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Penis owners: do you put down the seat after peeing?
- Thread starter Cunth
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Musky_Cheese
Banned
At home I put down both the seat and lid. Because if I have to lift something to use the toilet, so does she.
Equality
Equality
Cunth
Fingerlickin' Good!
This is some evil genius equality
triplestation
Member
put down the seat but take out the screws HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dr Bass
Member
Grab a piece of toilet paper and use it as a barrier to put the seat down. Then toss the paper in the toilet, flush, and wash your hands.
Guys, don't be freakin' animals. Put the seat down.
The Bloody-Nine
Member
The penis is not male genitalia.
Cunth
Fingerlickin' Good!
Yikes Do better!!
Taxexemption
Member
No. And if another women tells me she sometimes falls in the toilet because she doesn't look and just assumes the position of the seat I'm going to leave the seat up and pee on the rim of it. If you don't look before you sit that's on you.
Blond
Banned
How are you speaking without a mouth, Bender?
And I barely put the seat up cause my aim is that good lol.
The Hamburglar
Banned
No and I don’t care if I casually piss on the seat too.
MaestroMike
Gold Member
Nah but I do after sh!tting gotta think about the ladies. I don't flush tho
Blessed
Blessed
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Deleted member 17706
Unconfirmed Member
I'm going to have my manhood questioned by fellow Penis Owners, I'm sure, but I only pee standing up if there's a urinal available or if I'm outside.
Peeing standing up into a bowl of water just means it sprays everywhere and I don't want to be doing that at home.
Peeing standing up into a bowl of water just means it sprays everywhere and I don't want to be doing that at home.
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Punished Miku
Gold Member
I do, because I'm in a workplace full of women and it's a short list of who would be doing it.
But it's obvious that it's a stupid request. If the seat always goes down, then that means women don't ever move the seat up or down. Zero movement. Meanwhile, every time a man has to pee he lifts the seat up, and also puts it down after he's done. Two movements. Meanwhile, if everyone just does what they need, it's maximum of 1 movement or zero, depending on if you walk into the bathroom and find the seat up or down.
Just seems like extreme laziness to tell other people what to do in the bathroom. It's just weird.
But it's obvious that it's a stupid request. If the seat always goes down, then that means women don't ever move the seat up or down. Zero movement. Meanwhile, every time a man has to pee he lifts the seat up, and also puts it down after he's done. Two movements. Meanwhile, if everyone just does what they need, it's maximum of 1 movement or zero, depending on if you walk into the bathroom and find the seat up or down.
Just seems like extreme laziness to tell other people what to do in the bathroom. It's just weird.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I put the seat and cover down anyway to minimize poop and poss aerosol spray when I flush so 
Spaceman292
Banned
I piss out the window.
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PaddyOCanager
Member
I'm a dude and I can't stand the toilet seat and/or cover left up. If a girl leaves the cover up at my place I walk in and close it.
ClanOfNone
Member
I just piss directly on others to show dominance.
Slings and Arrows
Banned
Similar to what I do; I lift to pee, she puts down to pee. As long as we pee equal amounts, it's OK.
epicnemesis
Member
I do the same at home for the same reason
Relativ9
Member
I never really understood this...just pee with the seat down. 90% of the time no splashes hit the seat, and the 10% when it does, it would've hit the rim instead of the seat if it was up and I also would've grapped some toilet paper and wiped that off too anyway...nobody wants droplets of pee just sitting there whether it's on the seat or not. Plus it's not like the 'hole' you have to hit gets significantly smaller when the seat is down so you'd have to have terrible aim to hit the seat regularly (post sex pee excluded)...did you people not practise your aim as kids by writing your names in the snow(or sand or whatever)?
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Mistershine.
Banned
I put it down for my own sake, more than once have I taken a drunken late night shit and had to fish myself out of the bowl.
brap
Banned
I do D:<
Werewolf Jones
Gold Member
If you put the seat up or down you're a beta male.
nush
Member
Are there non penis owner toilets on the ship or do you have to share?
Grinchy
Banned
Here's what you do. You get a metal hanger. Clip one side of the long horizontal piece with some wirecutters. Use that cut part to poke through the top of a big Ziplock storage bag. Thread it through like a needle and poke it through the other side of the bag so it holds itself up.
Suspend that hanger from your keyboard tray on your desk. Cut a hole in the side nearest you. Now you can just pee into that without ever getting up. When it's full, you can easily just grab the hanger by the top, remove it from the keyboard tray, and take it over to the big barrel in the corner of the room to pour it out. Once per month or so, close the barrel up, turn it on its side, and roll it out into the back yard.
Suspend that hanger from your keyboard tray on your desk. Cut a hole in the side nearest you. Now you can just pee into that without ever getting up. When it's full, you can easily just grab the hanger by the top, remove it from the keyboard tray, and take it over to the big barrel in the corner of the room to pour it out. Once per month or so, close the barrel up, turn it on its side, and roll it out into the back yard.
Kadayi
Banned
Next on the agenda was why the hell you can't use the Men's toilets versus keep sneaking into the Ladies to do your business I suspect.
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Richard Packer
Member
My household is outnumbered by women 3-2. So I just do what my son does and soil myself.
Phunkydiabetic
Banned
I dont "own" mine per se, it is a loaner. Can I still reply to the thread?
Frito_Pendejo
Member
I just go shit and piss in the yard with the dogs.
BaneIsPain
Member
what seat? Fire on the wall
