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[Sanador]

Comedy is hard, and obviously beyond this author's reach.

Just buy the dev kit! PROBLEM SOLVED!

 

[Cynn]

You ever have one of those friends who doesn't really know what he's talking about but he tries to force an opinion into every conversation anyway? Start calling him "Polygon".

 

[Head.spawn]

Lately Polygon seems hell-bent on a quest to make the stupidest fucking articles you've ever read.

 

[Mr. Giggles]

just buy a sticker with the number 60 and slap it on the front....but seriously why would MS do this?

 

[Glix]

Kuchera is incredibly bad at his job

 

[geordiemp]

Games look better on Pro than Ps4, and will look slightly better again on Scorpio.

But with shitty jaguar anyone expecting 30 FPS AAA games to be jumping to 60 FPS are in for a rude awakening,

If MS want to put a badge on the box, input 4K, but 60 not happening for 30 FPS console games..

 

[Head.spawn]

laying Halo 5:

Look, cool. It says 60 fps.
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....
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*hours later*
Hasn't changed, still says 60fps!! Thanks Kotaku Polygon!

 

[Maxey]

OK so you hypocrites cry for pointless 60 FPS, now you get demanding system that boasts about the performance that you've been begging for and say it's dumb?

You heard them MS, go back to 30fps and 900p. They secretly wanted all along. No need to prove to anyone that your system is more powerful than competitors.

If you are worried about saving money, you would be getting the Xbox One S instead of a beast machine. This console is designed for the obsessed and no one but the obsessed.

What the actual fuck are you on about here?

 

[AmuroChan]

Lol Polygon.

There's no world in which MS would do that. The moment some game on the Scorpio dips in FPS the internet is going to blow it out of proportion. Why would MS even entertain that possibility?

 

[IbizaPocholo]

Would be cool imo to see the oled display in the retail console.

 

[katsubento]

Lol.

Oh Polygon.

 

[BennyBlanco]

another quality ben kuch joint

this guy has the most sizzling takes in the games media

 

[Makai]

This is a great idea

 

[MaulerX]

Why does this thread continue?

The article was a clear joke and Albert already said it's not in the retail version.

Pretty much this. I mean, it was pretty obvious after this paragraph:

You would be able to tell the Xbox Scorpio was worth the money because there are the numbers right there. You could also maybe program the screen to say other things, like “Sony? More like BALONEY!” and then give you a high-five on Twitter.