Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
Three good crosses...
3-0
3-0
They are a pub team with the way they played against Tigres.Guileless said:No Galaxy talk? Cover of The Sun: a picture of a forlorn-looking Beckham with the headline "I'VE SIGNED UP FOR A PUB TEAM." :lol :lol
Bitter tears frosting.Guileless said:No Galaxy talk? Cover of The Sun: a picture of a forlorn-looking Beckham with the headline "I'VE SIGNED UP FOR A PUB TEAM." :lol :lol
I like your kitMama Smurf said:Joined the fantasy football league. Very happy with my team, in fact I'm only one player off who I wanted, another £2m and I'd have had him too.
Cornballer said:Nice - we have 17 teams now.
FYI - for the score prediction league I now have:
Cornballer
hadareud
mama smurf
psycho_snake
h0pper
lakitu
Fowler
Steroyd
phfresno
If anyone else wants in, let me know.
Yay! I'll add you.Ghost said:ooo ooo ooo!
*raises hand*
He's definitely not playing tonight. They'll probably parade him around a bit, but that's going to be it. Last I heard he might not make the Chelsea friendly because of an injury.Mama Smurf said:I'm only watching if Beckham's playing, and last I heard he almost certainly wasn't, don't know if it's been confirmed now.
http://dearmyles.squarespace.com/th...ship-football-teams-were-musicians-20070.html19-Jul-07 If Premiership Football Teams Were Musicians (2007/08)
Arsenal - Musical Youth
On song, talented and very fluid in their approach. The extremely low average age for the outfield players has been a more recent phenomenon for Arsenal, although the 1990s was well known for their ability to "Pass to the Dutchie on the left hand side". And I'm not talking about Glenn Helder
Aston Villa - UB40
Probably two of the best things to ever come out of Birmingham. This is principally due to a distinct lack of competition - the M6 bypass arguably does win the "Best of Brum" accolade, the next best competitor is probably Jasper Carrott
Birmingham City - The Wonderstuff
The real cheap seats of the city, mainly resulting from Steve Bruce being "drunk a thousand times" per season
Blackburn - The Spice Girls
A huge injection of cash helped them to top the charts in the 1990s, although success was short-lived as people realised how unattractive and devoid of talent they were
Bolton - Christina Aguilera
Just plain dirty
Would like to see them both go down live on TV
Chelsea - The Darkness
Whilst being fashionable and trendy a few years ago to be a fan, everyone pretty much universally admits that their time has passed. Dominated the charts twice, but found it difficult to fill stadia shortly after this bout of success. The lead guy is now universally regarded as a total knob.
Derby - Bobby Vee
As far as the Championship goes, Derby are expected to be "Like a rubber ball, I come bouncing back to you"
Everton - Depeche Mode
By any historical measures, Everton is a big football club and Depeche Mode are a highly successful group of musicians. Admittedly, both of these facts are somewhat dated, but still no-one I know will admit to being fans of either, and as a result no-one really cares about them
Fulham - Girls Aloud
An irritating team, in an irritating stadium, with irritating supporters in a part of town that is nearly always irritating to get to and from. Basically just "something kind of ooh" irritating
Liverpool - Samantha Fox
Big upfront, and successful in the 1980s. More recently, upfront quality has waned - but fans still hark back to the glory days of 25yrs ago when their success story was plastered all over the tabloids
Man City - A-Ha
Take Scandinavia leadership and merge it with a load of crap and this is what you get
Manchester United - ZZ Top
Whole outfit piloted by a weird American bloke with an even weirder beard.
Middlesbrough - Pink
Looks good at the back, but things stop pretty abruptly there. Pink sang about morphine in her "Just like a Pill" hit, Middlesbrough supporters appear to be regular users - most of them choosing to stay at home these days, with those who do attend The Riverside generally sitting there in a soporific stupor
Newcastle - West Life
Enormously well supported. No-one can explain why.
Portsmouth - Chumbawumba
He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
And that's just Harry Redknapp's breakfast
Reading - Ordinary Boys
Have developed a keen following since their breakthrough into the top flight. Recent TV exposure has certainly helped foster popularity among the neutral fan, although the fear remains that next year they will "do a Wigan"
Sunderland - Prefrab Sprout
Obscure Northern outfit that may as well be in Albuquerque as far as I'm concerned
Tottenham - The Righteous Brothers
Highly successful in the 1960's - an era in which they were perceived as being talented, trendy and novel. No-one has really heard much of them since then, excepting a very brief resurgence in the early 1990s. Widely perceived now as being very old-hat, with the majority of current fans being largely homosexual
West Ham - The Cantina Band (from the bar at Star Wars)
A strange looking bunch of performers
A strange looking audience
A very unfriendly part of town
Followers liable to start fights with any outsiders who attempt to enter their turf
Wigan - REM
So dull that even if your wife was out, you had no plans, there was a fridge full of beer/food and Wigan were playing live on Sky, you would still rather watch Heartbeat
:lolBolton - Christina Aguilera
Just plain dirty
Would like to see them both go down live on TV
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF DCHARLIE?
It's a lot of dissent with some violent conduct added in there for good measure. It's Mad Jens! Who knows what he'll do next!Mama Smurf said:It's interesting looking at the stats on the fantasy football site. For example, yellow card for goalkeepers.
Yup, will do.DCharlie said:corn! please include me on the score predictions![]()
Mama Smurf said:It's interesting looking at the stats on the fantasy football site. For example, yellow card for goalkeepers.
In reverse order:
1 Niemi
1 Kirkland
1 Hahnmann
1 Cech
1 Given
1 Howard
1 Carson
1 Van der Sar
1 Schwarzer
2 James
3 Jaaskelainen
8 Lehmann
How does a goalkeeper get 8 yellow cards?
Mama Smurf said:Another Chile player sent off. Second yellow card, got it because he waved his hand asking for a yellow card for another player.
I applaud this ref. I ****ing hate that gesture.
TRANSFER RUMOURS
West Ham will swoop for £4m-rated Newcastle winger Kieron Dyer after new signing Julien Faubert was ruled out for six months. (Various)
Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has refused to sell Arjen Robben to Real Madrid. (Various)
Robben will instead sign a new five-year contract with the Blues worth £80,000 a week. (Daily Express)
However, sources close to the winger say Robben will be presented as a Real Madrid player on Monday. (Independent)
Manchester City are close to completing £12m signing of Middlesbrough striker Yakubu. (Daily Mirror)
Sunderland hope to open talks with Wigan defender Leighton Baines on Friday over a £6m move. (Daily Mirror)
But the Black Cats will not increase their £8m offer for Hearts keeper Craig Gordon. (Daily Record)
And Bobo Balde says he has no intention of leaving Celtic, despite a £2m bid from Sunderland for the defender. (Daily Record)
West Brom manager Tony Mowbray has dropped his interest in full-back David Murphy because of Hibernian's "ridiculously high" asking price. (The Scotsman)
Everton have stepped up their bid for Manchester United's Alan Smith after seeing James Vaughan ruled out for three months. (Various)
Middlesbrough have had a £6m bid for Smith accepted but the player is reluctant to move there. (Daily Star)
Arsenal are closing in on a deal for South American teenagers Angel Di Maria and Pedro Silva. (Daily Express)
But Arsenal's teenage goalkeeper, Vito Mannone, will today leave for Gretna. (Various)
Gretna striker James Grady has rejected an offer to be player-assistant manager of Clyde. (Various)
Sevilla have told Portsmouth Fredi Kanoute will cost £8m. (Daily Mirror)
Bolton striker Nicolas Anelka has turned down a move to Lyon. (Sun)
Fifa will decide whether West Ham should release Carlos Tevez from his contract so he can join Manchester United. (Daily Mirror)
Liverpool will turn their attentions to £7m-rated Juventus left-back Giorgio Chiellini after Man Utd snubbed their offer for Gabriel Heinze. (Daily Star)
OTHER GOSSIP
Stan Kroenke is stepping up his bid to complete a £650m takeover of Arsenal and will bring back ex-vice-chairman David Dein. (Various)
Owen Hargreaves could miss the whole of Man Utd's Far East tour because of tendonitis in his knee. (Daily Star)
The Scottish Football League will today announce a three-year sponsorship deal with soft drinks company Irn-Bru. (The Sun)
AND FINALLY
Chelsea stars Frank Lampard and John Terry chatted with Paris Hilton, Serena Williams and actress Tara Reid at a team party in Los Angeles on Thursday.
Story from BBC SPORT:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/sport1/hi/football/gossip_and_transfers/6907750.stm
Published: 2007/07/20 06:30:19 GMT
© BBC MMVII
West Ham will swoop for £4m-rated Newcastle winger Kieron Dyer after new signing Julien Faubert was ruled out for six months. (Various)
I vote for youLakitu said:Excellent work.
Someone needs to take over your rumour duty.
Wenger said:Freddie is a winner, said Wenger. We have a very big squad, maybe not in numbers but in quality. We have many young players so the experienced ones have to show the way - not only footballistically but mentally - for a successful season.
Last season Freddie had tremendous problems with his hamstrings so we will see how it goes this season. He will be part of the squad.
Eduardo said:Describing his style he said: Im a player who runs a lot, is disciplined and who scores.
Ive played centre-forward but now play more on the left or right.
Im a team player and will always run back to mark. My style is closer to the Europeans - not like Robinho or one of these Brazilian players that like to dribble a lot.
Im a player that likes to do my bit, who the coach can tell what to do, and does it with speed and strength.
I tend to post the rumours when I check gaf in the morning and see that had hasnt done it.Lakitu said:Excellent work.
Someone needs to take over your rumour duty.