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[Elder Legend]

I am sorry, but I had to make a thread for this. This is gold.

Gotta give him credit though for bringing back the E3 cringe.



What an embarrassment.

 

[Spukc]

C r i n g e
R
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[MasterCornholio]

I'm gonna hire A.I next time

 

[StreetsofBeige]

A tech guy dressing like Fonzie one-upping Steve Jobs casual jeans and turtleneck will always be hard to watch.

 

[Guilty_AI]

YOU CAN COME
DEVELOPERS CAN COME

 

[10101]

Yeah, 3 minutes is about what I managed of that last keynote. Sent me straight to sleep…I shit you not

 

[Three]

I have a lot of respect for
Jensen even though I don't agree with Nvidias market manipulation.

 

[lh032]

Let's cum together

 

[Unknown Soldier]

He's worth over $30 billion, he can be as cringy as he likes.

 

[Lord Panda]

Dude's hallucinating like a mofo.

 

[Elder Legend]

He's worth over $30 billion, he can be as cringy as he likes.

didn't the company hit like 1 Trill? I feel like when you get that rich, everyone is just irrelevant and you can act how the fuck you want lol. So he just doesn't care.

 

[sertopico]

The more you buy, the more you cringe.

 

[Joramun]

didn't the company hit like 1 Trill? I feel like when you get that rich, everyone is just irrelevant and you can act how the fuck you want lol. So he just doesn't care.

Except for Epstein-like paedo actions

 

[UnNamed]

That leather jacket worths every single euro I spent on the Nvidia cards.

 

[Silver Wattle]

 

[Snake29]

 

[SeraphJan]

The man is so happy

 

[Kurotri]

 

[Sleepwalker]

Just ordered a 4090, thanks OP!

 

[Elder Legend]

Just ordered a 4090, thanks OP!

"The more you buy the more you save!"

 

[GymWolf]

I find him less annoying than steve jobs tbh.

 

[GenericUser]

I don't give a flying fuck about an old man in a cringy leather jacked that tries to sell me overpriced electronic toys.

 

[E-Cat]

Too ADHD for me

 

[mitch1971]

And on this (Crypto) farm
There was a robot
A.I A.I oh!

 

[Drizzlehell]

EYY OII

 

[Zathalus]

Jensen can afford a ton of crack these days.

 

[Elder Legend]

This Nvidia keynote kind of low-key reminds me of this LOL

 

[Skifi28]

I find him less annoying than steve jobs tbh.

Steve is not that annoying these days.

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

A.I. is one hell of a drug

 

[Unknown Soldier]

I find him less annoying than steve jobs tbh.

Steve was always high on his own ego trips, Jensen is very humble by comparison

 

[ahtlas7]

Dude has 1 bar connection to Neuralink up there.

 

[FrankWza]

Steve was always high on his own ego trips, Jensen is very humble by comparison

Well they just had their "iPhone year" so we'll see where this goes

 

[rofif]

What a bunch of bs.
He is selling snake oil like that other musk man

 

[GymWolf]

Steve is not that annoying these days.

Of course not, he is dead.

 

[DryvBy]

Of course not, he is dead.

That's extra annoying to put a dead guy in a keynote. Let the man rest.

 

[adamosmaki]

the whole show was a giant meme filled gringe Feste

 

[GymWolf]

That's extra annoying to put a dead guy in a keynote. Let the man rest.

I don't follow apple events so i didn't knew that.

 

[N1tr0sOx1d3]

He's worth over $30 billion, he can be as cringy as he likes.

Yeah fair enough, you win the internet for today with that comment!

 

[TVexperto]

guy has no clue, its the devs and engineers way under him who do the hard work

 

[Skifi28]

Of course not, he is dead.

 

[cinnamonandgravy]

that was nothing

 

[lukilladog]

Jensen and Musk make Elizabeth Holmes look like a pro when it comes to sell kool-aid.

 

[Kaleinc]

Not as cringe as youtube useless shit neckbeard that had to make 100 cuts to make it look cringe.

 

[Rush2112]

-googles "NVIDIA CEO net worth"

 

[AJUMP23]

His stock price is great.

 

[bender]

 

[Umbasaborne]

This guy got picked on in high school, and now desperatley wants to be tim cook

 

[BennyBlanco]

This guy got picked on in high school, and now desperatley wants to be tim cook

This describes every big tech CEO

 

[Silver Wattle]

This guy got picked on in high school, and now desperatley wants to be tim cook

Since when did people want to be tim cook(outside of being rich like him)?

 

[Unknown Soldier]

Jensen and Musk make Elizabeth Holmes look like a pro when it comes to sell kool-aid.

That might be because Jensen and Elon actually created things, Elizabeth Holmes was just a scammer.

But most people aren't very smart and believe whatever shit they see on the news so to them these 3 people are exactly the same.