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[echoshifting]

Op is just going to buy a fourth fridge in the end, isn't he

 

[DonMigs85]

This is clearly one of those GAF threads where the OP is only going to act on what he wants to hear but anyway

Take those freezers, throw everything in them away. Turn them off and let them thaw out. The scrub the insides.

Then holy shit use one freezer. One.. You don't need three freezers full of meat if you aren't touching the meat for five years.

Indeed, unless he plans to open a restaurant in his home

 

[LuffyZoro]

This is one of my favorite recent threads.

 

[DpadD]

Yuck.

Why do you need the room? More meat?

I want to make room for fresher meat. I just bought 10lbs of chicken wings from Costco. So far they are at a friend's house. His sister will probably finish it within a week or two.

Lmao this was perfect

 

[Crono27]

Lmao this was perfect

I haven't laughed so hard in a while.. op just stick it in a giant oven. The meat will totally be good (;

 

[morningbus]

This has to stop, Op.

And the quickest way to that outcome is to go ahead and eat the "food" in that freezer.

 

[BudokaiMR2]

Did you perchance make this amazing purchase of three freezers worth of meat from this man before realizing the apocalypse is not coming?

 

[Randy Monk]

Buy some pasta and pasta sauce and make some real Italian foooood!!!

 

[echoshifting]

Did you perchance make this amazing purchase of three freezers worth of meat from this man before realizing the apocalypse is not coming?

You know...

Choice between Jim Bakker's slop and op's fridge? I will eat the slop

 

[Nabs]

Ok, here is one of my freezers. I don't want to go to the garage for the other 2.

I think I spot a cat.

 

[commedieu]

Did you perchance make this amazing purchase of three freezers worth of meat from this man before realizing the apocalypse is not coming?

What


What is that?

 

[BudokaiMR2]

You know...

Choice between Jim Bakker's slop and op's fridge? I will eat the slop

Plot twist incoming.

OP is actually Jim Bakker and this is how his slop is created with fine carefully aged freezer burnt meat.

 

[echoshifting]

I think I spot a cat.

Tomorrow with any luck we get pics of the deep freeze, maybe we will find Waldo

 

[ThatGayWolf]

Well, I have several other families from my mom side and they seem to have this habit.

"I know some other people who do the same stupid thing I do so it's fine."

What???

 

[BudokaiMR2]

What


What is that?

I will let Vic Berger, a true legend of our times, give you the rundown.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH37W0jPpA

 

[Brodnax]

OP, are you black enough to put some peanut butter over that meat and eat it all?

 

[morningbus]

I think I spot a cat.

Yeah, right down there next to the individually frozen bags of piss.

 

[NCR Redslayer]

I need a meme or else ill get terrified at looking ath the fridge.
Op why

And i just saw the fridge, thats a cat.

 

[Media]

I'm still trying to figure out what the heck has grown spikes on the top shelf.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Those meats have been living longer in that freeze that I have in my house. I was still in college when those meats were stored. Michael Phelps had less than half the medals he has now.

 

[echoshifting]

I'm still trying to figure out what the heck has grown spikes on the top shelf.

I asked, peppers he says

Still looks like some eldritch nightmare to me!

 

[RecRoulette]

Did you get these freezers from an inheritance or something? How does that happen. Three freezers, five plus years. What!?

Also, stop buying more meat!

Edit: That picture, Christ almighty

 

[malfcn]

Ok, here is one of my freezers. I don't want to go to the garage for the other 2.

 

[Captain Zyrain]

The longer I stare at that Fridge, the more I feel like the Fridge is staring back at me.

 

[mStudios]

5 fucking years.

 

[jroc74]

This thread has my crying.

I'm still trying to figure out what the heck has grown spikes on the top shelf.

Meat. Probably started out as hot dogs. Now it's just known as meat. With spikes.

 

[NCR Redslayer]

Fuck it im PMing Ashens.

 

[electroshockwave]

How much of the meat is longpig, OP?

 

[Gen X]

When in doubt, pig out.

 

[YianGaruga]

just lick it like a popsicle

 

[Amalthea]

Me loocking at that freezer:

 

[OnkelC]

When in doubt, throw it out.

.

 

[Soapbox Killer]

I would just move and restart my entire life.

 

[NCR Redslayer]

https://youtu.be/OepMwUZCQZc
Whats probably in the bottom bag.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Why do buy groceries when you haven't even finished the ones in your freezer?

I'm usually down to my last can of Tina before I decide to go back to the supermarket, seems the OP goes weekly and buys the largest possible size out of habit, despite not knowing how to cook. What a waste of money and food.

When were freezers two and three even purchased?

 

[Karsticles]

What


What is that?

Dude who claims the end of the world is coming sells barrels of cheap food for thousands of dollars to idiots.

 

[Intheflorsh]

Serious question, OP are you a hoarder?

 

[BudokaiMR2]

Why do buy groceries when you haven't even finished the ones in your freezer?

I'm usually down to my last can of Tina before I decide to go back to the supermarket, seems the OP goes weekly and buys the largest possible size out of habit, despite not knowing how to cook. What a waste of money and food.

When were freezers two and three even purchased?

Goddamn the cannibals are coming out of the woodwork today.

 

[Dot-N-Run]

Oh, there are power outages at least 5-10 times a year.

Just keep it simple and throw it all out, it's not worth the risk.

 

[ZackieChan]

Holy shit that photo. Is that from the kitchen of that same house with the basement gaming setup/Iwata shrine?

 

[xxracerxx]

Goddamn the cannibals are coming out of the woodwork today.

I hope his cans of Tina are Daphne safe.

 

[EdmondD]

Op I counter your dead animals with my dead fruit.

Measuring in half decades how old would you say this fruit is? You might want to throw it out.

 

[KAP151]

The fact that people need to even ask the questions about food that they A) dont know what is B) dont know how old it is - is pretty astonishing. The quality would deteriorated to absolute shit. Not to mention the freezer burn.

I would seriously consider disposing of the actual freezers themselves, never mind the meat.

 

[Forerunner]

Ok, here is one of my freezers. I don't want to go to the garage for the other 2.

 

[Song of the Turtle]

You not only wasted the food but also 5 years worth of electricity. Do you have a fourth freezer where you keep the still fresh stuff?

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

Trash all that shit.

 

[SRG01]

You need to clear out that freezer. Even if there were power outages, there's a significant chance that your meat has gone bad. Unless your freezer is a laboratory or commercial freezer with adequate insulation, it won't take that long for your freezer -- and your meats -- to go above -18C.

 

[Alx]

Some animals can eat meat in an advanced state of decay, you may try and check with a kennel or a zoo to see if they'd want it. Although I suppose sanitary rules would make them rule it out...

 

[iPaul93]

Dude.WAT?Throw all of it away.

 

[benjipwns]

This thread is amazing.

My 91 year old grandma who lived through the depression has a semi-scary freezer with unmarked stuff like this.

A freezer. One. (Not counting the smaller one on her fridge.)

And she tries to clean it out once a year at least.