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[Cereal KiIIer]

 

[Summary Man]

First eBay auction I saw on the Black Lotus card:

http://compare.ebay.com/like/220399...eeb2e4f&itemid=220399381310&ff4=263602_309572

Look at this price.

Edit: beaten already.

That's just the asking price. Means nothing unless it actually sells for that amount (which it wont). I can literally auction off a used napkin on eBay starting at $10,000, but that doesn't mean it's worth that much.

 

[Pandaman]

That's just the asking price. Means nothing unless it actually sells for that amount (which it wont). I can literally auction off a used napkin on eBay starting at $10,000, but that doesn't mean it's worth that much.

atleast one alpha black lotus sold for $15,000, which is still worth the nerd angst.

 

[heliosRAzi]

 

[benzy]

 

[ghostofsparta]

I had never heard of "Urinal Dividers" until now. Never seen em before in my life.

Where do you live?

 

[Spire]

http://i.imgur.com/m0PSa.jpg

Chubby fingered fuck can go die in a fire.

 

[thespot84]

ok time to contribute.

A friend of a friend posted this on facebook, and by all accounts it seems to be a total accident:

EDIT: OK so i got taken for a ride, still a funny pic though

 

[santouras]

Where do you live?

somewhere that isn't paranoid

 

[Sir Jerk-a-Lot]

ok time to contribute.

A friend of a friend posted this on facebook, and by all accounts it seems to be a total accident:

awesome.

 

[Manji Silk Boss]

The bandolier can't possibly be an accident ... but awesome either way.

Also just wanted to say that when i was a magic player i had a black lotus. My cards are sitting somewhere in my dads attic. If i had known i would have sold that shit years ago. Time to go rummage. Other than the obvious (not a fake, not completely ruined) is there anything else the card needs to demand that much cash? Like coming from a certain edition or anything like that?

 

[bjaelke]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/naughty-memes-senor-gif-nice-eye-brows.gif (nsfw?)

 

[bill gonorrhea]

I bought my fiancee a $1,000+ engagement ring...

=(

$5,600

+1 up

 

[Gouty]

You guys ever run “internet humor” past a coworker who doesn’t get it? I don’t do it by choice, they come running when they hear me laughing. The old couple with the tobacco pipe got me. My coworker then recites to me Doonesbury comics, and episodes of Mr. Bean. Ugh.

 

[QualityPixel]

Only if they bring back the old one with no sweeteners and regular sugar. Sweeteners plus sugar, only 1/3rd less calories but all the bad taste of them. Blah :-(

You can still get this in my area (Utah)

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[siddx]

atleast one alpha black lotus sold for $15,000, which is still worth the nerd angst.

Theres one out there that is rated Gem mint 10 (highest quality possible) AND is signed by the artist. That one is likely worth 25K or so.

But if you really want your mind blown, look up some prices for original art. It runs from 50 bucks for a junk common nobody cares about, to several hundred for nicer commons, to a thousand for even junk rares, to tens of thousands for original artwork of the most sought after cards.
I can't even imagine what the Black Lotus original artwork goes for.

 

[perfectchaos007]

You can still get this in my area (Utah)

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Nectar of the GODS +1

yeah but your Utah formula has no caffeine. it's best to get the DP from the Dublin bottling co. that has the real 10 2 4 formula made with real sugar and caffeine

 

[hteng]

for people that are interested in why the black lotus card is so expensive and valueble, read here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_Nine

 

[Upsidedown Fuji]

I always go for the classic privacy of the enclosed toilet.

Much prefer them over urinals. Don't need to have a mans thang hanging next to me.

Yes yes.. size jokes.

Japan would be a very uncomforatble place for you I think. Most public ones are open door urinals in full public view. Things are getting better here though, as newer restroom facilities are built with better privacy for passerbys in mind. Unfortunately the norm for Japan urinal set-ups are partition-less and less than 6 inches apart from each other. Holy shit the aim is so bad here too even though most urinals are the tall narrow type that touch the floor... How do you even miss that?

 

[Buckethead]

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/205798_944128921098_18713732_44919830_7997531_n.jpg

Amazing.

 

[Melchiah]

 

[Enco]

Japan would be a very uncomforatble place for you I think. Most public ones are open door urinals in full public view. Things are getting better here though, as newer restroom facilities are built with better privacy for passerbys in mind. Unfortunately the norm for Japan urinal set-ups are partition-less and less than 6 inches apart from each other. Holy shit the aim is so bad here too even though most urinals are the tall narrow type that touch the floor... How do you even miss that?

Sounds.. interesting.

Can't really imagine it. Suppose they're not bothered as much about privacy? That or they have no sense.

 

[Melchiah]

 

[BobTheFork]

Moses parting the red sea would have been funnier. Just sayin'

 

[Melchiah]

Moses parting the red sea would have been funnier. Just sayin'

That would have been awesome!

 

[Medalion]

EpicMealTime

 

[G.O.O.]

Not funny, he probably died after eating that.

 

[MNC]

Not funny, he probably died after eating that.

Would you look at that, and that's still not funny!

 

[G.O.O.]

It's more of an inevitable answer. I had to do it. The voices told me so.

 

[BobTheFork]

Would you look at that, and that's still not funny!

better than listening to someone bitch about it.

 

[Chao]

Sacrilicious

 

[TommyT]

Sacrilicious

I miss thisiswhyyourefat.com. The bacone was still my favorite.

 

[Melchiah]

I miss thisiswhyyourefat.com.

Same here. =(

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

I lost it.

 

[iNvid02]

 

[RJT]

:lol

 

[-viper-]

Not funny. Do you think rape is a laughing matter?

The dog should be locked up in a cage. Permanently.

 

[Ezalc]

You can still get this in my area (Utah)

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Nectar of the GODS +1

Good lord I hate Dr. Pepper, shit tastes like Robitussin.

The fuck, where is this from :lol.

 

[-viper-]

They are common

But this is not so uncommon:

Using urinals is dumb and unsanitary. Way more likely to have splashback on your clothes or legs or whateve.r

 

[Jokergrin]

 

[AlStrong]

Using urinals is dumb and unsanitary. Way more likely to have splashback on your clothes or legs or whateve.r

It's about man's superior efficiency in time and space consumption versus women.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

But this is not so uncommon:

You would so hate movies theaters, there's one room with urinals on every side and no dividers.

 

[skybaby]

You would so hate movies theaters, there's one room with urinals on every side and no dividers.

I hate these:

 

[QualityPixel]

yeah but your Utah formula has no caffeine. it's best to get the DP from the Dublin bottling co. that has the real 10 2 4 formula made with real sugar and caffeine

Hah! You can buy and sell caffeinated soft drinks in Utah! It should be the same formula as all the Dr. Pepper, and the "Heritage" DP is believed to be made with cane and beet sugar. I've heard that Dublin DP is made with just cane sugar, which would be the sweetest variety (but even most of the hard core DP heads like my self would not be able to tell the difference b/t heritage and dublin).

 

[TommyT]

Hah! You can buy and sell caffeinated soft drinks in Utah! It should be the same formula as all the Dr. Pepper, and the "Heritage" DP is believed to be made with cane and beet sugar. I've heard that Dublin DP is made with just cane sugar, which would be the sweetest variety (but even most of the hard core DP heads like my self would not be able to tell the difference b/t heritage and dublin).

Best part about the Dublin DP... get that shit in kegs yo!

 

[warthog]

I hate these:

huh, those are disgusting. Unless you are all alone, then it's rather sweet

 

[Divius]

huh, those are disgusting. Unless you are all alone, then it's rather sweet

Yeah, you could like shuffle all along the entire thing. Maybe moonwalk, if you piss with an angle.

obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t32ttbitMj8

 

[Goro Majima]

I remember going to Australia/New Zealand in the early 90's and half the places I went to had those crazy urinal troughs.

I've only seen them at ballparks since then.

 

[DemiMatt]

gotta love the pissing trowel. Dodger stadium for life!

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Just bought the laptop found here.

Here is my review that I posted: