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[PROGRAM_IX]

I felt a follow up was in order. (spoilers are just in case the statement was too obscure to get the metaphor/wordplay)

Dred can kiss his career goodbye, shouldnt have tried to rip off camjo
Sony will go another way, a "playstation move" that leaves his hands froze
he can dance slow, army code, i make shots like a bartender can though
Cos when foxx-trots into the line of sight, he goes pale like watching a tan-go.


Dred, I knew you were a "croc", because your performance you just "diled" it in
ironic the antibiotics are the thing that made this go viral, when
you understand bio

Spoiler

(logy/graphy)

, like i do, then your life story aint worth that pile of tens
Cos,the only way you'll be frontpage news, is if i swat you, but i'm not saying that you're "fly" again

your gadget was stolen, you're a chicken who wants it souped up, like how you really treat the cold and flu
apple-ipads

Spoiler

(apply pads)

, like you are trying to cushion the fall from grace you're going through,
you "name drop" parappa, like picking up the tag you wear so people know its you
you aren't a great "Guy, Fox", because unlike him you are actually blowing a fuse.


Seriously, going on facebook, begging your "fanmily" because you are stuck for cash?
Trying to "raise benjamins" like a foster dad, yet you still somehow leave "Buttons mashed"

Spoiler

(benjamin button)

next you'll be beggin with "tweets", so i'm here to "warn ya bros" he is anything but upper class
because when you see his wirey facial hair, be made aware; this guy is "suffering a sucker 'tash"

Oh my god. This is crazy.

 

[Sakujou]

This is unbelievable... How is this asshole able to abuse his fanbase and why are they such douchebags...?

I feel sry for you man

 

[Kru]

Oh my god. This is crazy.

 

[3rdamention]

Well, since he's clearly not going to do any of the shit he said he was going to, Ima take it to Dred. I'm bored, dammit. Spittin' time:

YO, DJ


His birth name is John Simpson, but he calls himself Dred Foxx
Thinks he's tough cuz he can squeeze a dog outta his voice box

Except you thought your fans only exist for abuse who
Send you money for shit that so slyly you didn't do
You claim they're liars and that truth only emanates from your crew...
Excuse you?
Can't wait to see the look when Sony finally eschews you

And now that your rap career folded so hard, it left creases
You're out there hawking Folexes, todos los dias

So get some rest, Dred; Cuz you're lookin' kinda Droopy
You can't be Parappa when you get skeeted on by Snoopy.

Thanks for making a slow work day go faster with the weirdness, comedy and rhymes:


They say the bigger they are, the harder they fall, but
Why so exclusive? Small-timers aren't exceptions at all.
Dred seems to think he's Midas, but that money? The dog ate it.
No gold, he got the shit touch. Broke, with his little star faded.

Now berated, his meager fame is up for debate
But not on facebook, it exists just so Dred can masturbate
Farmin' ipad pity with the yes-men, duped kids and dickriders
It's a mental wasteland full of cannibal, self-fellating survivors

Let's drop some science, metaphoric failure's got WHO up in arms
Dumbass virus treatment theory breeds super-bug farms
Undoing many years of antibiotic best-practices
In the mental economy he be frontin totally asset-less

Children gather round, though this is a sad story
There's a lesson: shit happens when you cling to past glory
Western Union? Keep your benjamins from being purloined.
When you want Parappa voiced, next time you pay in dogecoin

Spoiler

this thread is hilariously weird

I really want permission to record these raps, for fun of course, to a sick beat and share them. It could be great fun!

 

[Kyzer]

Hold up.

I was just banned for some stupid shit but I'm back,
I lurked and saw this thread and thought damn parappas smokin crack
Man is rhymin on facebook lol hes not even a rapper,
He's so fake he's not even a real actor,
And now he's stealing from the fans but he couldn't have made it witout em
Talking mad shit and recording a diss album?
What a bum bitch bro you steeped so low
And if you fuckin with GAF then I'll fuck you up solo,
And my bad but I have to ask excuse me,
Son why you look like a ghetto hong kong phooie?


Repost cuz I got no love

 

[Fattony12000]

quick-look-major-minors-majestic-march

 

[PROGRAM_IX]

Hold up.

I was just banned for some stupid shit but I'm back,
I lurked and saw this thread and thought damn parappas smokin crack
Man is rhymin on facebook lol hes not even a rapper,
He's so fake he's not even a real actor,
And now he's stealing from the fans but he couldn't have made it witout em
Talking mad shit and recording a diss album?
What a bum bitch bro you steeped so low
And if you fuckin with GAF then I'll fuck you up solo,
And my bad but I have to ask excuse me,
Son why you look like a ghetto hong kong phooie?


Repost cuz I got no love

Even if this were terrible I'd respect you for posting it because I was terrified. >.> I like it though.

 

[MrBadger]

Hold up.

I was just banned for some stupid shit but I'm back,
I lurked and saw this thread and thought damn parappas smokin crack
Man is rhymin on facebook lol hes not even a rapper,
He's so fake he's not even a real actor,
And now he's stealing from the fans but he couldn't have made it witout em
Talking mad shit and recording a diss album?
What a bum bitch bro you steeped so low
And if you fuckin with GAF then I'll fuck you up solo,
And my bad but I have to ask excuse me,
Son why you look like a ghetto hong kong phooie?


Repost cuz I got no love

You want love? Well I'll give you a rhyme
You came straight to this thread after doing Gaf time
You're just another 1 (one) talkin shit about Dred
He's a rap superstar, you might as well be dead

When his diss trap hits, it'll be the fucking best
So move the fuck over Kanye West
Diss him rhyming on Facebook when you're rhyming on Gaf?
You're not even worthy of his autograph.

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

I really want permission to record these raps, for fun of course, to a sick beat and share them. It could be great fun!

Whatever, son, you don't need my permission
If your only goal is using these lyrics for dissin'

But if you fuck this shit up once you get in that booth
Ima find you and see to it that you're spittin' out tooth.

 

[McDougles]

I've seen this .gif so often, but never truly looked at it. It is mesmerizing how well it loops.

Spoiler

The trees.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

You want love? Well I'll give you a rhyme
You came straight to this thread after doing Gaf time
You're just another 1 (one) talkin shit about Dred
He's a rap superstar, you might as well be dead

When his diss trap hits, it'll be the fucking best
So move the fuck over Kanye West
Diss him rhyming on Facebook when you're rhyming on Gaf?
You're not even worthy of his autograph.

Why the hate towards a fellow GAF member?/
You're fake like xbox dispalying a 1080p render/
Quit spinnin this shit like Albert P. In a blender/
Lets focus on stoppin this and workin together/
Our hearts may be cold like snowy day in december/
But it only pays to be bold, never fold no matter the weather/

You wonder why people like Dred exist and we cant stop 'em/
Its cuz we all stop spreadin the love like we all wearin a condom/
We need to take them off and let it spray free/
Like i do in the face of any weak ass MC/

 

[truly101]

I haven't decided but snobby voice actor may be a step above entitled local news personality in terms of lame-ness. I know a lot of those guys are serious about their craft and its hard work, but still it strikes me as a bit pathetic

 

[PK Gaming]

I came here for the intriguing story
Stayed for the hilarious raps

 

[Rex_Harrison]

It's hilarious that a bunch of these rap posts (a lot of first time attempts at rap) are infinitely better than anything Dred Foxx has ever done, and he's a self proclaimed "professional".

Keep them coming

$10 says Dred never puts together a diss track/
He's a procrastinating bitch, that couldn't scratch a real dogs ball sack/
He's gonna have to work a double-shift at IHOP, to be able to pay the money back/
Which is funny, because his mommas titties look like flap jacks.

 

[truly101]

So should freestyle flow mandate all henseforth responses?
and we hang up scam voice actors like they Pier 1 bought sconces?

 

[Kru]

I'm seriously thinking about a Topical Battle Rap thread...

Anyone want to have a poll put on this thread? let's get votes on some of the tastiest rhymes.

 

[TetraGenesis]

THIS THREAD IS INSANE

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

So should freestyle flow mandate all henseforth responses?
and we hang up scam voice actors like they Pier 1 bought sconces?

I think we'll find the rhyme to maintain this repartee
Cuz this thread's about to die unless we rise it like JC

 

[truly101]

I think we'll find the rhyme to maintain this repartee
Cuz this thread's about to die unless we rise it like JC

Not all gaf can MC, so what can you expect
It takes a special crew to come correct

 

[MrBadger]

It's hilarious that a bunch of these rap posts (a lot of first time attempts at rap) are infinitely better than anything Dred Foxx has ever done, and he's a self proclaimed "professional".

I still think "unlike Sonic I don't chuckle" is the greatest rap lyric ever conceived

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Does anybody on GAF have any beat making skills?

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

Not all gaf can MC, so what can you expect
It takes a special crew to come correct

It's bogus;

GAF server kills cause more ills than chemical spills

You'd think few who bother would be up for the thrills

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

Does anybody on GAF have any beat making skills?

I used to have the software and I know I had the skills

But I sold all that shit once I got strung out on pills

(I don't have any software for it anymore, but I used to be good at dropping beats. I also didn't want to bother thinking up a decent rhyme.)

 

[Messofanego]

Put a fork in it, this is now a legendary thread.

 

[TheSpoiler]

You guise is wack, Dredd didn't do nuthin'
Compared to you guise, he's a stud muffin
Buttered, breaded, flipped then crusted
All you haters are just busted

Fishsticks.

 

[Sera O]

I really want permission to record these raps, for fun of course, to a sick beat and share them. It could be great fun!

Hey go for it dude.

 

[DJMicLuv]

DJ MC Luv enters the fray swinging frantic,
an international shit-flinger from across the atlantic,
can't believe what he's reading bout Dred Foxx's antics,
when he offererd to do voice over for a couple dude's fan flix.

So this parappa dog, and let's make no bones about it,
took cash for a shout out and then refused to shout it.
He took fucking umbrage when his misdeeds were outed.
will he pay the cash back?
I somewhat fucking doubt it.

Backed into a corner, the fox has been caught,
so he stepped to his FANmily for financial support,
in a bid to take his naysayer's arses to court,
and to pay for the new iPad he just bought.

Maybe this will be the end of the rapper's hi jinx,
cos the whole fucking silly situation stinks.
I just hope to god Lammy never clicks on these links,
and I can only fucking wonder what Sunny Funny thinks.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

DJ MC Luv enters the fray swinging frantic,
an international shit-flinger from across the atlantic,
can't believe what he's reading bout Dred Foxx's antics,
when he offererd to do voice over for a couple dude's fan flix.

So this parappa dog, and let's make no bones about it,
took cash for a shout out and then refused to shout it.
He took fucking umbrage when his misdeeds were outed.
will he pay the cash back?
I somewhat fucking doubt it.

Backed into a corner, the fox has been caught,
so he stepped to his FANmily for financial support,
in a bid to take his naysayer's arses to court,
and to pay for the new iPad he just bought.

Maybe this will be the end of the rapper's hi jinx,
cos the whole fucking silly situation stinks.
I just hope to god Lammy never clicks on these links,
and I can only fucking wonder what Sunny Funny thinks.

Bravo!

 

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

This thread is legendary. lol

 

[Owlowiscious]

Oh what the hell. I just realized the OP, who is a huge Parappa fan, was like 1 when I last played Parappa.

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

You guise is wack, Dredd didn't do nuthin'
Compared to you guise, he's a stud muffin
Buttered, breaded, flipped then crusted
All you haters are just busted

Fishsticks.

The only thing whacker than whack
Is Dred attempting to spit on a track
How'm I supposed to react
When you back
The guy who breached the contract
Type another rhyme, filling this thread with plaque
I'll have every right to shove your hand in a trash compact

 

[Chabbles]

Does anybody on GAF have any beat making skills?

If someone has a vocal track recorded, i'll mix and sync it up with some instrumental.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

If someone has a vocal track recorded, i'll mix and sync it up with some instrumental.

I would but i dont have a mic

 

[marink]

I'll make a beat for anyone willing to record.

 

[MrBadger]

Does anybody on GAF have any beat making skills?

I'd be down for that if someone sends some vocals my way.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I'd be down for that if someone sends some vocals my way.

I would write a whole song if i had a beat to work with

 

[Sera O]

You guise is wack, Dredd didn't do nuthin'
Compared to you guise, he's a stud muffin
Buttered, breaded, flipped then crusted
All you haters are just busted

Fishsticks.

We ain't hating. For that, dred would have to be a player,
And his game's worse than Bad Rats. Puppy's looking for a savior.
You really buy his theory the world be wanting his D?
The only muffins this stud's eating are day-old's from acme

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

Beat first, always, then you write the lyrics
Other way around offends 2pac's and Biggie's spirits.

 

[PROGRAM_IX]

Anyone want to have a poll put on this thread? let's get votes on some of the tastiest rhymes.

We'd kinda have to stop it and collect all of them in a list then, not sure what the maximum number of options in a poll would be. People are still posting amazing ones. But I think I might make that topical thread and see what comes of it. Could at least post our own raps on this in there to have a better collection, rather than reading through the messiness of the first ~10 pages.

 

[galvatron]

"Ok Dred Foxx, I want answers in earnest
Just relax man, I'm an objective journalist
Before they wreck the fanmily I want to hear it from you:
Could any of Camjo's allegations be true?"

"Let me start by saying thank you for the interview
Most people beg for my honor, now my honor's for you
I took the kid's money, that much is true
Bought an ipad for my honey, so what else could I do?"


"Admitting like that has me shocked like denjin
You ruined your rep over one benjamin

How could you Parappa? This can't be true...
Chop Master Onion would never approve!
Think of all the fan honor you're gonna lose!
You're lucky Sunny Funny's outta town on a cruise!"

You think you'll get away with this?
"I've gotta believe"

Why didn't you voice for free?
"I've gotta get cheese"

So, he begged you to scam him?
"Got down on his knees..."

You spent all their money?
"I've gotta disease"

Why be so reckless?
"I've gotta deceive"

How are you not in jail now?
"I've got a reprieve"

Where are you going?
"I've gotta relieve"

 

[TheSpoiler]

The only thing whacker than whack
Is Dred attempting to spit on a track
How'm I supposed to react
When you back
The guy who breached the contract
Type another rhyme, filling this thread with plaque
I'll have every right to shove your hand in a trash compact

You guys is naysayers
I'm a chick slayer
Dredd's a big player
And he should run for mayor
Cause you guys got scammed
By the master plan
Of the hand
Which put yo head in the sand

Sorry fam
Don't mean to treat you like a lamb
But you are processed meat in a can

Damn

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Beat first, always, then you write the lyrics
Other way around offends 2pac's and Biggie's spirits.

First you get the beat, then you get the lyrics,then you get the power

 

[LookAtMeGo]

"Ok Dred Foxx, I want answers in earnest
Just relax man, I'm an objective journalist
Before they wreck the fanmily I want to hear it from you:
Could any of Camjo's allegations be true?"

"Let me start by saying thank you for the interview
Most people beg for my honor, now my honor's for you
I took the kid's money, that much is true
Bought an ipad for my honey, so what else could I do?"


"Admitting like that has me shocked like denjin
You ruined your rep over one benjamin

How could you Parappa? This can't be true...
Chop Master Onion would never approve!
Think of all the fan honor you're gonna lose!
You're lucky Sunny Funny's outta town on a cruise!"

You think you'll get away with this?
"I've gotta believe"

Why didn't you voice for free?
"I've gotta get cheese"

So, he begged you to scam him?
"Got down on his knees..."

You spent all their money?
"I've gotta disease"

Why be so reckless?
"I've gotta deceive"

How are you not in jail now?
"I've got a reprieve"

Genius

 

[Rex_Harrison]

"Ok Dred Foxx, I want answers in earnest
Just relax man, I'm an objective journalist
Before they wreck the fanmily I want to hear it from you:
Could any of Camjo's allegations be true?"

"Let me start by saying thank you for the interview
Most people beg for my honor, now my honor's for you
I took the kid's money, that much is true
Bought an ipad for my honey, so what else could I do?"


"Admitting like that has me shocked like denjin
You ruined your rep over one benjamin

How could you Parappa? This can't be true...
Chop Master Onion would never approve!
Think of all the fan honor you're gonna lose!
You're lucky Sunny Funny's outta town on a cruise!"

You think you'll get away with this?
"I've gotta believe"

Why didn't you voice for free?
"I've gotta get cheese"

So, he begged you to scam him?
"Got down on his knees..."

You spent all their money?
"I've gotta disease"

Why be so reckless?
"I've gotta deceive"

How are you not in jail now?
"I've got a reprieve"

Gold

 

[marink]

We could sell the song on band camp to pay back the op

 

[Lalalandia]

This thread is pure awesome, I just gotta repost my love for all the MCs in here and for Camjo-Z, shut down 2014 because this thread has killed it

 

[DirtyLarry]

You guys are welcome to use the beat I flipped using Mario Brothers.

Give a listen here on Soundcloud.

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

You guys is naysayers
I'm a chick slayer
Dredd's a big player
And he should run for mayor
Cause you guys got scammed
By the master plan
Of the hand
Which put yo head in the sand

Sorry fam
Don't mean to treat you like a lamb
But you are processed meat in a can

Damn

Thinks he slays chicks, but the last girl he rammed was a pig
At least he tried to; it's tough when you're only two inches big

Thinks he's slick as shit, like this kid's drowning in Crisco
Bad news: your gimmick's gettin' older than Sisqo.

 

[PROGRAM_IX]

Thread posted - it'd be great to have people collect their own raps about this into megaposts for posterity.

Spoiler

Or not.

 

[TheSpoiler]

Thinks he slays chicks, but the last girl he rammed was a pig
At least he tried to; it's tough when you're only two inches big

Thinks he's slick as shit, like this kid's drowning in Crisco
Bad news: your gimmick's gettin' older than Sisqo.

Fredd told me he plows like a tank
And your shit is more like a ball park frank
Some people assume he's on that crank
But he's really on is some decent dank that stank but pulled in the bank

He didn't scam your boy
That dude was a toy
Maybe he should get on the roid
Instead of spazzing like a lame ass droid

Actually, y'all cats need to sit down and start listenin'
Before Dredd pulls out the sword and starts christenin'
Cause all it sounds like to me is useless pissinin'
And you don't get anywhere with all that bitchinin'