just checked - i was thinking of the right game. Maybe douche is a bit strong, but Mielke really rubs me the wrong way.SmithnCo said:Are you thinking of Eternity's Child?
No way that'd work hands free.SapientWolf said:I'm surprised he didn't compare it to sex. But, in a way, I'm not.
harriet the spy said:just checked - i was thinking of the right game. Maybe douche is a bit strong, but Mielke really rubs me the wrong way.
Never really heard of eternity's child, but the designer does look like a drama queen.
why does he have to be french..
Mrbob said:Love dat hyperbole.
People are fishing for a reason to hook up Kinect to use it right now they are hallucinating.
CoffeeJanitor said:You just fell for his hyperbolic trickery
Casval said:Trying to imagine someone crying while waving his arms around makes me giggle
Master Milk said:So I guess I'm the only one that thought of the Jet Li movie when I read the thread title? That doesn't usually happen on the internet.
With Move it's like being a Sith.JWong said:~queues Raptor Jesus gif~
I wonder how it's less magical with the Move.
HahaSapientWolf said:I'm surprised he didn't compare it to sex. But, in a way, I'm not.
REMEMBER CITADEL said:Jesus, the amount of snapping at the (surprisingly) well written article just because it's saying something you don't want to hear. Grow up, folks.
REMEMBER CITADEL said:Jesus, the amount of snapping at the (surprisingly) well written article just because it's saying something you don't want to hear. Grow up, folks.
gogojira said:The problem is, I don't think most people find it well written. It feels forced, like he's throwing out a few big words to sound deep and trying to be poetic, but given his previous articles and the general feel of the story, it comes off awkward.
REMEMBER CITADEL said:To me it reads as something I would expect to find in Edge, The Escapist or on Kieron Gillen-era Eurogamer and not on Joystick. In fact, there are several articles similar in tone in the recent thread about best examples of gaming journalism, but hey...
oh man i wish i hadn't watched thatRevolutionary said:With Move it's like being a Sith.
With 3D it's like having sex with one.
luka said:oh man i wish i hadn't watched that
REMEMBER CITADEL said:To me it reads as something I would expect to find in Edge, The Escapist or on Kieron Gillen-era Eurogamer and not on Joystick. In fact, there are several articles similar in tone in the recent thread about best examples of gaming journalism, but hey...
obonicus said:It has a scent of 'new-gaming journalism', which even KG gave up on. Which was one of those things that seemed utter unnecessary and generally really, really pretentious. He's implying that with Kinect the experience transcends videogames. Which is silly. With or without kinect, all it is is a videogame. And there's nothing wrong with that; trying to suggest otherwise does the medium a disservice.
I have to note, however, that I don't think any of the sources you listed are particularly good, so different strokes etc.
REMEMBER CITADEL said:Jesus, the amount of snapping at the (surprisingly) well written article just because it's saying something you don't want to hear. Grow up, folks.
Tain said:The game might be way better with Kinect. Who cares about that?
I will never, ever be able to do anything but ridicule someone who cried at playing a Mizuguchi game, basically. Let alone take their opinion to heart.
okenny said:
Tain said:The game might be way better with Kinect. Who cares about that?
I will never, ever be able to do anything but ridicule someone who cried at playing a Mizuguchi game, basically. Let alone take their opinion to heart.
You might want to have some tissues on hand while you play this, then.8bit said:If the music is all by Genki Rockets I'll probably cry.
geebee said:A bit exaggerated, isn't it? I'll be playing this with a controller when it releases. Ever since the announcement of the game... Kinect controls never amounted to better gameplay in my view. Playing Rez for the past... what, 7 or 8 years I never thought "Hey, flailing my hands around might make this game more fun!". Yes, it'll be an amusing activity when using the Kinect, but I highly doubt it'll be as fluid and intuitive/natural as using a controller.
Don;t get me started on Genki Rockets. I just hope the girl doesn't show up in the game.
Child of Eden is all about Lumi.geebee said:Don;t get me started on Genki Rockets. I just hope the girl doesn't show up in the game.
No, it means that the other method (i.e. Kinect) is superior.DSN2K said:what a pretentious article lol.
'With a controller, Child of Eden is a video game.'
and thats a bad thing ? right.
Lumi? If she is some kind of evolved form or simulated human created by Eden, I can buy it. But I really hope this game is not just about the Genki Rockets girl jumping in slow motion with the camera revolving around her the entire game.Blimblim said:Child of Eden is all about Lumi.
I AM JOHN! said:What I've learned from this thread is that we hate games journalism because they're press release spweing assholes who are obviously paid off by the industry and therefore never say anything of substance, yet when someone actually writes a preview that treats something critically and talks about a meaningful experience he had with the game that may involve using a piece of equipment that's not exactly well-liked here, we hate that too. Thanks for clearing this up, guys.
Not the entire game, but she's definitely there from time to time (and the central piece in the menu interface).geebee said:Lumi? If she is some kind of evolved form or simulated human created by Eden, I can buy it. But I really hope this game is not just about the Genki Rockets girl jumping in slow motion with the camera revolving around her the entire game.
How is crying to shitty Kojima's writing any better?Tain said:The game might be way better with Kinect. Who cares about that?
I will never, ever be able to do anything but ridicule someone who cried at playing a Mizuguchi game, basically. Let alone take their opinion to heart.
And that kind of statement still has value. It might not be the deepest level of criticism, but talking about how this experience ties into the synesthesia Miz always goes for in a way that a controller can't is still looking at something beyond the top level analysis most writers do. It's no less criticism than anything Nathan Rabin has ever written (though obviously nowhere near his quality of writing or analysis since hey, this is still Joystiq we're talking about here, let's not go crazy!).GhaleonQ said:Critically? With respect to him and you (both of whom I really like), he wrote that he turned his brain off and got "immersed." I hate this "argument" so much.
Rad- said:CoE seems like the perfect game for Kinect. I'm actually surprised so many still seems to favor a controller for a game like this. I mean the game is 99% about the experience and 1% about playing it well so what advantage does a controller actually give to a game like this?
szaromir said:How is crying to shitty Kojima's writing any better?
I AM JOHN! said:What I've learned from this thread is that we hate games journalism because they're press release spweing assholes who are obviously paid off by the industry and therefore never say anything of substance, yet when someone actually writes a preview that treats something critically and talks about a meaningful experience he had with the game that may involve using a piece of equipment that's not exactly well-liked here, we hate that too. Thanks for clearing this up, guys.
You might want to have some tissues on hand while you play this, then.
Yet plenty of GAFfers did just that.Tain said:I'm not sure that it would be!
szaromir said:Yet plenty of GAFfers did just that.