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Zep

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[Story Mode] So... Daddyz decides to hit up an Alpha party tonight because there isnt shit on TV. He gets his Jordan Polo on, throws on his Rocafella jeans and heads out the door. At the party Daddy gets into it wit some skeez he just met there and dances wit her all night. After the party he takes her back the room, talk a little bit, play some Halo 2 (yes bitches, we played Halo). She enjoyed it but then Daddy started getting bored, so you know what i was thinking ;-)...........














Lets' go for a walk.


So we took it outside, walked around G-Boro a bit talkin about dumb shit, giggling at each others jokes ya know?! So finally I was like yo....We Gonna FUCK tonight. Her eyes just lit up and we didnt say a word to each other till we got back in the room. I bust in my bedroom door and we go straight at it like N'sync, no strings attached. Man, i swear to you, i put this bitch in at least 30 different positions from watching extensive pornos. Now dont think this is my first time but this was the 1st girl that was willing to be down. I dont wanna get too explicit but the juices were flowing mang. (on her stomach :) )

So really, i just wanna give a shout out to Lex Steele, Brian Pumper, Peter North.... dudes paved the way for how i bang these broads out for now on.....

Im tired, bedtime guys.
 
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Ninja Scooter

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DaddyZ said:
[Story Mode] So... Daddyz decides to hit up an Alpha party tonight because there isnt shit on TV. He gets his Jordan Polo on, throws on his Rocafella jeans and heads out the door. At the party Daddy gets into it wit some skeez he just met there and dances wit her all night. After the party he takes her back the room, talk a little bit, play some Halo 2 (yes bitches, we played Halo). She enjoyed it but then Daddy started getting bored, so you know what i was thinking ;-)...........














Lets' go for a walk.


So we took it outside, walked around G-Boro a bit talkin about dumb shit, giggling at each others jokes ya know?! So finally I was like yo....We Gonna FUCK tonight. Her eyes just lit up and we didnt say a word to each other till we got back in the room. I bust in my bedroom door and we go straight at it like N'sync, no strings attached. Man, i swear to you, i put this bitch in at least 30 different positions from watching extensive pornos. Now dont think this is my first time but this was the 1st girl that was willing to be down. I dont wanna get too explicit but the juices were flowing mang. (on her stomach :) )

So really, i just wanna give a shout out to Lex Steele, Brian Pumper, Peter North.... dudes paved the way for how i bang these broads out for now on.....

Im tired, bedtime guys.
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Companion Cube

Companion Cube

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Shinoobi started to read the thread. About half way through the large gap between paragraphs Shinoobi got bored (yea, he has ADD), so you know what Shinoobi was thinking ;-)......





kudos for hittin that skeez.
 
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I like how we learn that "yo.....we gonna FUCK tonight" is a valid line, that will infact get you laid.

*heads out to "the streets"*
 
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Blackie

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catfish said:
I like how we learn that "yo.....we gonna FUCK tonight" is a valid line, that will infact get you laid.

*heads out to "the streets"*
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It's all about the setup before the line, though. Include nasty dancing, a little sweet talking, walking, and some muthafuckin HALO DEUCE and you got yo self some wet panties.
 
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aoi tsuki

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Well at least she wasn't still orgasming in the corner while he typed that.

DaddyZ, you in Greensboro or Goldsboro, NC?
 
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Deleted member 1235

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awesome. Peter north did gay porn? was he famous then for his Ferocious cum shots then as well?
 
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aoi tsuki

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catfish said:
awesome. Peter north did gay porn? was he famous then for his Ferocious cum shots then as well?
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A lot of straight male porn stars start at the bottom, or as one.

Edit: http://www.rame.net/library/stars/peternorth.html

Ramsey/North was a versatile bottom and top. I have not seen him suck cock, but if you have then please share the information. He currently does hetero porn. He is known for large cum shots both in gay and hetero porn.
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whytemyke

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see, mang aint lika a dawg....and when I say mang, i'm talkin bout mang as in mangkind, not mang as in mang. cuz see mang, we a lot like a dog. Ya know? We like to piss on thangs, sniff a bitch when we can...

by the way, I always love it when people rush to GAF after shit like this to post it. Not even waiting til the next day... SAME NIGHT! What's the thinking here? "Holy shit, not only did I kick her ass at Halo, I FHUTA! I CANT WAIT TO POST THIS SHIT ON GAF, MAN! LOL COOL NEW TAG HERE I CUM LOLOL"
 
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Tamanon

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All I'm saying is that if having sex is an event worthy of posting about it, then you might need to look at having sex more;)
 
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whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
nitewulf said:
exactly, straight at it like N'Sync? WHAT. THE. FUCK. ?????!!!??
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sick and tired of hearing all these people talk about/
what's the deal with this pop life and when is it gonna fade out?

holy shit, daddy z is a popstar. whytemyke just thought about this but its so fuckin true! whtyemyke blew off the nsync line before as a bad joke, but now he understands that it was daddyz's subtle way of telling GAF that he is a popstar.

daddyz= bow wow?
 
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p01ar

GameTrailers
i'd like to think that this is one of those posts that would have went better with pictures, or at least a phone number for the girl.
 
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Zep

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DaddyZ
I just wanna give a shout out to Peter North from his gay porn days
(Today, 07:43 AM)

Hahahaha, Wtf. I didnt know he did gay porn, glad a mod did though :lol
 
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whytemyke said:
see, mang aint lika a dawg....and when I say mang, i'm talkin bout mang as in mangkind, not mang as in mang. cuz see mang, we a lot like a dog. Ya know? We like to piss on thangs, sniff a bitch when we can...

by the way, I always love it when people rush to GAF after shit like this to post it. Not even waiting til the next day... SAME NIGHT! What's the thinking here? "Holy shit, not only did I kick her ass at Halo, I FHUTA! I CANT WAIT TO POST THIS SHIT ON GAF, MAN! LOL COOL NEW TAG HERE I CUM LOLOL"
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Dont be mad...i guarentee that you couldnt get a girl to play Halo, then bang out her back the same night.
 
Bluecondor

Bluecondor

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Daddyz....

I, for one, would like to believe that you have such advanced game that you can take a girl back to your place for some Halo 2, then go out for a walk - in which you drop the amazing line "So do you wanna F!?", at which point she not only agrees, but then procedes to return to your room with you for sex in 30+ different positions - all of which you learned by watching porn.

Again - you are the man if you did, in fact, make this happen. And - I have decided that this did really happen - because I want to believe that things like this can happen in the real world.

This said - just to give you a sense - your story isn't sitting well with GAF though, because it is too easy to do the following:

"So... Big Blue Condor decided to hit up the grocery store tonight because there are no kicking parties that are worth my mf-ing time. I got my Gordon Gartrelle shirt on (bonus points if anyone can identify this reference), threw on my Guess jeans and headed out to the Giant Eagle supermarket. In the produce line, I caught the gaze of a hot MILF who was buying a mad 11 inch cucumber, and I walked with her all the way through the check out line. Then out in the parking lot, we talked a little bit, and then we played some Madden on my PSP (yes bitches, we played Madden - right there - PSP style). She enjoyed it but then Big Blue Condor started getting bored, so you know what i was thinking ;-)...........

Lets' go for a walk.


So we took it around the block, walked around burger King a bit talkin about dumb shit, giggling at each others jokes ya know?! So finally I was like yo....We Gonna FUCK tonight. Her eyes just lit up and we didnt say a word to each other till we got back in the Burger King bathroom. I busted her onto the stall door and we went straight at it like NKOTB, hangin tough my brothas. Man, i swear to you, i put this bitch in at least 30 different positions from watching extensive anime videos. Now dont think this is my first time but this was the 1st girl that was willing to "get busy in a Burger King bathroom" (again - bonus points if you can identify the reference). I dont wanna get too explicit but "my name’s graffiti written on her kitten." (one last reference - gotta love it)."

So - anyway man - great story in your original post. It's true, because I want it to be.
 
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