No, he's not that clever.
He's clearly being sarcastic in the article.
No, he's not that clever.
I need that sweet, sweet gratification of knowing games look and run better on my console of choice when compared to my past console or the competition.
Are we making fun of Playstation owners?
Are we making fun of people who want a more powerful Xbox?
I'm trying to get on board here but it just seems like "lol u actually care about this stuff, lol haha"
The level of stupidity here really makes me think this is parody. But considering the source, it's not even the weirdest thing we've seen come out of this outlet.
Microsoft, listen, I'm a seriously hardcore gamer. The hardest of them all. In an era of competitive iterative consoles, it is time to up the ante and give consumers what they want.
That's why I propose, nay, DEMAND, that Scorpio have a huge wobbling propeller on top that functions exactly like a helicopter. I want the controller to let me fly my Scorpio around. And I want it to call me by my real name: Master Boy.
It is -- he's making fun of the whole concept.
Nothing, thats what. I want a solid, concrete way to know the console is doing what I want it to do at all times. I need that sweet, sweet gratification of knowing games look and run better on my console of choice when compared to my past console or the competition. Which is why I want that front-facing OLED display from the development kit on the retail hardware, and I wont hear a word otherwise.
how about some racing stripes while we're at it
and flames
It is -- he's making fun of the whole concept.
I want one in a dark blue from the 360 devkitsBring back the turbo button from the 486.
Read the article. It's obviously satire.
by Ben Kuchera
Can't wait for people to bitch about Forza dropping to 58 fps for 2 seconds on Gaf
Why?I had a feeling this would be the writer of this article.
Why?
"lol, nerds"He's making a full article to make fun of the people who care about frame rates in relation to a console being sold specifically to a market who care about frame rates?
I dont want to have to argue about how games feel or how its all about having fun and enjoying yourself with friends and family when it comes to games. I want the strong, pleasing embrace of hard data. Nothing else will do.