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Awesome story. People's reactions are hilarious, too. As if someone following you home isn't a reason to fear for your life.
 
You had a gun the whole time? Why didn't you shoot out his tires?

edit: Also I kept seeing this thread with complete disinterest in it's contents and wondering why it kept getting bigger.
 
Topic is still going? It's not worth it to keep up with it all.

Edit: Ok, it was worth it for this:

Getting shot doesn't kill you instantly
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I always wanted to make my own gun-related porn site. Girls getting boinked while shooting off .50cal rifles etc
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Shame he didn't catch the person and made them eat lead
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In fact it should be legal to hunt other humans
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in high school we had orgies and the whole team would run a train with a few girls
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It made me feel good inside to dominate another man with physical force.
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I remember when I got dumped my first time. Rather than crying myself, I beat the shit out of the other guy in front of her and made HER cry.
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i used a gun shaped dildo on my girlfriend
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i wanna be a high school teacher, mainly so I can have sexual relations with my female students.

:lol
 
Getting shot doesn't kill you instantly
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I always wanted to make my own gun-related porn site. Girls getting boinked while shooting off .50cal rifles etc
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Shame he didn't catch the person and made them eat lead
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In fact it should be legal to hunt other humans
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in high school we had orgies and the whole team would run a train with a few girlsQuote:
It made me feel good inside to dominate another man with physical force.
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I remember when I got dumped my first time. Rather than crying myself, I beat the shit out of the other guy in front of her and made HER cry.
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i used a gun shaped dildo on my girlfriend
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i wanna be a high school teacher, mainly so I can have sexual relations with my female students.

Heh. This actually happened at my high school. Football team that is.
 
fortified_concept said:
Like someone else said the OP escalated the incident to a life-threatening situation. What else is more to say? I wouldn't want to live in a society where every trigger-happy wacko can threaten me with a gun, end of story.

I'm one of those opinionated people that had a few fights with rightwing douchebags who chose to attack me because they didn't like what I said (they don't seem fond of my sarcasm and anti-religion stance) so I wouldn't particularly like if some of them had guns in their pockets. Call me crazy but I prefer living in a society that I don't have to worry if every wacko has a gun.
Of course it was the op that escalated the situation not the pissed off idiot certainly not the same idiot that followed him all the way home and had not right to be on the op's property. No the guy that was on his way home after work minding his own business is totally at fault.
 
comedy bomb said:
If we're gonna start digging up posting histories, let's start with the OP;











This is the guy allowed to carry guns. :O


holy shit :lol


I would've pulled the gun on him too, especially if the dude was built like lennox lewis or some shit...fist fight, YEAH
 
fortified_concept said:
I wouldn't want to live in a society where every trigger-happy wacko can threaten me with a gun, end of story.

Then don't follow people to their homes and try come at them like you're gonna attack them and you won't have issues with getting guns pointed at you.
 
Vinzer Deling said:
Then don't follow people to their homes and try come at them like you're gonna attack them and you won't have issues with getting guns pointed at you.

How about not being Dirty Harry and calling the police when someone is following you and harassing you so those of us that like our second amendment rights can keep them?
 
AmishNazi said:
How about not being Dirty Harry and calling the police when someone is following you and harassing you so those of us that like our second amendment rights can keep them?

Are we sure the OP had a cell phone with him?
 
gutter_trash said:
take out your cell phone and take a photo of the assailant, use the photo to give it the cops as evidence after you have gotten beaten

Or don't confront the idiot by stopping the car? SMH

I'm beginning to think this thread is a trick just like this one anyway.
 
AmishNazi said:
Let's ask him....

Hey dipshit that likes fucking girls with a gun shaped dildo.... Did you have a cell phone on you?
You seem easily angered, I hope you don't own a gun.
 
AmishNazi said:
How about not being Dirty Harry and calling the police when someone is following you and harassing you so those of us that like our second amendment rights can keep them?

My neighbor called the cops.. 1 officer came like an hour later and took a statement.
 
gutter_trash said:
take out your cell phone and take a photo of the assailant, use the photo to give it the cops as evidence after you have gotten beaten
Actually, OP should have seen this coming weeks in advance... that way he could have installed one of these in his trunk:
http://www.newsgd.com/pictures/peoplelife/200305130165.htm

And hit the remote when the assailant got out of his truck...then he'd be caught, and he could raid the guy's truck for a cell phone to call the police if OP didn't have one. Police would come and hand him the key to the city for adverting the situation in the most logical and safe way possible. Ice Cream for everyone.
 
Vinzer Deling said:
My neighbor called the cops.. 1 officer came like an hour later and took a statement.

After a situation was diffused, that's not surprising.... Still didn't answer the question... Did you have a cell at the time?

Cheeto said:
Actually, OP should have seen this coming weeks in advance... that way he could have installed one of these in his trunk:
http://www.newsgd.com/pictures/peoplelife/200305130165.htm

And hit the remote when the assailant got out of his truck...then he'd be caught, and he could raid the guy's truck for a cell phone to call the police if OP didn't have one. Police would come and hand him the key to the city for adverting the situation in the most logical and safe way possible. Ice Cream for everyone.

Oh wow sarcasm...

At least if you call the cops instead of trying to be a hero, that guy would have a history of being irrational. As is OP just made him more pissed off and no-one knows who he is.
 
AmishNazi said:
After a situation was diffused, that's not surprising.... Still didn't answer the question... Did you have a cell at the time?

Shit like that is low priority. My phone was in my jacket, in my trunk. I couldn't call anyway since i drive a stick shift.
 
AmishNazi said:
At least if you call the cops instead of trying to be a hero, that guy would have a history of being irrational. As is OP just made him more pissed off and no-one knows who he is.

and how the fuck would you pin a history on someone who's identity you don't know?
 
Shit like that is a low priority if it's OVER with. However if the situation is ongoing and someone might get hurt or is already hurt it goes up quite a bit in priority. Plus they could of directed you where to drive your irrational tail.

Ummmmm harassment is a crime? Especially when done with a 2,000 + lb weapon.
 
Dark FaZe said:
Nothing wrong with what the OP did. If he had a wife and kids in that car with the guy clearly being a maniac I'd have got my gun out as well. The only thing you did wrong was parking at your own house. You never know if the fuck might come back later for vengeance.

I agree with everything here except for the fact that you people keep bringing up the part about him pulling up to his own house. What fucking idiot is going to come back and harass someone who they know packing heat.
 
PapiShasho said:
I go straight to the police station. I try to avoid confrontations. This is why I disagree with what OP did. He WANTED to pull out his gun. He WANTED to come home and brag about it on here about how he "owned" some guy, when things could've gone much worse, and then say he would've gladly shot him when I'm sure he's never shot anything but targets at the gun range and some beer bottles.

My whole point is that everyone here acts like life is just disposable like we're really in a video game, and THOSE type of people are the ones I want off the street. I can handle some drunk dudes who wanna fight. I can't handle people who are quick to pull out weapons and try to kill someone. I'd feel the same way if I was a lot smaller, too.

ummm...


PapiShasho said:
What violent streak you fucking idiot. I'd rip your fucking head off right now. I hate people that take shit out of context.

PapiShasho said:
In a relationship you teach mutual respect, which is why I've never had to hit any woman in my life, but it's not beyond me.

PapiShasho said:
You slap me, I'll slap you. Push me, I'll push you. Period.

PapiShasho said:
If you let a girl know right off the bat what she can and can't do, and the repercussions of it, you get respect from her, and you'll NEVER even get the urge to hit her, because she's acting right.

PapiShasho said:
Sometimes physical "education" is the only thing that works,

PapiShasho said:
if a woman is getting loud I just firmly say STOP GETTING LOUD. Sometimes when they stay loud, I walk away and ignore them, or throw them out of my house and punish them, and eventually their lesson, or they get broken up with. That's how I run things.

PapiShasho said:
The funny thing is, in most situations, even if the girl attacks me or comes towards me and throws a punch or something, I probably wouldn't even hit her, because she'd be so much smaller, I can easily subdue her

PapiShasho said:
I'm more attractive than you, have been with more women than you, have made more women cheat on their significant others than you, and am just a better human being than you, period.

PapiShasho said:
You can have mutual respect while still being the leader in the relationship. Oh wait, did women also fool you into thinking a relationship is supposed to be 50/50?

PapiShasho said:
There's only a line drawn early in the relationship that if you come at me to physically hurt me, I'll physically damage you, not necessarily with a punch, but with a grab and drop to the ground, arm twist, whatever it takes to stop the situation, since a girl would easily be subdued.
 
^ :lol
Awesome.

Anyway, I was kind of wondering why so many people are quick to jump on the OP. I tend to side against the 'gun nut' crowd, but in this instance - aggressive, angry drivers, stranger following you home, coming at you on your own property - I wasn't as bothered by his reaction.

However, it looks like there's some (posting) history here....so maybe that explains it.

Either way, it's been an entertaining thread!
 
A psycho followed him home... he has a permit... it's legal.. he's not trigger happy "i wouldda popped a cap in they ass if dey tried sumfin' mferz".

Anyways, OP, you had to know this would happen in the thread.

Everyone else... guns existing in general cause violence. So you can analyze modern do's , donts, possibilities, etc all you want I guess but it's annoying.
 
Vinzer Deling said:
Just got home from work. This impatient retard in a red Chevy S10 pickup was 3 car back and just cuts over to the far right lane exiting off the freeway and slams on his brake behind me. I can see the tard foaming at the mouth in the rear view. Thinking nothing of it, I turn right at a red light at intersection (you can make a right hand turn on red, just need to treat the light as a stop sign) and he doesn't bother to even do a rolling stop.

He gets on my ass right away, flashing his hi beams at me. I turn into my neighborhood a few blocks up and he follows me and as I pull up into my driveway he pulls up right behind me on my property. Door flings open. I see him do this and I get out of my car immediately, thinking the worst. I hurry around to the passenger side while upholstering my concealed pistol, safety off, rack the slide back in plain view. I crouched behind the rear quarter panel as cover. The guy's eyes widen, he runs back into his truck and slams it into reverse and backs out nearly hits my across the street neighbor's car and punches it down the street with his head down.

Situation diffused, no shots fired, no one hurt/dead and 1 guy who will think twice about being a aggressive driving dick and following people home. :lol


Fucking awesome.
 
AmishNazi said:
After a situation was diffused, that's not surprising.... Still didn't answer the question... Did you have a cell at the time?



Oh wow sarcasm...

At least if you call the cops instead of trying to be a hero, that guy would have a history of being irrational. As is OP just made him more pissed off and no-one knows who he is.

I'm just curious; have you ever actually tried this?

My girlfriend called the police, having found the guy who stole her bike riding merrily down the side of the street (On one of the most feminine-looking bikes that Trek makes). It took them 10 minutes to finally meet up with her, despite the fact that she was giving them directions via the GPS unit that we have in the car (We're currently heading *** on *** street, for instance). He noticed her following him and cut through some yards, getting away with her $500 bike. One police officer went above and beyond to help us distribute flyers after the fact, but the truth of the matter was that it was a waste of time; the guy had spray painted the bike by then (By some stroke of luck, she found and followed the same guy with an unusually familiar frame as her old one except with a flat gray paint job).

Police aren't omniscient. In fact, they're usually not even prompt. Police response rates throughout the nation are relatively weak. The police can't be relied on to protect you and yours.
 
WickedAngel said:
I'm just curious; have you ever actually tried this?

My girlfriend called the police, having found the guy who stole her bike riding merrily down the side of the street (On one of the most feminine-looking bikes that Trek makes). It took them 10 minutes to finally meet up with her, despite the fact that she was giving them directions via the GPS unit that we have in the car (We're currently heading *** on *** street, for instance). He noticed her following him and cut through some yards, getting away with her $500 bike.

Police aren't omniscient. In fact, they're usually not even prompt. Police response rates throughout the nation are relatively weak. The police can't be relied on to protect you and yours.
Harassment trumps theft, plus the guy was following him, so it's much easier to lead him right to the cops.

The guy is a wanna-be bad ass with a posting history that shows it.
 
AmishNazi said:
Harassment trumps theft, plus the guy was following him, so it's much easier to lead him right to the cops.

The guy is a wanna-be bad ass with a posting history that shows it.

Their slow response wasn't from a lack of trying; this is a college town and the police tend to mass near the poorer section of town (Where this took place). You don't directly talk to the police officer; you talk to a dispatcher who has to relay the information to the officer. There is a notable delay in the process.

Whether or not he is a "wanna-be bad ass" isn't relevant. The question is whether or not he was in his legal right to defend himself and the answer is a resounding yes.
 
AmishNazi said:
Shit like that is a low priority if it's OVER with. However if the situation is ongoing and someone might get hurt or is already hurt it goes up quite a bit in priority. Plus they could of directed you where to drive your irrational tail.

Ummmmm harassment is a crime? Especially when done with a 2,000 + lb weapon.

Then you're fucking clueless about police. :lol

Police almost always arrive after the fact. They're a reactionary force. Any one that's a cop here can tell you that.

in progress doesn't determine priority either, the type of crime does. A homicide (after the fact) will get priority over a report of a drunk driver.
 
AmishNazi said:
At least if you call the cops instead of trying to be a hero, that guy would have a history of being irrational. As is OP just made him more pissed off and no-one knows who he is.
You can kind of tell which people had the privilege of growing up in a nice neighborhood in this thread. Not to say that the OP didn't, but growing up in a rough neighborhood requires an entirely different mindset.
 
AmishNazi said:
The guy is a wanna-be bad ass with a posting history that shows it.

yeah dude, because they really make gun shaped dildos and i really wanna give up my engineering job so I can become a high school teacher with a shitty salary just to pull highschool hoes.
 
I see no problem with what the OP did. Like if a random stranger following you to your home is not threat. And I love it that people think the police are going to save them. Police don't give a crap about you. I learned this that hard way.
 
SapientWolf said:
You can kind of tell which people had the privilege of growing up in a nice neighborhood in this thread. Not to say that the OP didn't, but growing up in a rough neighborhood requires an entirely different mindset.

Are you saying I was privileged?

Vinzer Deling said:
yeah dude, because they really make gun shaped dildos and i really wanna give up my engineering job so I can become a high school teacher with a shitty salary just to pull highschool hoes.

That's a lot of gun related sarcasm / hyperbole.
 
The good thing about owning a gun in this day and age is that everyone who sees it would think you're a gun-blazing psycho, and therefore a lot less likely to get into physical confrontations with you. Nicely done.
 
AmishNazi said:
Are you saying I was privileged?
Your first reaction was that the OP should have called the cops in this situation. There are plenty of neighborhoods in America where the police wouldn't respond soon enough to make a difference, if the operator didn't outright laugh in your face.
 
benita316 said:

I looked through the bolded parts in all the comments that you posted out of context, and I couldn't find where I recommended pulling out a gun anytime something horrible like a FIGHT would break out. Did I miss it?
 
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