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[Vulcano's assistant]

An army of chimps is the best course of action for the time dolphins come back to reclaim the land.

 

[Az987]

When I went to the aquarium and gave a dolphin LSD and tried to jerk him off all I got was arrested.

Man, I wish I lived in the 60s.

 

[SwiftDeath]

That pic with the text is super fake, btw.

You mean dolphins don't have rape caves?

 

[GungHo]

THIS STORY HAS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE SHIT I'M SORRY CARL SAGAN AND JEFF BRIDGES AND DOLPHIN SEX AND NASA AND LSD HOW CAN ANYBODY SUMMARIZE THIS GO READ IT DAMN.

 

[Cat Party]

This is an underrated post.

 

[jett]

First, NASA scientists...

Then, the President.

 

[Brakke]

I really meant the part where the after funding was cut, the dolphin was shipped to a cheaper lab and then committed suicide from loneliness.

Plus she a damn ice queen about it.

Ric O'Barry corroborates the use of this word ["suicide"]. "Dolphins are not automatic air-breathers like we are," he explains. "Every breath is a conscious effort. If life becomes too unbearable, the dolphins just take a breath and they sink to the bottom. They don't take the next breath." Andy Williamson puts Peter's death down to a broken heart, brought on by a separation from Lovatt that he didn't understand. "Margaret could rationalise it, but when she left, could Peter? Here's the love of his life gone."

"I wasn't terribly unhappy about it," explains Lovatt, 50 years on.

 

[DemurOnion]

Thread going places. Continue on.

 

[Cow Mengde]

The dolphin masturbation gif should have been first reply.

 

[kewlmyc]

I'm not even going to read it, the headline alone is funny enough for me.

 

[Pennybags]

An army of chimps is the best course of action for the time dolphins come back to reclaim the land.

Plot of the next Apes film.

 

[Erebus]

Looks like this gif needs updating

I almost died

 

[DemurOnion]

http://www.youngactressreviews.org/reviews/tideland/shot03.jpg

 

[Ben Morales]

Did he flipper?

 

[DemurOnion]

Looks like this gif needs updating

Dear god almighty. Thread won. Wrap it up and go home kids.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Vigilant Walrus, vindicated?

Maybe it's time to un-junior him.

 

[DemurOnion]

Vigilant Walrus, vindicated?

Maybe it's time to un-junior him/her

If that is the maker of the GIF maaaaybe we should just leave them alone.

 

[AkuMifune]

Ah: Now this thread about Carl Sagan's secret dolphin society makes sense:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=756773&highlight=dolphin

 

[Brakke]

Vigilant Walrus, vindicated?

Maybe it's time to un-junior him.

If that is the maker of the GIF maaaaybe we should just leave them alone.

No it's this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=399457

Which I didn't know about. But boy howdy would I love to see more threads like that.

 

[LCGeek]

This is about as funny as the sly interspecies dolphin sex thread I found at a few places once. I really hope this is a joke.

 

[Rated-G]

Is this the same woman from this experiment?
YouTube - RTAA The Dolphin Experiment

 

[AkuMifune]

This is about as funny as the sly interspecies dolphin sex thread I found at a few places once. I really hope this is a joke.

It's like Godwin's law of penises.

 

[kai3345]

this fucking gif gets me every goddamn time

 

[levious]

So she manually relieved a dolphin with her hand?

People do this all day every day to get semen from breading animals.

Calling it "sex" is a bit misleading.. don't ya think?

Did Clinton have sex in the oval office?

 

[Kelsey]

I'm still unclear of this situation.

Scientists like fish stix.

 

[Fusebox]

She should have just claimed the dolphin raped her instead. We all know how rapey dolphins can get.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Sounds like she just gave him Dolphin handy-j's

 

[akira28]

So dolphins are leg fetishists? They're more advanced than I thought.

 

[G-Fex]

Does this Dolphin even know what's going on...?

 

[riotous]

Did Clinton have sex in the oval office?

Depends on what your definition of "is" is.

 

[Derwind]

So dolphins are leg fetishists? They're more advanced than I thought.

No don't let them fool you, they're just simple foot fetishists. Natures beta animal.

 

[Fenderputty]

So all the dolphin has to do was rub her leg and she would jerk him off?

Talk about minimal effort ...

I wish that worked on my wife lol.

 

[Blablurn]

So all the dolphin has to do was rub her leg and she would jerk him off?

Talk about minimal effort ...

I wish that worked on my wife lol.

Looool

 

[akira28]

No don't let them fool you, they're just simple foot fetishists. Natures beta animal.

but think about it. to be able to be aroused by the physical features of an animal of a completely different species from you. the sense of self and sense of other would have to be extremely advanced. Makes me wonder what the dolphin was thinking was going through the human woman's mind while all of this took place.

 

[Stet]

but think about it. to be able to be aroused by the physical features of an animal of a completely different species from you. the sense of self and sense of other would have to be extremely advanced. Makes me wonder what the dolphin was thinking was going through the human woman's mind while all of this took place.

Probably the dolphin was more turned on by how fuckin' nasty she was getting.

 

[UberTag]

She should have just claimed the dolphin raped her instead. We all know how rapey dolphins can get.

 

[beato_angelico]

that's quite disgusting, and terribly written. what the fuck.

 

[akira28]

Probably the dolphin was more turned on by how fuckin' nasty she was getting.

"Dear Penthouse, I never would have believed it could happen to me...

I'm just a young dolphin, been living with this human girl for a few months.. But she's so kinky. Every so often we'll be sitting there, and then she'll roll me over, and she straddles me..and then...with her extra thin flippers she does things to me. Amazing things."

 

[railGUN]

Took way too many posts.

.

 

[Cartman86]

Really dishonest thread.

 

[crazy monkey]

Terrorist law.

.

 

[akira28]

Really dishonest thread.

well, the quote really has no connection to the dolphin "sex", so it is a bit misleading.

 

[TangerineCloud]

And to start this thread off right best of the best from our previous Dolphin Erotica thread

#NotAllMaleDolphins

 

[Kinyou]

Dear humans, please stop fucking dolphins.

Sincerely, everyone

An army of chimps is the best course of action for the time dolphins come back to reclaim the land.

Oh no, don't bring apes into this. Orang Utans are apparently attracted to human women. Afaik did Birute Galdikas even witness how an Orang Utan raped a woman

Look at these guys. They know exactly what's going on

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Ever had one of those moments where you read some shit and instinctively put your forehead to palm?

 

[Minister of the Dog]

Looks like this gif needs updating

I know entered a thread about Dolphin sex, but I definitely did not expect this.

10/10.

 

[Mistel]

Did she give a dolphin a hand job?

 

[DrSlek]

Did she give a dolphin a hand job?

Yes. Yes she did.

 

[Brakke]

Did she give a dolphin a hand job?

Ask Hustler

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

So all the dolphin has to do was rub her leg and she would jerk him off?

Talk about minimal effort ...

I wish that worked on my wife lol.

We are men. Men is what we are.