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Yuck. That's enough internet for today, fam.

 

[Leunam]

What the fuck kind of sad ass pepperoni is that?

 

[TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared]

So you're essentially ruining a decent piece of pizza and a glass of milk?

 

[- J - D -]

So you're essentially ruining a decent piece of pizza and a glass of milk?

It would probably improve Little Caesar's pizza.

 

[Phu]

ffs, get some ranch if you need to dunk.

 

[Nudull]

Milk over glorious pineapple? What blasphemy is this?

 

[Nepenthe]

And I was gonna order pizza today for my Zelda launch party. x.x

 

[Goro Majima]

What the fuck kind of sad ass pepperoni is that?

Looks like Pizza Hut

Also looks like if there was pepperoni on top, somebody ate all the crispy ones and left the less cooked and uncrispy ones underneath

 

[HvySky]

I'm done.

 

[.JayZii]

Drink a glass of milk with your pizza you fucking ghoul.

This is like an alien putting on a poorly researched show of human behavior.

 

[Deleted member 98878]

🏃

 

[volgihn]

Most public schools serve all lunches with chocolate or strawberry milk. Let that sink in.

 

[Falchion]

That's one step away from ice cream pizza.

 

[Peanut Butter]

Facepalm to oblivion.

 

[Creaking]

I mean, I'll drink milk when eating pizza, but I'm not going to make that shit all soggy.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Most public schools serve all lunches with chocolate or strawberry milk. Let that sink in.

 

[Angry Grimace]

You're not supposed to use Diet Pepsi!

The fact that the glass is empty has me wondering whether his disappointment is how it tasted or that he doesn't have any more.

 

[The Albatross]

THATS FUCKING GROSS

 

[Moosichu]

Please don't create threads about news stories whose sole point is to horrify and appall people. This applies equally to stories about horrible events and to random, petty local tragedies of no greater significance. It makes people's experience of our community worse if they have to tiptoe in between threads about mundane atrocities just to participate in the OT. Real news stories of cultural import are fine, even when they're about something horrific happening, but if the right response to a story is mostly just "wow that's awful" it probably shouldn't get a thread.

Lol

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Modbot save us pls.

 

[Vilix]

No.

No. No. No.

 

[SargerusBR]

Trump's America, everyone.

 

[Abstrusity]

this is what all you pineapple pizza haters did.

you ostracized and criticized pineapple pizza lovers instead of just talking to them about why they liked pineapple on pizza.

it's your fault this happened.

Don't give me that shit. It 's your fault. Don't try to justify voting for pineapple on pizza because you think you're being oppressed when we say you can't oppress others.

Pineappleless Rights are Pizza Rights.

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I feel like this might be The Line. In seeking further parody we might become reality.

 

[AwakenedCloud]

*Shrug* I'll give it a shot.

I haven't ever dipped pizza in milk, but I have drunk milk while eating pizza. I don't see why this should be bad.

This. Milk + bread almost always works out.

 

[McMoneyman]

 

[LT Snoshado]

I swear it's Pineapple Pizza Friday.

 

[falconxcrunner09]

Probably goes well with Milk Steak

 

[Syder]

This thread is filth.

 

[The Salt Life]

Now this should be illegal, lactose over load.

 

[CloudyTuba]

I love pineapple on pizza. I'm going to try this. No one can stop me.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

 

[falconxcrunner09]

I love pineapple on pizza. I'm going to try this. No one can stop me.

Report back to us once you have tried it. 🌹

 

[Kneefoil]

I haven't ever dipped pizza in milk, but I have drunk milk while eating pizza. I don't see why this should be bad.

 

[LegalEagleMike]

I would accept dipping in ranch if it is low quality pizza but this is too much.

 

[Tom Nook]

Probably goes well with Milk Steak

WTF?

 

[HazySaiyan]

This is terrible whichever way you slice it

 

[Rhaknar]

 

[Sub_Level]

It doesn't add anything.

The milk is so runny that it just drips off. So dumb.

 

[WordAssassin]

I love Pizza. I love Milk...


...but fuck off, that's gross.

Same. I drink milk with almost any and every food/meal but I wouldn't ever go so far as to dip some fucking pizza in it. Then you ruin the pizza (soggy) and the milk (greasy) what the fuck.

 

[Anoregon]

WTF?

What, you've never had a nice milksteak boiled over medium with a side of jellybeans (raw, of course)?

 

[kamspy]

I don't see a need for the dipping, but let's be honest: If you're making a frozen pizza at home, you're eating that shit with a glass of milk.

 

[davidwhangchoi]

STOP please

 

[Rocketz]

What's wrong with people

 

[Salmonax]

What, you've never had a nice milksteak boiled over medium with a side of jellybeans (raw, of course)?

*Over-hard

 

[Anoregon]

*Over-hard

You cook your milksteak your way, I'll cook it mine.

 

[Luschient]

 

[Tezzeractor]

 

[Mr.Shrugglesツ]

 

[falconxcrunner09]

What, you've never had a nice milksteak boiled over medium with a side of jellybeans (raw, of course)?

One of my friends made it. Never again lol

 

[crimsonheadGCN]

I for one am advocating for watermelon on pizza.

There was a video last week on Twitter where someone put marinara sauce and cheese on a watermelon then grilled it. The person deleted it after others told her it was gross. I wish she didn't do that.

 

[finalflame]

Lol, fucking perfect.

Really, who the hell does this? Dip your pizza in garlic sauce like a well-adjusted human.