picture, I'm siding with the 'throw it all away' camp.

 

[RootCause]

Damn Daniel... :0
why did you keep getting more meat?

 

[Korosenai]

Just throw everything out and go to the grocery store and get fresh food.

 

[Crisco]

Throw it out in your yard, sit on your deck with a rifle, wait for fresh meat to arrive.

 

[entremet]

I'm really going nuts over "unthaw" lol.

What the heck?! lol

 

[crazy monkey]

throw it away.

 

[7threst]

Ok, here is one of my freezers. I don't want to go to the garage for the other 2.

Are your other two freezers as stuffed as this one? Also, the food in there looks like it can sing songs for you ate night when you go to sleep...

 

[SummitAve]

Pretty sure OP already has some parasitic brain intrusion from his bad meat.

 

[Dandy Lyin]

Throw it away. All of it.

 

[Dre]

What is that black mass of something in the third row from the bottom?
Please tell me it is NOT a garbage bag with frozen meat inside?

 

[MC Safety]

Today I learned that thaw and unthaw mean the same thing in North America.

It does not.

Unthaw means to re-freeze. Thaw means to bring to room temperature.

http://www.the-difference-between.com/thaw/unthaw

 

[xam3l]

Are you somekind of meat collector? Are you getting ready to the apocalipse? Feed your grand-grand-children? Why so much meat? Oo

 

[Jack The Nipper]

this thread cant be real, I want instructions to unthaw and eat?

 

[Tugatrix]

Its epic meal time

 

[Technosteve]

Do you have any bear meat in there?

 

[Kebiinu]

What if we all just helped a serial killer dispose/prepare/eat his...-gulp-...meats?

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Ha, didn't see my typo last night.

What if we all just helped a serial killer dispose/prepare/eat his...-gulp-...meats?

Hannibal would be disgusted by this shit. Even monsters have standards.

The question still comes up, why go shopping if you can't and won't cook the meat that you purchase? For the ritual? I couldn't fathom buying 10 lbs of chicken unless I already had a recipe planned out and a dinner party scheduled for 20 people.

 

[nintendork666]

Are you somekind of meat collector? Are you getting ready to the apocalipse? Feed your grand-grand-children? Why so much meat? Oo

I pick things up!
I am a collector!
And things, well things, they tend to accumulate!
I have this net
It drags behind me!
It picks up feelings
For me to feed upon!

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

You unthaw when you want to raise the dead.

 

[Beefy]

Just noticed a pic was posted. Most of that stuff is ruined due to you putting it in carrier bags. The print and taste seeps into the ice and meat.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Just noticed a pic was posted. Most of that stuff is ruined due to you putting it in carrier bags. The print and taste seeps into the ice and meat.

What post?

 

[benjipwns]

What post?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=215850684&postcount=160

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=215850684&postcount=160

That's something I would expect on the show Hoarders.

 

[Mad Max]

OP the next time you kill a hooker don't leave the evidence inside your fridge, cuz that's how you get caught.

 

[Tripon]

Indeed, unless he plans to open a restaurant in his home

Pretty sure people don't want to pay for 5 year old frozen meat.

 

[Jawmuncher]

Beat em & eat em

 

[GreatestHits]

OP, you froze peppers??

 

[outunderthestars]

OP is never going to answer why he has so much frozen food.

 

[J-Tier]

OP, you froze peppers??

I freeze peppers. I've got chili plants, I harvest them and I put them in the freezer and have an abundance of them when I need to cook up something spicy.

However, in OP's case...not sure the peppers are in there for the same purpose.

 

[jroc74]

Pretty sure people don't want to pay for 5 year old frozen meat.

That's gonna be the hook. How he stands out, be unique.

I can see the names now: 5YOM, FFYOM. He's gonna make a killing.