Spladam
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Same, had to read the Politico article to even know what the OP was about.
Edit: by the way guys, the only way I've ordered pizza for the last 6 years is Bacon, Jalapeno, and Pineapple. Bring it on.
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Pizza scandal shocks Austria
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Same, had to read the Politico article to even know what the OP was about.
Edit: by the way guys, the only way I've ordered pizza for the last 6 years is Bacon, Jalapeno, and Pineapple. Bring it on.
davidwhangchoi
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i don't understand, what's wrong with the pizza... no pineapples?
edit: ok read the above post.
edit: ok read the above post.
eso76
Member
Well, just so you barbarians know, in civilised countries they don't give you a pre-sliced pizza so you're gonna need some piece of cutlery to cut it into slices that you will then proceed to eat using your hands.
Knife and fork are perfectly fine, but scissors and pizza wheel work too, although they're not as common.
That's unless you want to roll the whole pizza up into a Godzilla tortilla and eat it like that, I know you would you monsters.
Knife and fork are perfectly fine, but scissors and pizza wheel work too, although they're not as common.
That's unless you want to roll the whole pizza up into a Godzilla tortilla and eat it like that, I know you would you monsters.
tearsintherain
Member
i just rip the pizza apart with my hands, you need to lift more bro and get those swole pizza ripping muscles
I didnt even read the OP until later, so I thought that the knife was the scandal. I am Shocked, SHOCKED that this wasn't addressed in that article. lol.
andythinkpad
Member
Where are pineapples, alt-austrian?!
Coinspinner
Member
Knife and fork to eat pizza.
Cutting the pizza with a knife.
Corn on the pizza.
Austria is a strange, strange place.
Cutting the pizza with a knife.
Corn on the pizza.
Austria is a strange, strange place.
That was my initial thought upon entering this thread.
Truly the Land Down Under.
Fantastapotamus
Wrong about commas, wrong about everything
I'm genuinely confused why it's not okay to cut a pizza with a knife. Is that....is that a thing? I feel like I learned something today. It's something stupid, but it's something.
Netherscourge
Banned
So the controversy is that he said he was having pizza with his family and posted some random picture that he had taken previously to go along with the message?
If this was Trump, he would have already tweeted something extremely stupid and blamed Obama, Hillary, Ben or the media for something completely unrelated.
Salty Rice
Member
Is this satire or do i miss something?
Like who gives a shit from what day or time he actually posts eating a pizza?
But maybe Eddie Bravo was right all the time and #Pizzagate is bigger than we thought.
Like who gives a shit from what day or time he actually posts eating a pizza?
But maybe Eddie Bravo was right all the time and #Pizzagate is bigger than we thought.
Dirtyshubb
Member
Agree completely, especially regarding egg on pizza!
Local place used to have a pizza called the popeye that had egg on it and it was great stuff.
Oh and for one blasphemous post - hawaiian pizza is on of the top 3 foods I miss the most since becoming a vegetarian 15 years ago.
Those kiwis are crazy.
Fantastapotamus
Wrong about commas, wrong about everything
We call them "Germans"
MrChocolate
Member
Corn: Tastes good. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Avocado: You are a disgusting person if you ever get a warm avocado.
Black bean: Good. Again it's nothing fancy.
Watermelon: The funny thing about watermelon, is that it's like 99% water. So when you try it on a pizza, it is dry like camel dung.
Peas: Never tried.
Cauliflower: Never tried.
Sweet potato: Never tried.
Mashed red potato: Never tried.
Mango: This along with Pineapple are the best "weird" things on pizza.
Fig: Never tried.
TheOfficeMut
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I'd expect to watermelon to be applied after it's been cooked on a more refreshing, Mediterranean pizza.
Stormhammer
Member
y do people hate knife and fork pizza eating. didnt pizza originate in naples where its mostly eaten that way
German cuisine, not even once
Ravensmash
Member
Corn on pizza is almost essential.
LookAtMeGo
Member
You know who else uses a fork to eat pizza?
You really can judge someone by how they eat their pizza.
You really can judge someone by how they eat their pizza.
LookAtMeGo
Member
Who are these deplorables?
Familienoberhauptvogel
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You just made it one of those threads with the blasphemy
Doug Heffernan
Member
He was wishing us a nice afternoon, nothing wrong with that.
GKSilKamina
Member
You Monster!
jmvmadeira
Member
Add me to the group of "wtf u doing with knifes & forks when having pizza?"
That is some fucked up human being. Next he will eat a hot dog on a plate.
To the stake now. Burn him. Heretic
That is some fucked up human being. Next he will eat a hot dog on a plate.
To the stake now. Burn him. Heretic
ScepticMatt
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Italian style pizza is not pre-sliced. Restaurants provide sharp knives with wooden handles. You may cut it into slices or smaller pieces. Perfectly normal almost everywhere outside of the US.
Yup, 7 pizza places in my city, only one pre-slice it.
Osukaa
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Me as well. Somewhat disappointed...
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