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NinSoX

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Just fresh off a ban, 20 min ago:D

I'm not embarrassed to say it, but thanks to this thread I realize I have phimosis. I've tried it raw before but it hurt too much and have since always used a condom. I guess nothing stretching wouldn't fix, hopefully.

But I did feel a little down yesterday. I'm also 22 and it's like I've never seen my (real) penis before. :lol
 
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kablooey

Member
How is it possible for an uncircumsized man to be 22 without having stretched his skin? I mean, didn't you get the "uncircumsized brochure" that they passed out at birth? My copy is indispensible.
 
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Lobster

Banned
NinSoX said:
Just fresh off a ban, 20 min ago:D

I'm not embarrassed to say it, but thanks to this thread I realize I have phimosis. I've tried it raw before but it hurt too much and have since always used a condom. I guess nothing stretching wouldn't fix, hopefully.

But I did feel a little down yesterday. I'm also 22 and it's like I've never seen my (real) penis before. :lol
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:S Doesn't seamen get trapped in the skin?
 
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NinSoX

Banned
As far as I know, according to some websites, this happens to only 2-3% of the population, where the excess foreskin (prepuce) is too tight to be folded back. I guess we're the unlucky ones. I can get a full erection inside the skin but it's not comfortable to have sex at all without a condom.
 
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NinSoX

Banned
BlindN-Fan said:
:S Doesn't seamen get trapped in the skin?
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A little bit I guess. But the way I hold my penis, I sort of line up the hole and the skin's hole so that it would shoot out normally. However, it does trap smegma (genital "cheese") which I didn't know about before (I thought something was wrong with my semen when some of the smegma would launch out with it). Sorry if this is too graphic.
 
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The Interrobanger

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NinSoX said:
A little bit I guess. But the way I hold my penis, I sort of line up the hole and the skin's hole so that it would shoot out normally. However, it does trap smegma (genital "cheese") which I didn't know about before (I thought something was wrong with my semen when some of the smegma would launch out with it). Sorry if this is too graphic.
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Shut The **** Up...Thanks
 
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Lobster

Banned
NinSoX said:
A little bit I guess. But the way I hold my penis, I sort of line up the hole and the skin's hole so that it would shoot out normally. However, it does trap smegma (genital "cheese") which I didn't know about before (I thought something was wrong with my semen when some of the smegma would launch out with it). Sorry if this is too graphic.
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Dude...you're supposed to clean up that smegma..thats why you can pull back foreskin...you totally need to get that checked..
 
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Vexidus

Member
NinSoX said:
A little bit I guess. But the way I hold my penis, I sort of line up the hole and the skin's hole so that it would shoot out normally. However, it does trap smegma (genital "cheese") which I didn't know about before (I thought something was wrong with my semen when some of the smegma would launch out with it). Sorry if this is too graphic.
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Oh god, what did I just read!?
 
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bjork

Member
NinSoX said:
A little bit I guess. But the way I hold my penis, I sort of line up the hole and the skin's hole so that it would shoot out normally. However, it does trap smegma (genital "cheese") which I didn't know about before (I thought something was wrong with my semen when some of the smegma would launch out with it). Sorry if this is too graphic.
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... cue the vomiting smiley
 
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X26

Banned
NinSoX said:
A little bit I guess. But the way I hold my penis, I sort of line up the hole and the skin's hole so that it would shoot out normally. However, it does trap smegma (genital "cheese") which I didn't know about before (I thought something was wrong with my semen when some of the smegma would launch out with it). Sorry if this is too graphic.
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:X

Dude you're way beyond the point where stetching is goging to help you. And didn't the girl(s) you've slept with ask any questions about it? Go see a doctor
 
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NinSoX

Banned
X26 said:
:X

Dude you're way beyond the point where stetching is goging to help you. And didn't the girl(s) you've slept with ask any questions about it? Go see a doctor
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No way...I'm going to dangle it in parties with cheese spewing out to see how many girls I can impress.
 
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Lobster

Banned
:lol Count on NinSox to disgust. I was eating and I wasn't disgusted at all.

NinSoX said:
No way...I'm going to dangle it in parties with cheese spewing out to see how many girls I can impress.
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:lol :lol
 
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Beezy

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NinSoX said:
A little bit I guess. But the way I hold my penis, I sort of line up the hole and the skin's hole so that it would shoot out normally. However, it does trap smegma (genital "cheese") which I didn't know about before (I thought something was wrong with my semen when some of the smegma would launch out with it). Sorry if this is too graphic.
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So that means you've actually accumulated enough smegma to actually know what it looks like. I feel sick now...
 
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Dimmuxx

The Amiga Brotherhood
NinSoX said:
A little bit I guess. But the way I hold my penis, I sort of line up the hole and the skin's hole so that it would shoot out normally. However, it does trap smegma (genital "cheese") which I didn't know about before (I thought something was wrong with my semen when some of the smegma would launch out with it). Sorry if this is too graphic.
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This is why I love GAF. :lol
 
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WedgeX

Banned
NinSoX said:
A little bit I guess. But the way I hold my penis, I sort of line up the hole and the skin's hole so that it would shoot out normally. However, it does trap smegma (genital "cheese") which I didn't know about before (I thought something was wrong with my semen when some of the smegma would launch out with it). Sorry if this is too graphic.
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Oh God. :lol

I am very, very glad I never got to find out if I'd be affected by this.
 
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Father_Mike

Member
NinSoX said:
A little bit I guess. But the way I hold my penis, I sort of line up the hole and the skin's hole so that it would shoot out normally. However, it does trap smegma (genital "cheese") which I didn't know about before (I thought something was wrong with my semen when some of the smegma would launch out with it). Sorry if this is too graphic.
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0_o.....:lol :lol :lol
 
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Oldschoolgamer

The physical form of blasphemy
NinSoX said:
A little bit I guess. But the way I hold my penis, I sort of line up the hole and the skin's hole so that it would shoot out normally. However, it does trap smegma (genital "cheese") which I didn't know about before (I thought something was wrong with my semen when some of the smegma would launch out with it). Sorry if this is too graphic.
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:(

eww..

castle007 said:
has anyone ever tried eating dick cheese??
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wtf... I'd hope not. Then again, a google search would probably prove me wrong.



No way in **** am I searching.
 
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Mercury Fred

Banned
castle007 said:
has anyone ever tried eating dick cheese??
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cheese%20DSC07401.JPG
 
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PantherLotus

Professional Schmuck
:lol :lol :lol :lol

SMEGMA

I have died and gone to heaven. Smegma in a serious conversation, mice & ass, wanking jokes, people that aren't circumcised, it's too ****ing much. GAF delivers again.
 
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Lobster

Banned
PantherLotus said:
*DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGES "SMEGMA"*


You will regret it. Also, avoid "Cock Cheese"

I just gagged.
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:lol Too late.I was going to post it as Dick Cheese for laughs...but then..My god.
 
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big_z

Member
castle007 said:
has anyone ever tried eating dick cheese??
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it's great on crackers.. it's also a good snack food for dates. tasty and cheap.

for more search Cock Cheese on google image search. make sure you turn the filter off.
 
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Creamium

shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Booser said:
It was an ex girlfriend of mine that introduced me to the phrase "dick cheese".

EX girlfriend
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I bet that utterance was preceded by "you have" and followed by "I'm outta here"
 
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Brobzoid

how do I slip unnoticed out of a gloryhole booth?
what the **** is going on at foreskin.org?!?

Holy shit, do not fucking enter that site!


plz do, pix of dick cheese thur
 
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Clouseau

Member
Want to regain some willpower and rid yourself of that extra 10 pounds you put on over the holidays? Just read this thread once per day! Seriously I don't even want lunch now....
 
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Patrick Bateman

Member
Gaf makes me wanna stab my eyes with a fork...



Edit: Haha, my TV is running while I sit at my PC, now there was an ad from McDonals about a new burger and it was like "Now with extra cheese!!". :x
 
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Souldriver

Member
Holy shit, I'm actually wibling on my chair a bit of unpleasantness and discust. My stomach is turning. Little.too.graphic.
 
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Souldriver

Member
Isn't their an american equivalent of the yearly medical check up you had to do with school when you were between 6 and 12? Checking your hearing, eyes, weight, piss, size of balls, ability to pull foreskin back?

But then again, I believe the majority of the US is circumsized. What country is Doom_Bringer from?
 
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Beezy

Member
Souldriver said:
Isn't their an american equivalent of the yearly medical check up you had to do with school when you were between 6 and 12? Checking your hearing, eyes, weight, piss, size of balls, ability to pull foreskin back?
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Lol I don't remember my doctor's ever doing that during checkups, but they do look down there to make sure that both balls are there.

Souldriver said:
But then again, I believe the majority of the US is circumsized. What country is Doom_Bringer from?
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It seems like most people here also thinks that. :(
 
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