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[JimiNutz]

Did it touch the stomach acid?

Well, I've never suffered from constipation.
Everything just flies out of there now. I barely have to wipe.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Hopefully you guys stay out of the Red.

As an Italian, I feel proud!

... and now I know why it’s called Hungary.

 

[notseqi]

As an Italian, I feel proud!

... and now I know why it’s called Hungary.

Ungheria per lo cazzo.

 

[p_xavier]

No wonder Dear Supreme Leader is not happy in life.

 

[Richard Packer]

I didn't know Americans had such small dicks. Now I understand all the rage in the politics forum.

 

[Birdo]

There is no way 5.5 inches or lower is real. I refuse to believe anyone has a dick that small. It's almost useless.

 

[JimiNutz]

My heritage is English/Italian (my Dad) and German/Mexican (my Mum)

Rocking that yellow dick energy.

Edit: Shit just noticed those US measurements. My condolences.

 

[notseqi]

I didn't know Americans had such small dicks. Now I understand all the rage in the politics forum.

Small dick energy

 

[hariseldon]

I guess I must be part Congolese then. Good to know I’m way above the local average.

 

[notseqi]

I guess I must be part Congolese then. Good to know I’m way above the local average.

More like Dongolese, amirite

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Hopefully you guys stay out of the Red.

In the green .

 

[Mistake]

I'm a statestical anomaly

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

I'm a statestical anomaly

So are your testicals bigger or smaller than average?

 

[notseqi]

So are your testicals bigger or smaller than average?

He a baller. Make of that what you will.

 

[DonMigs85]

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Ethiopia is interesting. Seems not all african countries are well hung.

 

[German Hops]

Ethiopia is interesting. Seems not all african countries are well hung.

IIRC, Western Africa is where the real mandingos are concentrated.

 

[Night.Ninja]

 

[DonMigs85]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

This is missing the best part. Where his dad roasts him. "Ding-a-ling" "It's all over your awesome shirt'

 

[SEGA_2012]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Meanwhile, in America

 

[Ar¢tos]

Hopefully you guys stay out of the Red.

Can we have a thickness chart?
I find thickness more important than length.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Just use your entire forearm bro.

 

[Nymphae]

This is how I feel when I'm destroyed by a group of Prestige level 100 dudes in CoD

Must be nice to have nothing but game time

 

[and 3 others]

 

[Stouffers]

Today I met with a guy named Brad Brush. I made a “broad brush” joke and no one in the meeting laughed.

 

[OneBigPuss]

Can we have a thickness chart?
I find thickness more important than length.

Red alert

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Today I met with a guy named Brad Brush. I made a “broad brush” joke and no one in the meeting laughed.

And now no one here is laughing either.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[xiskza]

 

[Ar¢tos]

Red alert

It's for my holiday planner.

 

[xiskza]

 

[xiskza]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Mistake]

This is how I feel when I'm destroyed by a group of Prestige level 100 dudes in CoD

Must be nice to have nothing but game time

I had to quit CoD. I was addicted for 3 straight months once. Its like a first person casino with all the +100’s and kill streaks

 

[Nymphae]

I had to quit CoD. I was addicted for 3 straight months once. Its like a first person casino with all the +100’s and kill streaks

I like it as long as I'm not too invested. I get mad like anyone but I just put it down and come back later, as long as I have some nice kills here and there I'm happy

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

These are fucking terrible but unironically funny to me. Fuck Elves.

 

[Cycom]

These are fucking terrible but unironically funny to me. Fuck Elves.

The first one is retarded. The rest I no comprende. Pls explain it to a non anime watching boomer.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

The first one is retarded. The rest I no comprende. Pls explain it to a non anime watching boomer.

Pocket sand.

 

[Night.Ninja]

I think she wanted to die in real life

 

[German Hops]

Can we have a thickness chart?
I find thickness more important than length.

Aye, I also think thickness on that head is underrated, too.

When fully aroused, my glans plumps up like a hot air balloon.

 

[Nymphae]

 

[M1chl]

In the green .

No that's me who are living there : D

 

[and 3 others]

 

[Armorian]

 

[and 3 others]

Now, let's kill that fucking band!

 

[Classicrockfan]

 

[notseqi]

 

[Kadayi]