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New Hitman: Absolution trailer [By Visual Works (Final Fantasy CG), out now]

I am seeing both positive and negative reactions to this. Besides, initial reactions to almost anything with a lot of money/marketing in it will always contain positive hype from some people, no matter how poor the concept of the released material is.
I think the game is looking pretty good from what I've seen of it.


It's just the sexist lowest common denominator shite design appealing to boys' hormones that's pissing me off.
 
So he kills them in 2 minutes? In a CG trailer? I still fail to understand what the point of this is aside from showing off hot nun assassins getting the "equal right fights" treatment so 47 can go all Tarantino on them.

I think I would've just preferred a MGS4 Beauty And The Beast: Bible Edition concept.

Showing how a scenario could turn out? Not the first trailer doing this, DEHR has done that too, in a way.
 
that trailer was....

...totally fucking awesome! :D

i loved it. the nuns things was definitely unorthodox, and it reminded me of previous hitman games that had unorthodox characters/enemies.
 
I don't see it as sexist at all. Would everyone feel better if they were all Pastors? Maybe I'm a cynic, maybe I'm apathetic, but I see nothing sexist here. Stupid, not sexist.
 
Showing how a scenario could turn out? Not the first trailer doing this, DEHR has done that too, in a way.

They failed if that was the point. All I saw was a random CG action trailer with no context that started, progressed, and ended. How does this even play into the game? I could've watched a random Newgrounds stick figure fight flash video and came away with the same conclusion.

I'm not even talking about the quality of the trailer, I just don't get why this exists.
 
can someone confirm for me whether a body would act as a shield for a machine-gun's bullets? seems to happen a lot in games/films & i've always wondered whether it was in any way accurate...
 
That trailer was possibly the worst joke and biggest embarrassment of a video game I've seen this generation in more ways than 1.

Seriously the Hitman movie is looking to be closer to real Hitman at this rate. I wish I was kidding.
 
I don't see it as sexist at all. Would everyone feel better if they were all Pastors? Maybe I'm a cynic, maybe I'm apathetic, but I see nothing sexist here. Stupid, not sexist.

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I don't see it as sexist at all. Would everyone feel better if they were all Pastors? Maybe I'm a cynic, maybe I'm apathetic, but I see nothing sexist here. Stupid, not sexist.

It was definitely sexist man.

A bunch of assassin nuns dressed like they're doing porn carrying all sorts of heavy weaponry through a public area.

It's also very Hitman-esque! :\
 
I just hope we can ruthlessly and stealthily stalk and take out each one in brutal fashion in each level, maybe throw one of them into a dismounted, but functioning Jet engine. Or elaborately set it up so she gets inadvertently sucked into one. Look IO botched this thing badly...I'm just holding on to glimmers of hope.
 
I totally have a 'thing' for sexy nuns but I didn't like how they were introduced and then killed off in the trailer. The fuck is that about? it should have been about this bad ass sexy gang not Agent 47. Showing them get killed makes them seem tame, should of left that for the full game release.
 
RockPaperShotgun verdict:

"A very CGI trailer for the new Hitman is, well, odd. It’s Agent 47 murdering a collection of scantily clad women, who were moments earlier dressed as nuns. It’s a trailer that is to feminism what cricket balls are to genitals. You can watch the Tarrantino wet dream below.

As a trailer it fails on a few levels. Firstly, on the level of actually trailing anything. Secondly, it’s clearly not a meaningful representation of the game. Thirdly, it’s tacky like a tar-covered glue stick."

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/05/30/nuns-on-the-run-new-hitman-trailer-is-silly/
 
I don't see it as sexist at all. Would everyone feel better if they were all Pastors? Maybe I'm a cynic, maybe I'm apathetic, but I see nothing sexist here. Stupid, not sexist.

Whatever, they were wearing leather bondage gear under their habits for no reason. Side note: one of the nuns has a silenced smg for some reason even though the first thing they do is blow up the motel with a rocket launcher, fucking stupid.
 
Top YouTube comment nails it.

This looks absolutely horrible. I'll stick around to see some gameplay, but man, this just kicked my hype in the balls.
 
this is no more sexist than shirtless musclebound rambo going on a shooting rampage. just because they are women people are bringing up sexism? c'mon.
 
this is no more sexist than shirtless musclebound rambo going on a shooting rampage. just because they are women people are bringing up sexism? c'mon.

You can probably make an argument for Rambo being shirtless somewhere in the jungle as a benefit.

What point is there to these girls dressing like Halloween-nuns and carrying rocket launchers? It's not very assassin-ey. It's pretty clear and shamelessly obvious they're catering to the bro market with this game.
 
this is no more sexist than shirtless musclebound rambo going on a shooting rampage. just because they are women people are bringing up sexism? c'mon.

Maybe if Rambo wore sexy bondage gear and his sole purpose was material to get adolescent girls excited about a new movie...that he has nothing to do with.
 
Someone with great Youtube skills make a parody video, just as Agent 47 starts his murder spree, someone should cut in that chorus song from Hustle and Flow. Whoop that trick, Whoop that trick, whoop that trick, whoop that trick, whoop that trick..get em...
 
Horrible. Why wear high heels that are visible even when in your nun disguise?

And half of this "crack squad" was killed simply by walking behind them.
 
Someone with great Youtube skills make a parody video, just as Agent 47 starts his murder spree, someone should cut in that chorus song from Hustle and Flow. Whoop that trick, Whoop that trick, whoop that trick, whoop that trick, whoop that trick..get em...

Excellent! *opens editor*
 
awful, senseless trailer

it said nothing about anything
 
When did the Hitman franchise start taking hints from Metal Gear Solid for its antagonist designs?

Edit: Now that I think about it, how the fuck did that one nun hide a goddamn RPG in her robes? That thing is about as long as she is tall.
 
How do you go from blood money to this

No really

How do you do this

I don't get it either.

Didn't Blood Money sell very well anyway? Why force yourself into an already saturated market and go away from the thing that made your franchise unique and interesting?

I understand I'm coming across as whiny :P but man I loved Blood Money...
 
Maybe if Rambo wore sexy bondage gear and his sole purpose was material to get adolescent girls excited about a new movie...that he has nothing to do with.

what bondage gear? they're not carrying whips and handcuffs and shit. its just their outfits that are latex/skimpy. and the argument could be made that the point is that its unorthodox and unique. there's a certain discomfort in the disconnect/oxymoronic attire. i really don't think its meant to be arousing at all.
 
"Oh noes!! They're barely wearing any clothes...They are not appropriately dressed!!"
Get over it, stop being so oversensitive or go make some cardboard signs and protest on the street, jeez...
It's just a goddamn video game trailer, who cares. It's an extremely bad one, but wow...
All the little hype I had from a couple of months ago, is gone for me aswell. What the hell was that.
 
what bondage gear? they're not carrying whips and handcuffs and shit. its just their outfits that are latex/skimpy. and the argument could be made that the point is that its unorthodox and unique. there's a certain discomfort in the disconnect/oxymoronic attire. i really don't think its meant to be arousing at all.

Watching you contort yourself in such a way as to somehow justify high-heeled, fishnetted nuns throwing away their habits to reveal incredible amounts of weaponry and coincidentally skin-tight shiny latex dresses and then to do a sexy group pose is highly amusing.
 
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