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[speculawyer]

How the fuck did they have enough data to do such a study?!?

 

[Trigger Warning]

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[i_am_ben]

isn't there a gaffer who had sex with an animal?

 

[jaxword]

isn't there a gaffer who had sex with an animal?

That's a rude way to talk about the "Show off your GF/Fiance/Wife/Lover" thread.

 

[Laughing Banana]

Of all the things I don't understand WHY humans would do, having sex with animals is sitting very high at the list.

 

[Drkirby]

Of all the things I don't understand WHY humans would do, having sex with animals is sitting very high at the list.

People that are either lonely or kinky.

 

[Boss Doggie]

Wait... what?

EDIT: I'm "what"-ing on the stuff - since it's implied you'll have problems when you did interspecies.

 

[Aselith]

This is only from full intercourse, right? Not if they lick it off for you?

 

[Red_Man]

How is this not the headline?

 

[Timedog]

35 percent of rural Brazilian men have had sex with animals??? Did jacking off somehow get old?

Also, this make me even more paranoid about having sex. I don't want to do it with some girl who has done weird things to her vagina, and then get my dick contaminated with some weird shit science doesn't know about yet.


[Q&A: Discoverer of Dead Gay Duck Sex] <----Whatever that reference is makes me strongly question reality itself.

Spoiler

Rainbow Dash is the hottest pony.

 

[FreeMufasa]

How do you know this?

His best friend was there and told everyone in class once they had a fight. He even admitted it without any pressure. But the kid was mental. Last I heard he chopped of 2 of his fingers a few years ago.

 

[The Frankman]

Well penile cancer seems like a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-d outcome.

 

[Timedog]

I kind of wish I could legally change my name to "Q&A: Discoverer of Dead Gay Duck Sex"

 

[Drkirby]

Timedog, you won the vote, you are legally require to keep your old Avatar now. It says so in the fine print.

 

[Timedog]

Timedog, you won the vote, you are legally require to keep your old Avatar now. It says so in the fine print.

I had an avatar bet before the poll thing happened, but I changed back to normal avatar in case I was permabanned, as I didn't want to be stuck with something embarassing like this. Now I got like 24 days left with this thing .

Spoiler

I actually like it.

 

[jaxword]

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Also, this make me even more paranoid about having sex. I don't want to do it with some girl who has done weird things to her vagina, and then get my dick contaminated with some weird shit science doesn't know about yet.

I, too, use this excusereason when I explain why I'm still a virgin at 37.

 

[Drazgul]

35 percent of rural Brazilian men have had sex with animals??? Did jacking off somehow get old?

Probably common there, just like in rural Columbia:

http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-sex/asses-of-the-caribbean (not very SFW of course)

 

[Pimpbaa]

Too bad it isn't a 100% chance of getting cancer.

 

[Timedog]

I, too, use this excusereason when I explain why I'm still a virgin at 37.

Getting laid is boring.

 

[methane47]

Smegma, the white secretion that collects around the glans of the penis in uncircumcised men,

Wash your penis omg... that simple.

 

[ScOULaris]

It's worth the risk. Animals are freakier in bed.

 

[samus i am]

Has someone from Brasil reported in? Why the fuck are you guys fucking so many animals?

 

[EatChildren]

I'm not sure where human ponies fall in all of this.

 

[Steelrain]

Someone should tell Beastforum

Wha.........!!!

 

[Spire]

Still worth it, IMO.

 

[okdakor]

Calling BS on this. A cat would explode.

 

[MilesWebber]

Ruh roh.

 

[NeonZ]

Has someone from Brasil reported in? Why the fuck are you guys fucking so many animals?

I don't think you'll get GAF user from Brazil's rural areas. I'm Brazilian, and actually live in a small city, but I had never heard about this... situation... before. So, it's probably something strictly limited to small communities in farms and other areas strictly out of cities.

 

[sixteen-bit]

Aren't humans animals?

 

[How About No]

isn't there a gaffer who had sex with an animal?

Well there was that creepy dude with the obese Donald Duck looking through a keyhole avatar.

I'm not sure where human ponies fall in all of this.

They just have syphilis.

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

Jeez, I can't believe people has some kind of sexual infatuation with animals (exlcuding humans).

I wonder whats next, masturbating with your hand causes cancer?

Spoiler

(oh gawd no)

 

[Deleted member 81567]

This has got to be distressing news for Lamar Odom.

 

[Timedog]

isn't there a gaffer who had sex with an animal?

Tarazet made some questionable posts about him and his cat/s, and is an admitted furry.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I'm not sure where human ponies fall in all of this.

The danger and uncertainty just makes them better!

 

[Dan Yo]

People that are either lonely or kinky.

Or had an experience as a child that caused them to have a preference for animals. As is the case for all sexual preferences and fetishes.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

As is the case for all sexual preferences and fetishes.

Really?

 

[Parch]

Some threads are custom made for puns.
This thread wins.

 

[FlyingTeacup]

The danger and uncertainty just makes them better!

from personal experience?

 

[Acerac]

Really?

 

[CHEEZMO™]

from personal experience?

I often have sex with cartoon human representations of animated ponies from a children's cartoon, yes.

Edit: Naughty Acerac.

 

[Pandaman]

Or had an experience as a child that caused them to have a preference for animals. As is the case for all sexual preferences and fetishes.

that's quite a thing to say.

 

[Ferrio]

isn't there a gaffer who had sex with an animal?

Long long time ago (7-8 years ago) we had a prominent forum member that would fuck his pet snakes.

 

[FlyingTeacup]

I often have sex with cartoon human representations of animated ponies from a children's cartoon, yes.

Edit: Naughty Acerac.

what???

Long long time ago (7-8 years ago) we had a prominent forum member that would fuck his pet snakes.

what??? what???

 

[jmdajr]

let that be a lesson

 

[JumpingTheGun]

Long long time ago (7-8 years ago) we had a prominent forum member that would fuck his pet snakes.

 

[Pandaman]

Well, snakes can dislocate their jaws.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Long long time ago (7-8 years ago) we had a prominent forum member that would fuck his pet snakes.

 

[JumpingTheGun]

Well, snakes can dislocate their jaws.

That would mean he was getting BJ's from snakes, not outright fucking them.

 

[VPhys]

Why would anyone want to have sex with an animal anyway.

The same reason men stick their dicks in vacuum hoses, apple pies, melons, real dolls, flesh lights, etc.

 

[okdakor]

Or had an experience as a child that caused them to have a preference for animals.