All your conversations are arranged in memes, you say? Quite a common problem, actually. I think I have just what you need.
Simply stare into the zoetrope and chant the words-
TVtrope, right-spin, round-spin, baby-spin
Y U NO even lift moi if you know what I mean
I activate le Trap Cards Honey Badger, Slenderman and Boxxy
2spook 5ever mai waifu behind 7 proxies
M'olde laifu be like it is so zetta slow
Now I ain't got no time fo dat Meme Overload
Maek it so I'm forever alone by dis withershin
TVtrope, right-spin, round-spin, baby-spin.