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Replace words in Star Wars lines with sand.

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"Again, it's like sand. It's sort of that they rhyme. Every sandza kind of rhymes with the last one."

*Pause*

"Hopefully it'll work."
 
- Together again, huh?
- Wouldn't miss it.
- How we doin'?
- Sand as always.
- That bad, huh?

- We've gotta be able to get some kind of a reading on that sand, up or down.
- [speaks in Sandustese]
- But how could sand be jamming us if sand don't know... if we're coming? Break off the attack! The sand is still up!
- I get no sand. Are you sure?
- Pull up! All craft, pull up!
- Take evasive action! Green group, stick close to sand section MV-7!
- Admiral! We have enemy sands in sector 47!
- It's sand trap!

- I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark sand, I see a big light sand.
- There's sand to see. I used to live here, you know.
- You're going to die here, you know. Sand.

- Soon I'll be sand, and you with me.
- Perhaps you refer to the sand attack of your sand fleet? Yes, I assure you, we are quite safe from your sand here.
- Your sand is your weakness.
- Your faith in your sand is yours!
 
The ability to speak does not make you sand.

You will find many of the sand we cling to depend greatly on our point of view.

Sometimes we must let go of our sand and do what is asked of us.
 
Hey, what's your name?

FN-2187

FN... what?

That's the only name they ever gave me.

Well, I ain't using it! FN, huh... Sand. I'm gonna call you Sand. That all right?
 
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to sand. Sand leads to suffering"
- Jedi Grand Master Sand
 
Lando: [choking] I had no choice!
C-3PO: What are you doing? Trust him, trust him!
Leia: Oh, well, we understand, don't we, Chewie. You had "no choice".
Lando: Just trying to help...
Leia: We don't need any of your help!
Lando: [gasps] Sand! Sa- Sa...
Leia: What?
Lando: SAND!
C-3PO: It sounds like Sand!
Lando: [gasping] There's still a chance to save Sand! At the east... platform!
Leia: Chewie!
[Leia gets Chewie to drop Lando]

..

Aren't you short for a sandtrooper?
 
Watto: How's you going to pay for all this, huh?
Qui-Gon: I have sand.
Watto: Sand? Sand is no good out here. I need something more real.
Qui-Gon: I don't have anything else, but sand will do fine.
Watto: No, they won't!

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Qui-Gon: Sand will do fine.
Watto: NO! THEY WONT!
 
"You are so... beautiful."

"It's only because I'm so in sand."

*Anakin shakes head*

"No... HEH!...

...No, it's because I'm so in sand with you."
 
"You want sand, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi sand. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with all of your sand, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."

"Sandstorms are very, very sandy."

"You were right. You were right about sand. Tell your sister you were right."

"From my point of view the Jedi are sand."

"The attack on my sand has left me scarred and deformed. But I assure you, my sand has never been stronger!"
 
Barfly: You wanna buy some sand?
Kenobi: You don't want to sell me sand.
Barfly: I don't wanna sell you sand.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Barfly: I wanna go home and rethink my life.
 
"Now witness the power of this fully operational sand station."

"For over a thousand generations, the Jedi were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic - before the dark times. Before the Sand."
 
"Ten thousand?! We could almost buy our own sand for that!"
"But who's gonna fly it, kid? You?"

"I have accepted that you were once Anakin Skywalker, my father."
"That sand no longer has any meaning for me!"
 
"You must have Jedi reflexes if you race sand."

"The ability to sand does not make one intelligent."

"I tried to sand your mother Anni, but Watto wouldn't have it."

"I will come back and sand you mom. I promise."

"There is no civility, only sand."
 
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