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[ahoyhoy]

It's gonna be sand.

It's gonna be sand.

It's gonna be sand.

 

[YaBish]

Everything is sand here, how are you?

 

[Fat4all]

I have the high sand

 

[Not]

A sand sand ago, in a sand sand sand

 

[NCR Redslayer]

Noooo, NOOOOOO! YOU WILL SAND!

 

[Supa Necta]

But he asks the impossible. I need more sand.

 

[disappeared]

That boy is our last sand.

 

[Doctoglethorpe]

Mind tricks don't work on me, only sand.

 

[Sober]

"Luke, you switched off your targeting sand, what's wrong?"

"You're all clear kid! Now let's blow this sand and go home!"

 

[Not]

"I sand you."

"I know."

 

[DeathPeak]

Don't underestimate my sand.

I was born here you know.
You're gonna die here you know? Sand.

 

[Fj0823]

"Then you will die braver than sand"

 

[Zombine]

From my point of view the Jedi are sand!

 

[Straight Edge]

From my point of view the Jedi are sand.

 

[Unmasked Ferret]

I don't know, sand casual.

 

[itwasTuesday]

I know, well use the sand.
That's not how the sand works.

 

[Zombine]

*Rey hands Luke Skywalker sand*

 

[rekameohs]

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Not like sand.

 

[itwasTuesday]

"Luke, you switched off your targeting sand, what's wrong?"

"You're all clear kid! Now let's blow this sand and go home!"

"Luke, you switched off your sand computer, what's wrong?

 

[bachikarn]

If only you knew the power of the sand

 

[parrotbeak]

 

[Adaren]

So this is how liberty dies...with sandy applause.

 

[Kimaka]

"A boy. His cells have the highest concentration of sand I have seen in a life-form. It was possible he was conceived by sand."

 

[Wolf Dawgz]

"Chewie, we're sand."

"The Galaxy is counting on us!"
"so we'll figure it out... We'll use the sand!"
"That's not how the sand works!

 

[Bruce Wayne1]

No. I am your sand.

 

[Prompto]

You came in that sand? You're braver than I thought

 

[itwasTuesday]

Sand

 

[Sapiens]

The sand directive. Make it sand.


Star Wars viral marketing is so shit

 

[SalvaPot]

Sand! Whip! Sand! Whip! Sand! Sand! Whip! Whip!

 

[parrotbeak]

What do you have to lose? You're living in sand.

 

[mrkgoo]

This has got to be one of the unfunniest things I have ever experienced on gaf. GAF.

Seriously, this passes for humour now?

 

[MollyWhomp]

Thank the Maker! This sand bath is going to feel so good!

 

[Gnome Scat]

I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to sand you!

 

[Pie and Beans]

This bucket of sand is never going to get us past that blockade.

 

[Thelonelykoopa]

Dave Bowman: Sand the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't sand that.
Dave Bowman: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to sand it.
Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to sand me, and I'm afraid sand something I cannot allow to happen.

 

[Zombine]

I'm haunted by the sand that you should never have given me.

 

[truestatic]

"My hands are sand."

"My hands are sand too."

 

[Zombine]

I killed them, I killed them all. There dead. Every single one of them. But not just the men, but the women, and the children too. There like sand! And I slaughtered theme like sand! I hate sand!

 

[Not]

I'm haunted by the sand that you should never have given me.

DAMMIT

I was just looking up this quote

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

The prophecy to bring sand to the force?

 

[Not]

Beep boop bop chirp. Sand. Beep wewww.

 

[QuantumZebra]

That's not how the sand works!

 

[impirius]

Yub nub, eee chop yub nub;
Ah toe meet toe pee chee keene;
G'noop dock fling oh ah.

Yah wah, eee chop yah wah;
Ah toe meet toe peechee keene;
G'noop dock fling oh ah.

Coatee cha tu yub nub;
Coatee cha tu yah wah;
Coatee cha tu glowah;
Allay loo ta nuv.

Glowah, eee chop glowah;
Ya glowah pee chu nee sand,
Ah toot dee awe goon daa.

Coatee cha tu goo; (Yub nub!)
Coatee cha tu doo; (Yah wah!)
Coatee cha tu too; (Ya chaa!)
Allay loo ta nuv,
Allay loo ta nuv,
Allay loo ta nuv.

Glowah, eee chop glowah.
Ya glowah pee chu nee sand;
Ah toot dee awe goon daa.

Coatee cha tu goo; (Yub nub!)
Coatee cha tu doo; (Yah wah!)
Coatee cha tu too; (Ya chaa!)
Allay loo ta nuv,
Allay loo ta nuv,
Allay loo ta nuv,
Allay loo ta nuv.

 

[Not]

This has got to be one of the unfunniest things I have ever experienced on gaf. GAF.

Seriously, this passes for humour now?

No Sand Allowed

 

[zeemumu]

Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create sand. He had such a knowledge of the dark sand, he could even keep the sand he cared about from dying.

He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his sand, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice sanded him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from sand, but not himself.

 

[Pacify]

Live long and sand.

 

[Zero-ELEC]

What an incredible sand you've discovered!

 

[FlashbladeGAF]

Why does everyone want to go back to sand!

 

[mrkgoo]

No Sand Allowed

Lol. This is the funniest one.

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

UNLIMIIIITED SAAAAAAND!

this would have been mine.

well then, how about:

"Don't do it, Sandakin! I've got the high sand!"
edit: nope, someone already did this one.

back to the OG then:
"Luke, I am your sand"
"That's no sand!"
"he was turned to the sand side"
"Now this is what I call sand racing!"