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PaRappa the Rapper told me to drop dead.

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NaughtyCalibur

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At work, bored and I suck at rap, but I just had to get in on this ahaha!

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Foxx, what were you thinkin'
Stealing money from a kid without even blinkin'
But I guess I shouldn't expect much from a grown ass man
Who has 500 million imaginary friends to call a fan

Speaking of make believe, you're fake as fuck
Claiming to be a legend yet always down on his luck
Any future you did have sure don't look great

For posterity's sake let's consider Sony Phoebe Cates
We can watch as they ignore your existence despite your persistence
Increasing the distance with every word, self-destructing your own cred
You may be the lead, but the title of this film is Drop Dead Dred
 
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LookAtMeGo

Member
Parappas paradise

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
i take a look at my life and realize there's nothin left
Cuz i been blastin on facebook so long
that even my momma thinks that my mind is gone
But i aint ever crossed a fan that didnt deserve it
me be treated like a punk, you know thats unheard of
You better watch how youre talking and where youre walking
or ill rip off you and you homies about 100 bucks
I really hate to trip but im smokin crack
As i relax and sit back Ill post some more smack, fool
Im the kinda G that liitle homies wanna be like
on my knees in the night suckin dick in the moonlight

Been spendin most my life, livin in parappas paradise
been spendin most my life, livin in parappas paradise
been spendin most my life, livin in parappas paradise
been spendin most my life, livin in parappas paradise

Look at the situation, they got me facin
i cant live a normal life i was raised by the streets
so i gotta get down with the sony team
too much video game playin got me chasin dreams
Im an uneducated fool with money on my mind
got my controller in my hand and the green in my eye
im a cracked out gamer, set trippin banger
And my FANmaly's down so dont arouse my anger, fool
Fame aint nothin but a heartbeat away
so i live my life like a liar, what can i say?
Im 43 will i ever live to see 44? The way things is goin, i dont know

Been spendin most my life, livin in parappas paradise
X4

Power and the money, money and the power.
minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybodies frontin, but aint nobody lookin
whats goin on in the kitchen? Youre right thats crack im cookin
They say i gotta learn but nobody's here to teach me
if they cant understand it, fuck em they can pay me
i guess they can, i guess they will, i guess youre fucked
thats why your stupid ass is out 100 bucks fool

Keep spendin most my life, livin in parappas paradise
X4

Tell me why are we so blind to see
that the ones i robs is my FANmily.
 
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oxidax

Member
Omg! GAF - The Album!!

anyways i just read the whole thing and i can't believe this "rapper" is being for real. What a shame. I really wish Sony dont use him anymore.
 
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NaughtyCalibur

Member
LookAtMeGo said:
Parappas paradise

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
i take a look at my life and realize there's nothin left
Cuz i been blastin on facebook so long
that even my momma thinks that my mind is gone
But i aint ever crossed a fan that didnt deserve it
me be treated like a punk, you know thats unheard of
You better watch how youre talking and where youre walking
or ill rip off you and you homies about 100 bucks
I really hate to trip but im smokin crack
As i relax and sit back Ill post some more smack, fool
Im the kinda G that liitle homies wanna be like
on my knees in the night suckin dick in the moonlight

Been spendin most my life, livin in parappas paradise
been spendin most my life, livin in parappas paradise
been spendin most my life, livin in parappas paradise
been spendin most my life, livin in parappas paradise

Look at the situation, they got me facin
i cant live a normal life i was raised by the streets
so i gotta get down with the sony team
too much video game playin got me chasin dreams
Im an uneducated fool with money on my mind
got my controller in my hand and the green in my eye
im a cracked out gamer, set trippin banger
And my FANmaly's down so dont arouse my anger, fool
Fame aint nothin but a heartbeat away
so i live my life like a liar, what can i say?
Im 43 will i ever live to see 44? The way things is goin, i dont know

Been spendin most my life, livin in parappas paradise
X4

Power and the money, money and the power.
minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybodies frontin, but aint nobody lookin
whats goin on in the kitchen? Youre right thats crack im cookin
They say i gotta learn but nobody's here to teach me
if they cant understand it, fuck em they can pay me
i guess they can, i guess they will, i guess youre fucked
thats why your stupid ass is out 100 bucks fool

Keep spendin most my life, livin in parappas paradise
X4

Tell me why are we so blind to see
that the ones i robs is my FANmily.
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Holy shit I want to hear this version of that song so bad. I'd do it myself if I had the talent! XD
 
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TheJollyCorner

Member
Camjo, I doubt you and your buddy will get your money back, but good lord look at what you had a hand in creating.

Just look at it.

Exposing a shameless ego-maniac and giving birth to this glorious thread.
You can't put a price on this.... yo.
 
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SykoTech

Member
Really sorry you had to go through this OP, but the creation of this golden thread was definitely a bright side to this.

Oh man. I really need to get back to work, but I can't stop reading.
 
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March of the Crabs

Member
He's spitting out rhymes and banging some honeys
But took a quick break to steal your money
A cartoon dog with a sinister side
So buckle up and brace for the ride

PaRappa the theif, promised you some lines
Said he'd have it done, in due time
But he lied to your face, well, lied through a screen
This rapping dog got pretty mean

In the final act of this Shakespearean war
PaRappa hit caps lock and swore some more
He could have said sorry, no need to be obscene
But ruined his career for a stack of 100 green
 
Opinionatedfish

Opinionatedfish

Member
I almost spit ginger ale all over my laptop. Thank you.

I read this thread, then leave for a few days. I come back and it evolved into RAP.


YES. I need to listen carefully to the old game soundtrack. I could probably do a good sound-alike and record this lyrical mayhem.. but I want to get paid for that. I'm poor after all.
 
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March of the Crabs

Member
GAF needs a PaRappa Drop Dead mixtape. Id be more than willing to come out of retirement from me weird, shitty rapper phase I had in high school for about a month and pitch my voice up a couple of octaves. All of these are hilarious.

Opinionatedfish said:
YES. I need to listen carefully to the old game soundtrack. I could probably do a good sound-alike and record this lyrical mayhem.. but I want to get paid for that. I'm poor after all.
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Id pay you. You'd just need to give me 100$ up front and I may or may not need surgery, swear at you a lot and get my equipment stolen.
 
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PROGRAM_IX

Member
DJMicLuv said:
He doesn't deserve any of these tasty rhymes,
a crime to waste the taste of these pearls on that swine.
They're ridiculous, meticulous, profane and divine,
so let him work his own out on his own fucking time.
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I'd like to see him read them, see him taste that brine /
I agree with you though, they're too good, too fine /
Dred and GAF are in totally different frames of mind /
Unlike him we can deliver rap on a deadline.
 
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Kyzer

Banned
MrBadger said:
You want love? Well I'll give you a rhyme
You came straight to this thread after doing Gaf time
You're just another 1 (one) talkin shit about Dred
He's a rap superstar, you might as well be dead

When his diss trap hits, it'll be the fucking best
So move the fuck over Kanye West
Diss him rhyming on Facebook when you're rhyming on Gaf?
You're not even worthy of his autograph.
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Wow. I can't believe you comin at ME,
Guess now I gotta bring out my whole REAL FANmily,
1 (one) love, two chains, few things
On my mind, I been on my grind since I was thirteen
But I was born the king. You don't gotta believe.
You just a minion your opinion don't matter to me.
Go ahead and sue, my lawyers already on it.
i got my computer dude creating bionic comets I vomit a hobbit and then I bury his body.
And then when they read and find your name in obitchuary
That shitll read MR NOBODY!
 
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Sera O

Banned
PROGRAM_IX said:
I'd like to see him read them, see him taste that brine /
I agree with you though, they're too good, too fine /
Dred and GAF are in totally different frames of mind /
Unlike him we can deliver rap on a deadline.
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Haha yes!

Deadline? Headline: two months required
For each word spoken, pro rapper for hire
Previous experience: voiced a dog in a game
Squirted verse on diarrhea, what other credits to his name?

His facebook army is at least 500 trillion strong
He is LEGEND, please be excited. . . yeah this show ends with a gong
Pack the powder, blow the horn, and set loose the rap-hounds
A sneaky fox is in these woods, we gonna run it to the ground

Punch, kick, it's all in the mind.
Camjo astrally projects his boot into dredd's behind
While dredd aims at the ceiling in his meltdown, shooting wild
Getting KO'ed by the rubble. Failure, Jack Burton style.
 
Clinton514

Clinton514

Member
Sassen said:
This is awesome.
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The weak raps or the whole incident? I just came in to read the drama thinking that it was actually going to be interesting. My guess is that he probably hasn't even bothered to think twice about the incident over Facebook(sorry I said twitter first).

It's a shame the OP seems to have lost some money but don't send money to anyone without some sort of legal agreement.
 
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Rex_Harrison

Banned
Clinton514 said:
The weak raps or the whole incident? I just came in to read the drama thinking that it was actually going to be interesting. My guess is that he probably hasn't even bothered to think twice about the incident over Facebook(sorry I said twitter first).

It's a shame the OP seems to have lost some money but don't send money to anyone without some sort of legal agreement.
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Somebody needs to give this Virus some Antibiotics.

This 1(one) guy thinks he can come in here and shit on our parade ?

Boo This Man !
 
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doctorcdcs

Member
Clinton514 said:
The weak raps or the whole incident? I just came in to read the drama thinking that it was actually going to be interesting. My guess is that he probably hasn't even bothered to think twice about the incident over Facebook(sorry I said twitter first).

It's a shame the OP seems to have lost some money but don't send money to anyone without some sort of legal agreement.
Click to expand...

Rex_Harrison said:
Somebody needs to give this Virus some Antibiotics.

This 1(one) guy thinks he can come in here and shit on our parade ?

Boo This Man !
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BOOOOO



BOOOOO
 
Acquiescence

Acquiescence

Member
You know what the funniest/saddest thing about this is? After all the jokes and comedy raps, all the scandal and all the pitchforks and torches beating down that shyster's Facebook page... Camjo still isn't going to get his hundred bucks back. It's tragic.
 
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Agent Gibbs

Member
oh my i love this thread, everytime i leave and come back theres so many amazing rap posts! that gangsta's paradise rip off (some how fitting for this thread topic) is amazing

might have a go at my own rap later for this
 
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RyanBankz

Neo Member
Lulzwagon said:
He's spitting out rhymes and banging some honeys
But took a quick break to steal your money
A cartoon dog with a sinister side
So buckle up and brace for the ride

PaRappa the theif, promised you some lines
Said he'd have it done, in due time
But he lied to your face, well, lied through a screen
This rapping dog got pretty mean

In the final act of this Shakespearean war
PaRappa hit caps lock and swore some more
He could have said sorry, no need to be obscene
But ruined his career for a stack of 100 green
Click to expand...


DJMicLuv said:
He doesn't deserve any of these tasty rhymes,
a crime to waste the taste of these pearls on that swine.
They're ridiculous, meticulous, profane and divine,
so let him work his own out on his own fucking time.
Click to expand...

10/10!
This thread is pure GOLD Loll. I Love It!

dred+final+message.png


I was bored last night so i went into battle mode.
Plus he said he's gonna write a song so i decided to beat him to the punch!

Everyone check it out!

"PETA (Dead Foxx)"

I would love for this to somehow get around to Dred lol. I wish he could see everything in this thread!
 
Risible

Risible

Member
Clinton514 said:
The weak raps or the whole incident? I just came in to read the drama thinking that it was actually going to be interesting. My guess is that he probably hasn't even bothered to think twice about the incident over Facebook(sorry I said twitter first).

It's a shame the OP seems to have lost some money but don't send money to anyone without some sort of legal agreement.
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Dred Foxx fan? That's the only reason I can see anyone not finding this thread to be pure gold.
 
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BitStyle

Unconfirmed Member
RyanBankz said:
10/10!
This thread is pure GOLD Loll. I Love It!

dred+final+message.png


I was bored last night so i went into battle mode.
Plus he said he's gonna write a song so i decided to beat him to the punch!

Everyone check it out!

"PETA (Dead Foxx)"

I would love for this to somehow get around to Dred lol. I wish he could see everything in this thread!
Click to expand...

Damn, that's good!

Oh, and those Parappa's Paradise lyrics slayed me :lol
 
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Kru

Member
RyanBankz said:
10/10!
This thread is pure GOLD Loll. I Love It!

dred+final+message.png


I was bored last night so i went into battle mode.
Plus he said he's gonna write a song so i decided to beat him to the punch!

Everyone check it out!

"PETA (Dead Foxx)"

I would love for this to somehow get around to Dred lol. I wish he could see everything in this thread!
Click to expand...

That was sick. Vicious. MMMM HMMM
If he responds, i will write a rebuttal, you can rap it, End this fool's career.
 
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