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[nocode]

Bases loaded with one out in the first, the Mets must have scored right? Nah. Oh wait, it was Citi fields fault that Pagan popped out again right?

Spoiler

I kid LJ11, I kid

 

[mYm|17|]

casey kotchman actually doing work tonight

 

[talisayNon]

Wieters is beast mode this year..should have kept him in my keeper..godamnit..

 

[jakncoke]

lol we suck.

 

[nocode]

Oh my god, what was that underhanded throw to the plate by Thole there? And now two more knocks? 3-0 Astros in the 2nd with 1 out. Holy shit, this is without a doubt the worst team I have watched. I still say they are nowhere near this bad, and will dust themselves off from this terrible, terrible start. I still think that vegas bet at over 74 wins is a lock.

 

[ProtoCents]

Stanton needs to stop striking out. Godamnit. Where's the 40 homers i was promised

edit: lol fatolo

Logan Morrison is the new Mike Stanton.

 

[Dreohboy]

Good Bye McCourts!!!!

Great day for Dodger baseball.

Selig finally fixed what he shoudl have never approved in the first place!

WOOO HOOO!

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Very good day for Dodger fans.

 

[Celsior]

I think the Yanks are sending down Nova once Hughes come back, Colon is dealing

 

[Dreohboy]

The upcoming FOX TV deal will be extremely lucrative for the next person to take over the Dodgers. That's what Frank was trying to hold on for.

Unless I'm mistaken that aint a done deal. Fox just lost the Lakers. Couldn't someone other than Fox come up with even more money for a Dodger TV deal?


Man...I hope the next Dodger owner has a lot of money without borrowing it from a whole bunch of resources.

 

[CygnusXS]

Still early but Britton has a shot at a CG.

 

[Doytch]

Still early but Britton has a shot at a CG.

was looking the twins lineup earlier. thing is a real piece of shit.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

was looking the twins lineup earlier. thing is a real piece of shit.

Werd man. I really like the Twins, but team not looking too good with all those injuries.

 

[CygnusXS]

was looking the twins lineup earlier. thing is a real piece of shit.

Morneau and Mauer will be missed.

 

[Doytch]

david wright's a bag of ass. cant believe i drafted a met.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Lets go Bartolo!

 

[Doytch]

Lets go Bartolo!

the good thing about you is that you make it easy to figure out where people are from. like, i obv know big fat bartolo is a dominican now.

 

[nocode]

Has Beltran ever missed a ball up in the zone? Fucking hammers it every single time.

 

[nocode]

david wright's a bag of ass. cant believe i drafted a met.

Any other stadium and that strikeout is a homerun.

 

[CygnusXS]

Any other stadium and that strikeout is a homerun.

It would have been a grand slam in NYS.

 

[Doytch]

can we send down jojo and cecil and call up stewart and carlson and move villanueva into the rotation? kthx

 

[CajoleJuice]

david wright's a bag of ass. cant believe i drafted a met.

 

[Doytch]

straight up for whatever schmohawk you drafted in the second. hell, your third round pick would probably be better.

 

[talisayNon]

GABORIK!

 

[talisayNon]

RA DICKEY WAT THE FUCK 2nd INNING

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSMHJb0gYcI&feature=feedrec_grec_index

 

[CygnusXS]

Britton threw enough "balls" in the strike zone to strike him out.

 

[CajoleJuice]

straight up for whatever schmohawk you drafted in the second. hell, your third round pick would probably be better.

Nah, I have the comeback player of the year at 3B in Sandoval. Feel pretty good about Reyes in the 3rd round right now. That's about the only positive feeling I have regarding the Mets at the moment.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

White Sux

 

[BertramCooper]

Goddamn it, Santana.

Swing the fucking bat.

 

[CygnusXS]

Jesus Britton is getting squeezed like nuts in a vice.

Edit: Motherfucker. I should get some sort of YotU rebate or something.

 

[h3ro]

jeter sucks

 

[Doytch]

Nah, I have the comeback player of the year at 3B in Sandoval.

no way in hell am i having that fat ass on my team after the shitkicking he gave my teams last year.

Jesus Britton is getting squeezed like nuts in a vice.

Edit: Motherfucker. I should get some sort of YotU rebate or something.

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. fuck i hate yotu so much.

 

[jakncoke]

sucks that the real Charlie Morton showed up today

 

[SaskBoy]

It's a good thing the Jays have a 9 man bullpen because our starters SUCK FUCKING ASS!!!!

 

[Y2Kev]

Hopefully Jeter broke something

 

[talisayNon]

It's a good thing the Jays have a 9 man bullpen because our starters SUCK FUCKING ASS!!!!

yanks have 1 pitcher we win

Spoiler

lose

 

[ProtoCents]

It's a good thing the Jays have a 9 man bullpen because our starters SUCK FUCKING ASS!!!!

Morrow will save you.

 

[Doytch]

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[h3ro]

Cano is such a joy to watch.

 

[CajoleJuice]

no way in hell am i having that fat ass on my team after the shitkicking he gave my teams last year.

but he's not fat anymore

god fuck you wright you're making yourself impossible to defend at this point

 

[Sanjuro]

I can't believe you didn't let me pull the trigger on him for prospects.

 

[The Elite]

Y
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That looked like bullshit from the 500 level.

 

[Doytch]

but he's not fat anymore

god fuck you wright you're making yourself impossible to defend at this point

i guess hes not bartolo colon fat, but dude is still fat.

 

[Sanjuro]

Hopefully Jeter broke something

That's terrible. Primarily terrible because now I officially like a Yankee more than all the Yankee fans do.

 

[Doytch]

lol jeter trying to work out his shoulder. kev gon get his wish.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

the good thing about you is that you make it easy to figure out where people are from. like, i obv know big fat bartolo is a dominican now.

you never knew Bartolo is Dominican?????

 

[Y2Kev]

Jeter does nothing but hit ground balls. why would you want him to play? just let him take his money and "be the face of baseball." take gardner and hit the showers.

edit: gardner can play defense.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Hopefully Jeter broke something

............no, I won't say anything.

 

[talisayNon]

i hear bartolo is also gay (from a dr source) lolol

 

[CajoleJuice]

i hear bartolo is also gay (from a dr source) lolol

i can only imagine the NYP headline

BARTOLO (LOVES) COLON

 

[Doytch]

you never knew Bartolo is Dominican?????

i dunno where a lot of people are from. its a lot easier in hockey where swedish names are different from finnish names are different from canadian names, etc. and american players just suck balls so its easy to recognise them.