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NFL 2011 Week 4 |OT| Sloptoberfest

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What was the over under on Sanders? I thought I gave him 6 games before getting hurt. I still think studies should be done on his body. I don't understand how someones body can be good enough to be an awesome nfl player, yet gets serious injuries on the drop of a dime.

EDIT: Holy shit, its worse than I thought. Dude played 11 games in 4 seasons. Jesus Christ.
 
Heavy said:
Sad news about the Brady haircut. I'm not gay but he looked really good with that longer hair. Everyone has short hair... like 99% of guys have the same damn haircut. Brady broke that mold and ran with it and looked like a fucking movie star and then got hate for it because it was different and people are so reluctant to accept anything against the grain.
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You figured it out. Everyone hated Tom Brady because of his hair.
 
Ninja Scooter said:
I had a dream that I was sitting on my couch, watching tv and that Deion Sanders fairy from the DirecTv commercials appeared, only when he said "OH IT'S ON!" and shot fairy dust at my tv it started playing gay porn.
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I don't even know what to say.

Did Deion enjoy the porn?
 
The memories...

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I am going to be sick.

These last two posts should at minimum result in a permaban.

And in a perfect world should also net you a lengthy jail sentence.

Take your sick Patriot love to a Pats forum or any other gathering of degenerates. We don't tolerate that sort of sick shit here.
 
Having a bad day at work and now I feel energized and ready to tackle the remaining day due to the glory that was Tom's locks.
 
beast786 said:
You mean like Romo Style!

Where they play with back up and then come back and beat you.
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oh we have a very small chance to win that game with or without vick. never said we'd win!

then we'll put that fat fuck stafford out to pasture when we play the lions. glass shoulder havin biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

p.s. then shaun hill will torch us in his "never forget" tour :(

crimzonflame said:
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this looks like someone rubbed shit all over his head
 
FrenchMovieTheme said:
oh we have a very small chance to win that game with or without vick. never said we'd win!

then we'll put that fat fuck stafford out to pasture when we play the lions. glass shoulder havin biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

p.s. then shaun hill will torch us in his "never forget" tour :(
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Hey now. Stafford doesn't play for TB.
 
Buffalo-GAF (and anyone else who's interested): check out this absolutely amazing article.

If you're a Buffalo native like me who hasn't been back for a game in years, you'll appreciate it.

Edit: Oh, Maybin.
 
Damn Brady looks good. Glad he got a haircut, though. Long hair+receding hairline just isn't a good look.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...ds-doesnt-correlate-to-championships/related/

Might be my favorite Florio post ever. No doubt he access to all sorts of "rumors", but that analysis displays such a fundamentally wrong interpretation of data. Does he not notice that "exceptions" to his rule have mostly happened in the past few years? And then he hand waves those away since some of those teams lost the SB.
 
TheLegendary said:
Is there any bigger organizational gaffe this decade than signing a QB to a huge contract without having him in for his physical?
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Slaton just got cut from the Texans. Why? Because he was injured, had trouble feeling in his fingers, and had to have vertebrae fused in his neck. He's not the same player any more.

Now we look at Manning. Dude has decreased sensation in his triceps that was causing problems with his velocity. The remedy? Fuse a couple vertebrae.

Anyone see a correlation here? First off, NERVES DON'T REGENERATE.

I think it's *possible* that we've seen the last of Peyton Manning on a football field. And if he does manage to come back, I'd be surprised if he comes back at 100%.
 
goldlion054 said:
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oh shit, Twin Magic![/QUOTE]

While the girls are nice got to give it up to the originators...

B BRIAN BLAIR & JUMPING JIM BRUNSELL THE KILLER BEES!
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AngmarsKing701 said:
Slaton just got cut from the Texans. Why? Because he was injured, had trouble feeling in his fingers, and had to have vertebrae fused in his neck. He's not the same player any more.

Now we look at Manning. Dude has decreased sensation in his triceps that was causing problems with his velocity. The remedy? Fuse a couple vertebrae.

Anyone see a correlation here? First off, NERVES DON'T REGENERATE.

I think it's *possible* that we've seen the last of Peyton Manning on a football field. And if he does manage to come back, I'd be surprised if he comes back at 100%.
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Man I'll take a 65% Manning over Alex Smith...(Not that Alex is doing all that horribly this year)
Except Manning would be slaughtered behind the 49ers O-LINE
 
Miguel said:
Oh god I think I just threw up... oh here it comes again *hurl*

I think the Texans can get to Ben this week...









...bringing him down is a totally different story. I've seen countless Pro-Bowl caliber defenders get their mitts on him, and he just shakes them off like he's had practice having people try to subdue him and escaping. JJ Watt hopefully will be up to the task, but I can see Mario whiffing on a sack or two, and Antonio Smith is big, but not big enough IMO to bring down Ben himself.
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Who did Kareem Jackson cover in the Saints game?
 
What sucks about Manning now is that all the records he was a shoe in to break given some more seasons are now in doubt. I bet Favre has something to do with this.
 
cajunator said:
Who did Kareem Jackson cover in the Saints game?
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You know in the second half, when Brees threw all those passes? Except for the 2 point conversions where Joseph got worked over, it was all pretty much against Kareem. Your TE Graham is faster than he is. Brees just targeted whoever Kareem was covering.

But Kareem battlefought through it all. Kid was trying out there
 
Grover Cleveland said:
In Delhomme's defense that was a relatively small broad side of a barn.

Plus, we all know he wasn't throwing it to the barn anyway, he was throwing it to Steve Smith.

...in triple coverage.

...while he had Moose wide open on the other side.
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Jake should just come home to BReaux Bridge and chill with his millions.
Buy him some beast-ass bass boat and go fishing everyday. That's what I'd do anyway.
 
squicken said:
You know in the second half, when Brees threw all those passes? Except for the 2 point conversions where Joseph got worked over, it was all pretty much against Kareem. Your TE Graham is faster than he is. Brees just targeted whoever Kareem was covering.

But Kareem battlefought through it all. Kid was trying out there
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Graham is a goddamned mutant beast though. He will do that to a lot of defenders in the future. Although I see your point.

speaking of haircuts, remember this one?
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Man I miss Porter. Get back on the field soon goddamnit.
 
meljeff said:
Man I'll take a 65% Manning over Alex Smith...(Not that Alex is doing all that horribly this year)
Except Manning would be slaughtered behind the 49ers O-LINE
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He is averaging 168 passing yards per game, which is even less than Tarvaris Jackson. I would say that is definitely horrible.
 
Ænima said:
He is averaging 168 passing yards per game, which is even less than Tarvaris Jackson. I would say that is definitely horrible.
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The 49ers are 32nd in pass attempts. Alex is 29th in pass yards.

He's doing what he can with the plays called.
 
Kubiak basically saying Foster is 100% and ready to go this week. Don't think I've heard him this confident about Foster - or anyone coming off an injury for the Texans really - leading up to a game. Makes me nervous
 
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