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[DopeToast]

I avoid buying food at baseball games anyway. Reds games let you bring in anything other than beer or glass containers, so I bring in water, pop, peanuts, candy, etc. And if I really want something I will get a couple of their dollar hot dogs.

 

[terrisus]

I'm never interested in this kind of stuff when I go to a baseball game. If I can even find where they're serving these crazy dishes (it's always like one stand hidden away somewhere, or in one of the restaurants attached to the stadium), the prices always turn me right off.

I don't even want to think about how much they charge for that simple "bacon on a stick" item. Any guesses? I say 12 dollars for 3 of them.

Seriously though, yeah, when I go to a game, I eat at a restaurant outside the park before the game.
At the game, I just buy a soda, and maybe some chicken fingers or something.

 

[Windu]

 

[Concept17]

Bloody Mary's are stupid. The drink is so terrible everyone who likes them likes sticking random shit in them to wash down that fowl taste.

 

[DarkKyo]

There's seriously nothing here that looks that appealing to me. It's all deep fried shit.

 

[JustenP88]

Bloody Mary's are stupid. The drink is so terrible everyone who likes them likes sticking random shit in them to wash down that fowl taste.

To each their own, but I agree. I don't fucking understand bloody marys.

 

[ThreePiMatt]

I'm never interested in this kind of stuff when I go to a baseball game. If I can even find where they're serving these crazy dishes (it's always like one stand hidden away somewhere, or in one of the restaurants attached to the stadium), the prices always turn me right off.

I don't even want to think about how much they charge for that simple "bacon on a stick" item. Any guesses? I say 12 dollars for 3 of them.

I wanna say it was like $7 for two slices of bacon. I've gotten them a bunch, big problem is they run out quickly and it takes time for them to cook more.

 

[Azuran]

Is this one of the reasons why there's a lot of fat baseball players?

 

[terrisus]

Bloody Mary's are stupid. The drink is so terrible everyone who likes them likes sticking random shit in them to wash down that fowl taste.

There are birds in them? >.>

 

[M1ch04c4n0]

Atlanta Braves, Turner Field - The Fiesta Dog is a foot-long, all beef hot dog covered in tortilla chips, nacho cheese and chili. It's like a Mexican pizza on a hot dog.

Gross, there is nothing Mexican in that hot dog.

 

[Extra Sauce]

Godspeed, dudes who are responsible for cleaning the restrooms at those stadiums.

 

[Lupercal]

DaveChapelleToilet.gif hasn't been brought up yet? For shame gaf.

 

[gutter_trash]

my gallstones are so not ready for this

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Godspeed, dudes who are responsible for cleaning the restrooms at those stadiums.

I'm pretty sure they'll have to start hiring janitors with hazmat certification.

 

[crazyrabbits]

It's called 90's style cargo pants.

Yeah. I went to a Jays game a few years back with a friend who smuggled all sorts of alcohol in via cargo pants. A mickey of Crown Royale, a couple tallcans, a flask of vodka. Lessons no doubt learned from his former work as a drug dealer.

 

[terrisus]

Yeah. I went to a Jays game a few years back with a friend who smuggled all sorts of alcohol in via cargo pants. A mickey of Crown Royale, a couple tallcans, a flask of vodka. Lessons no doubt learned from his former work as a drug dealer.

 

[jmdajr]

America. ..Fuck Yeah!

 

[RiverBed]

Is this a fucking joke? Are they cleaning the kitchen or did a child put that together?

The lack of talent and imagination for this and all the other 'foods' posted is frustratingly disappointed. So just literally mash up different things and call it a day? Absolutely no talent or will at all...

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

To each their own, but I agree. I don't fucking understand bloody marys.

I like them
http://youtu.be/DeaGXjD_iDY

 

[XiaNaphryz]

cntrl + F = cincinnati

no results.



i this is a war i want to be in.

Looks like Cincinnati has a bunch of new items:

Cincinnati Reds, Great American Ballpark - Moroccan chicken

Cincinnati Reds, Great American Ballpark - Smoked stuffed quail (will be called "cardinal" when St Louis is in town)

Cincinnati Reds, Great American Ballpark - Korean beef short rib with scallion cake

Cincinnati Reds, Great American Ballpark - The Say Cheese sandwich, featuring three cheese on Texas Toast with bacon or egg

Cincinnati Reds, Great American Ballpark - The Fry Box, which will serve hand-cut fries topped with a Buffalo-chicken mix, pulled pork, or pot roast, with either ranch or truffle salt.

Cincinnati Reds, Great American Ballpark - Smoked soft-shell crab sandwich

For our friends from across the border in Windsor, one of the Detroit Tigers vendors sells a poutine hot dog.

Looks disgusting...seems perfectly appropriate to add to the OP!

 

[xbhaskarx]

Interesting strategy baseball is taking... make sure your fanbase is really old, and then kill them with bad food.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I'd rather pay the price for exotic stuff like this than $17 for a cup of miller lite or whatever.

 

[bidguy]

id love to try that churro dog someday

 

[BannedEpisode]

Some of you guys are acting like you've never seen a Bloody Mary before.

The pizza slice is meant to be a bit out there, but there is usually savory food stuff included with a Bloody Mary.

Its unimaginative but not exactly strange.



Now if you are calling it out for being lazy? Sure. I'd gladly drink that and eat all the goodies if someone offered it to me though.

 

[Sanjuro]

Is this a fucking joke? Are they cleaning the kitchen or did a child put that together?

The lack of talent and imagination for this and all the other 'foods' posted is frustratingly disappointed. So just literally mash up different things and call it a day? Absolutely no talent or will at all...

It's a gimmick. They aren't selling most of these items like hotcakes, but they can easily make a high profit by putting them in a booth or two in the stadium.

The Boomstick is the only item I've given a go, and despite the absurd cost, it was delicious and a fun experience all around.

 

[GiantEnemyGoomba]

I can't wait to try the fried s'moreo at a Rangers game

 

[terrisus]

The lack of talent and imagination for this and all the other 'foods' posted is frustratingly disappointed. So just literally mash up different things and call it a day? Absolutely no talent or will at all...

Yeah, I don't really get the appeal of these "FoodX, FoodY, and FoodZ, mashed together and served in one container" types of food.

 

[Lunar15]

Marlins Park doesn't have anything too crazy, just some pretty decent cuban food.

The Pork Sandwich is stellar:

You can also get ceviche!

Of course, being a baseball park, it's all very overpriced.

 

[Nabbis]

My arteries are getting clogged just for looking at that.

 

[Lucky Forward]

Yeah. I went to a Jays game a few years back with a friend who smuggled all sorts of alcohol in via cargo pants. A mickey of Crown Royale, a couple tallcans, a flask of vodka. Lessons no doubt learned from his former work as a drug dealer.

Back in the late 70's and early 80's Baltimore's Memorial Stadium allowed you to bring in your own alcohol as long as it was poured out into a spigot-type cooler. They just didn't want you to bring in any cans or bottles that could be thrown onto the field. Good times.

Then someone at the stadium realized how much concession revenue they were giving up with this policy, and that was that.

 

[jay23]

I'd definitely try that chicken fried corn.

Baseball always has the best food creations out of all the major sports.

 

[ZealousD]

I feel like the Rangers won this round. Fried corn on the cob, candied bacon, and fried smores seem legitimately good without being a disgusting self parody.

 

[H.Cornerstone]

My goal this year is to eat a churro dog. Will post a review

 

[Afrodium]

These monstrosities have to cost like a minimum of $20 at ballpark rates.

 

[RBH]

My goal this year is to eat a churro dog. Will post a review

 

[DietRob]

Looks like Cincinnati has a bunch of new items:

Looks disgusting...seems perfectly appropriate to add to the OP!

yea a lot of those don't look too appealing at all.

i'll cop the soft shell crab sandwich and the fry box though.


eh, who am i kidding i'm going to end up trying them all by the end of the season.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

eh, who am i kidding i'm going to end up trying them all by the end of the season.

This here is a true American!

 

[terrisus]

eh, who am i kidding i'm going to end up trying them all by the end of the season.

WhatRobEats
WhateverTheRedsTellHimTo

 

[Fox318]

That college bloody Mary looks pretty good.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

We have a gaffer in The Atlantic?
http://www.citylab.com/work/2015/04/the-7-most-gloriously-disgusting-ballpark-snacks-of-2015/389381

 

[Syph Medwes]

holy shit a poutine dog is a genius idea

 

[XiaNaphryz]

We have a gaffer in The Atlantic?
http://www.citylab.com/work/2015/04/the-7-most-gloriously-disgusting-ballpark-snacks-of-2015/389381

Probably used the Foodbeast article I referenced as their starting point I'd guess.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

I've never been so interested in baseball in my life until today.

 

[DietRob]

WhatRobEats
WhateverTheRedsTellHimTo

i love it. we can finally agree on something terry :jnc

@ bishoptl make this happen plz

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Marlins Park doesn't have anything too crazy, just some pretty decent cuban food.

The Pork Sandwich is stellar:

You can also get ceviche!

Of course, being a baseball park, it's all very overpriced.

Man ceviche would be such good baseball food....you're right though in that it'll probably be overpriced and possibly mediocre.

 

[vas_a_morir]

Oh boy oh boy oh boy Baseball season!!!!

 

[Zantetsuken]

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Oh boy oh boy oh boy Baseball season!!!!

It's Opening Day!

If anyone gets anything ridiculous, try to take a pic before you kill yourself eating it.