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Sex questions from seventh graders
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oneils
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Sunhi, you win the internet. Again.
Vermillion
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Incredible, as always.
You can also use the knuckles of your fist. A knuckle represents 31 days, indents between knuckles is 30 or february, and once you reach the end you start over again, which match july/august being back to back 31 days. Not sure if this explanation makes any sense without a visual aid.
Manabanana
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You are truly .gifted
PS3GamerKyle
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Just like these kids, I'm just as clueless and curious as to the answers to these questions.
Daydream Sequence
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Check out all the adults on forums like this that think "payed" is the same as "paid".
Daydream Sequence
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you make fun of GAF? Your mean
I see what you did there. You did that, right? RIGHT?!
holy shit
Tesseract
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Your penis is made up of spongy tissue that becomes rigid and erect when engorged with blood. Blood delivers nutrients and oxygen to tissue and carries away waste. Blood periodically fills the spongy tissues in your penis to accomplish this task. This often happens while you are sleeping, but it can also happen during the day at random times. This is more frequent during puberty when the penis is growing and you are more self-conscious about - thinking about a partial erection will only make it worse and make it last longer.
You guys are assholes. 12 years are stupid. Even the smart ones. The spelling thing isn't because they are monumentally stupid kids, I know 30 year olds that spell as bad or worse. It's because they've grown up with auto correct on everything they own and they only time they actually write things is at school. Since I've been out of school, the only time I write is signing my name.
12 year olds have no life experience unless some bad shit has happened to them. Of course they are going to have questions that seem ridiculous to anyone who actually has said experience. They are 12. My sex ed in 7th/8th grade was full of questions like that as well. We had a special teacher come in that didn't work at the school, though. We did the same anonymous questions. They would get answers the next class if they were something like "what is a cum coaxer?".
12 year olds are still kids. You were an idiot at 12. Everyone was. It is impossible not to be.
12 year olds have no life experience unless some bad shit has happened to them. Of course they are going to have questions that seem ridiculous to anyone who actually has said experience. They are 12. My sex ed in 7th/8th grade was full of questions like that as well. We had a special teacher come in that didn't work at the school, though. We did the same anonymous questions. They would get answers the next class if they were something like "what is a cum coaxer?".
12 year olds are still kids. You were an idiot at 12. Everyone was. It is impossible not to be.
Yea I was writing at that level when I was like 6...but ~12? wtf is this?
haha this was a daily thought during my youth(and still is occasionally)
Dude has a point.
ColonelColon
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This kid has a bright future in feminism.
No, that's bad writing for Jr. High.
At 12 years old you were wondering y dose grils bleed when guys stick pines in grils? Good to know.
NEOPARADIGM
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I count eight misspelled words on all the cards combined, and three of those were on one card. Lighten up, spelling-bee GAF.
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I think it's a bit unusual for a 12 year old to incorrectly spell a 4 letter word.
You would bleed too if you had pines up your hooha.
windowlurker
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7th graders asking these questions?
My best friend lost his virginity in the 7th grade.
My best friend lost his virginity in the 7th grade.
Two things
1) even though the kids think it was anonymous, any teacher would know the handwriting of every student in her class, making this experiment a little more interesting for her, since she could determine which kids arentrying what, etc.
And, get ready to have your minds blown:
2) to determine which months in the year have 31 days and which have 30, hold up your hand and make a fist. Look at the back of your hand and imagine 3 'V's, using your knuckles as the upper peaks, and using your hand as the bottom where the lines connect.
Starting from your index finger's Knuckle, that's January. The bottom of the V is February, top of the V (middle finger knuckle) is march. Continue this way until July (top of the V ending on your pinky finger), go back to your index finger knuckle (august) and continue until December.
All months landing on the top of the V's (knuckle) have 31 days. Anything at the bottom of the V has 30 days, with the exception of February.
Awesome, eh?
1) even though the kids think it was anonymous, any teacher would know the handwriting of every student in her class, making this experiment a little more interesting for her, since she could determine which kids arentrying what, etc.
And, get ready to have your minds blown:
2) to determine which months in the year have 31 days and which have 30, hold up your hand and make a fist. Look at the back of your hand and imagine 3 'V's, using your knuckles as the upper peaks, and using your hand as the bottom where the lines connect.
Starting from your index finger's Knuckle, that's January. The bottom of the V is February, top of the V (middle finger knuckle) is march. Continue this way until July (top of the V ending on your pinky finger), go back to your index finger knuckle (august) and continue until December.
All months landing on the top of the V's (knuckle) have 31 days. Anything at the bottom of the V has 30 days, with the exception of February.
Awesome, eh?
That's a much better description of what I was trying to say lol
...All I could think about was "How can I slip cyanide into their milk whilst they are not looking" for spelling errors. I can understand spelling errors, but with simple words like 'girl'? No, just no.
Then again, I want to kill every child these days. Except my little baby sister. I'll make sure she won't get to that stage. I'm going to teach her the 'Birds and the Bees' if I have to, just to avoid that.
Then again, I want to kill every child these days. Except my little baby sister. I'll make sure she won't get to that stage. I'm going to teach her the 'Birds and the Bees' if I have to, just to avoid that.
Battersea Power Station
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Can you, uh, clarify that you're joking about poisoning and otherwise hurting children?
ReturnOfTheRAT
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I'm a grown man and I demand some answers.
Rentahamster
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That writing is atrocious.
Uh huh. Might want to reconsider some of that post.
phillipgessert
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You know your chosen forum has pretty young users when they can't resist a chance to prove how grown up they were in the seventh grade. Impressive, Doogie, you knew about boners.
Can a 20 year old man gain access to a Primary School, carrying illegal substances and won't get kicked out within 5 minutes? Either way, yes, it is a joke.
I've heard it has happened at my University. The excuse, though, is that the University has a high amount of students with dyslexia, hence the spelling errors of that scale.
I saw some in a presentation and... good god, the spelling.
Yeah man, we are so impressive when we were 12 that we could even spell the word 'girl'. Amazing isn't it?
Vulcano's assistant
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These kids are trolling.
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