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[riotous]

Did she give a dolphin a hand job?

- Scientific study was happening with dolphins
- Dolphin was acting up a lot due to libido, constantly transporting him to a pen with females became problematic
- Decision was made to manually stimulate the dolphin so they could move on with the experiment
- Hustler caught on to the study, and much like this thread, capitalized on how people would react particularly with vague click-bait like titles that don't indicate that it wasn't actual sex.. some statements from the scientist didn't help much

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

- Hustler caught on to the study, and much like this thread, capitalized on how people would react particularly with vague click-bait like titles that don't indicate that it wasn't actual sex

Kotaku 1970

 

[riotous]

Kotaku 1970

We need a new term for the Hustler article title.

Clit Bait?

Works in a couple of different ways for this particular story, lol.

 

[Fenderputty]

some statements from the scientist didn't help much

You can say that again. She referred to the act as sensuous.

Edit: clit bait is hilarious.

 

[Brakke]

- Hustler caught on to the study, and much like this thread, capitalized on how people would react particularly with vague click-bait like titles that don't indicate that it wasn't actual sex.. some statements from the scientist didn't help much

lol such a sourpuss. It's not like I'm trying to sell magazines here, just a thing to giggle at together.

The best part is that all this happened in the 60's and that the quotes are all from a now 97 year old lady.

 

[riotous]

lol such a sourpuss. It's not like I'm trying to sell magazines here, just a thing to giggle at together.

I'm just explaining it. People are in fact misled by threads like this.

 

[ODDI]

LOL

 

[Mistel]

Yes. Yes she did.

- Scientific study was happening with dolphins
- Dolphin was acting up a lot due to libido, constantly transporting him to a pen with females became problematic
- Decision was made to manually stimulate the dolphin so they could move on with the experiment
- Hustler caught on to the study, and much like this thread, capitalized on how people would react particularly with vague click-bait like titles that don't indicate that it wasn't actual sex.. some statements from the scientist didn't help much

Oh it's that study that makes much more sense now. Title isn't accurate then at all.

 

[Iolo]

- Scientific study was happening with dolphins
- Dolphin was acting up a lot due to libido, constantly transporting him to a pen with females became problematic
- Decision was made to manually stimulate the dolphin so they could move on with the experiment

While staring sensuously into said dolphin's eyes. Later, dolphin commits suicide after scientist jilts him. All very clinical and above-board.

 

[Kusagari]

This topic brings back memories of the infamous dolphinsex website.

 

[345triangle]

does anyone remember a kids' book/story about a boy who made friends with a dolphin and rode him out to sea until one day he got impaled on its dorsal fin and the dolphin committed suicide by beaching itself? it's often occurred to me since as an unusually depressing thing for me to have read, but no idea what it is and never heard anyone mention it.

edit: it appears to be a 2nd-century story from the roman author aelian. perhaps i was a more highbrow kid than i realised :/

 

[DanteSparda504]

I don't understand...did she actually have sex with the dolphin? Or did she just jerk him off to continue with the experiments?

 

[DECK'ARD]

does anyone remember a kids' book/story about a boy who made friends with a dolphin and rode him out to sea until one day he got impaled on its dorsal fin and the dolphin committed suicide by beaching itself? it's often occurred to me since, but no idea what it is.

That sounds a happy story for kids.

 

[Brakke]

does anyone remember a kids' book/story about a boy who made friends with a dolphin and rode him out to sea until one day he got impaled on its dorsal fin and the dolphin committed suicide by beaching itself? it's often occurred to me since, but no idea what it is.

There's some Candle Cover shit going on here.

 

[Replicant]

Looks like this gif needs updating

Came in for here. Left completely pleased.

..... wait, that came out kinda wrong.

Thank you GAF, I was kind of down and sad and this definitely cheered me up. Although, WTF did I just read?

 

[FUME5]

She's not the first, and she won't be the last.

We need a new term for the Hustler article title.

Clit Bait?

Works in a couple of different ways for this particular story, lol.

Hah!

 

[draetenth]

I don't understand...did she actually have sex with the dolphin? Or did she just jerk him off to continue with the experiments?

I think there wasn't any sex - she only jerked it off, but did seem to enjoy it. At least, that is how I read the article...

 

[Gamerloid]

Looks like this gif needs updating

Oh man... I'm dying here lol

 

[Byakuya769]

With some creative license, I think we have the spiritual sequel to "her."

 

[The Albatross]

Looks like this gif needs updating

omg whoever made this....... genius

 

[Enduin]

Reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvSR_odUC2o

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

You mean dolphins don't have rape caves?

Nah, I think he meant the number 14 is way off.

The best part is that all this happened in the 60's and that the quotes are all from a now 97 year old lady.

Now for some reason I'm picturing this story as a kind of remake of James Cameron's Titanic except Leonardo Dicaprio is a dolphin.

 

[Enker]

Good to know that click-bait isn’t a new invention. Sure, the science was a bit wacky (let’s give bath salts to zebras, what could go wrong?), but plausible given that it was the 60s.

That said, this thread was worth it just for the link to Vigilant Walrus’s shame.

 

[luckygodzilla]

Looks like this gif needs updating

Thread over, you win.

 

[plagiarize]

So if she just jerked off a dolphin to "scratch his itch", then why is it hypothetically able to "get rough"?

hair pulling, biting, that kind of stuff I'd presume.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

This is cool. Those old black and white photos of her with short hair are awesome. I'm definitively into it. Need super highres ones for my museum of awesome photos.

 

[Mistel]

omg whoever made this....... genius

Sunhi legend or something like that.

 

[Kwixotik]

I just want to point out this quote:

"That relationship of having to be together sort of turned into really enjoying being together, and wanting to be together, and missing him when he wasn't there," she reflects. "I did have a very close encounter with - I can't even say a dolphin again - with Peter."

We know that she regularly manually stimulated the dolphin, so the fact that she refers to one particularly close encounter suggests to me she had sex with it at least once.

 

[nomis]

 

[Rest]

So she manually relieved a dolphin with her hand?

People do this all day every day to get semen from breading animals.

Calling it "sex" is a bit misleading.. don't ya think?

My thoughts exactly. But, I think most people don't know exactly what the word "manually" means. People seem to think it means "in the most basic way" or "in an unadvanced/unsophisticated way." It hardly means "by hand" or "with the hand" in modern use, so it can cause confusion.

 

[DedValve]

Google image "crossed comics"

Oh nevermind it was just a HJ? Boo.

And that gif is.....something.

 

[Anoregon]

I literally cannot stop laughing at the face of the dude on the bottom left. He's like OHHHH SHIT SON MY BOY IS COPPIN A FEEL YEEEEE"

 

[Brakke]

My thoughts exactly. But, I think most people don't know exactly what the word "manually" means. People seem to think it means "in the most basic way" or "in an unadvanced/unsophisticated way." It hardly means "by hand" or "with the hand" in modern use, so it can cause confusion.

lol who doesn't know what "manually" means?

 

[beato_angelico]

My thoughts exactly. But, I think most people don't know exactly what the word "manually" means. People seem to think it means "in the most basic way" or "in an unadvanced/unsophisticated way." It hardly means "by hand" or "with the hand" in modern use, so it can cause confusion.

what?

 

[Arkos]

This topic brings back memories of the infamous dolphinsex website.

... go on.

My thoughts exactly. But, I think most people don't know exactly what the word "manually" means. People seem to think it means "in the most basic way" or "in an unadvanced/unsophisticated way." It hardly means "by hand" or "with the hand" in modern use, so it can cause confusion.

Lol you just don't know what the word means, that's a you problem

 

[Featheredkitten]

Has it really been that long since we've had a dolphin sex thread that people haven't seen that one Dolphin gif?


I suppose it has been quite awhile.


I say she slept with the dolphin. At least once, probably more than once.
Oh and for everyone saying she was cold about the dolphin killing himself, the whole quote paints it in a slightly different picture:

"I wasn't terribly unhappy about it," explains Lovatt, 50 years on. "I was more unhappy about him being in those conditions [at the Miami lab] than not being at all. Nobody was going to bother Peter, he wasn't going to hurt, he wasn't going to be unhappy, he was just gone. And that was OK. Odd, but that's how it was."

 

[Rest]

... go on.



Lol you just don't know what the word means, that's a you problem

Considering that I just literally posted the definition of the word manually, I don't know what you're saying. Unless you're being sarcastic.

 

[zeopower6]

does anyone remember a kids' book/story about a boy who made friends with a dolphin and rode him out to sea until one day he got impaled on its dorsal fin and the dolphin committed suicide by beaching itself? it's often occurred to me since as an unusually depressing thing for me to have read, but no idea what it is and never heard anyone mention it.

edit: it appears to be a 2nd-century story from the roman author aelian. perhaps i was a more highbrow kid than i realised :/

It was likely a part of a Greek myths compilation. The story in those is called "The Dolphin Rider".

 

[Metal-Geo]

Looks like this gif needs updating

Bwhahaha I remember that fucking thread.

 

[Mush]

Looks like this gif needs updating

Out of all the .gifs I have seen come out of GAF over the years... I don't even know how to respond to this.

 

[……forgetit]

Guys, I have a digital logic test in an hour, why am I still here?

 

[zoozilla]

I just want to point out this quote:


We know that she regularly manually stimulated the dolphin, so the fact that she refers to one particularly close encounter suggests to me she had sex with it at least once.

I say she slept with the dolphin. At least once, probably more than once.
Oh and for everyone saying she was cold about the dolphin killing himself, the whole quote paints it in a slightly different picture:

I've heard that dolphin ejaculations are super powerful. If that's really true, then her having actual sex with it would be.... impressive.

 

[striferser]

Terrorist law.

Ohyou.jpg

 

[MacNille]

I just want to point out this quote:


We know that she regularly manually stimulated the dolphin, so the fact that she refers to one particularly close encounter suggests to me she had sex with it at least once.

The 60s was a strange time.

 

[PaulExcellent]

I just want to point out this quote:

We know that she regularly manually stimulated the dolphin, so the fact that she refers to one particularly close encounter suggests to me she had sex with it at least once.

thats pretty rad

 

[Tesseract]

i'm sorry to bump this, but it's too funny to get lost in gaf's archives

 

[Sai-kun]

H U M A N F U C K E R

 

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- Scientific study was happening with dolphins
- Dolphin was acting up a lot due to libido, constantly transporting him to a pen with females became problematic
- Decision was made to manually stimulate the dolphin so they could move on with the experiment
- Hustler caught on to the study, and much like this thread, capitalized on how people would react particularly with vague click-bait like titles that don't indicate that it wasn't actual sex.. some statements from the scientist didn't help much

 

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