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[Imm0rt4l]

Some dude in my high school had sex with his cat. He developed these huge lumps on his face shortly after. They looked like over grown pimples. Not even a joke.

wait, so he bragged about having sex with his cat?

 

[CHEEZMO™]

The one with the glasses reminds me of Keyvan Novak.

 

[bengraven]

Long long time ago (7-8 years ago) we had a prominent forum member that would fuck his pet snakes.

 

[Ferrio]

what???



what??? what???

http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/internet_porn_08-29-2000.htm

His name was boa constrictor.


Goodcow has a bunch of archives of classic gaf

http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive.htm

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I'm guessing "joke character".

 

[Ferrio]

I'm guessing "joke character".

If it makes you feel better sure you can pretend.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

If it makes you feel better sure you can pretend.

I don't care either way.

It's just what and how he writes + the name comes across as too ridiculous or something.
I dunno.

 

[Flo]

http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/internet_porn_08-29-2000.htm

His name was boa constrictor.


Goodcow has a bunch of archives of classic gaf

http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive.htm

Lots of snake names in there..

 

[bengraven]

God damn @ those signatures.

Thankfully that was removed.

 

[TommyT]

whale fuck.

Would have been better...

 

[Boss Doggie]

^hot Skitty on Wailord action?

 

[Timedog]

Where'd you get video of me and my dad?

 

[Puddles]

Jesus Christ at beastforums.

I knew I shouldn't have clicked on that, but wow.

 

[AbsoluteZero]

Jesus Christ at beastforums.

I knew I shouldn't have clicked on that, but wow.

Congratulations, you've been entered into the FBI's database.

 

[Puddles]

A few months ago I did a lot of research into how to construct a mini-nuke for a short story I was writing, so I'm probably already in their database.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Someone should tell Beastforum

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[Cow Mengde]

Ok, but what about with Zebra Queen? She won't give me cancer, right?

 

[Xcellere]

Someone should tell Beastforum

 

[Cow Mengde]

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What. The. Fuck.

 

[Josh7289]

http://i.imgur.com/3uMOb.png

Hooooooooooly fuck this exists. I am disgusted.

 

[Dennis]

 

[Aku-Audi]

So is "full knot" the equivalent to "balls deep"?

 

[trickstar]

NSFW? Clercks II

 

[°°ToMmY°°]

Someone go and check the answers to the penile cancer on the forum. I'm too scared to do that myself.

 

[Pandaman]

Someone go and check the answers to the penile cancer on the forum. I'm too scared to do that myself.

its what you would expect, denial, humour, not-giving-a-fuck.

OMG that sounds so stupid even to my blonde brain

true zoos wouldnt hurt animals...

Typical moronic shit.

This person joined yesterday and this post suggests to me that he is a non believer and therefore a time waster spouting utter nonsense. Ciggarettes causes Cancer but that doesn't stop people from smoking does it?

Must read what other threads he has commented too to get a better picture of the person. He's doing well with 7 posts in a day of joining. It's taken me quite sometime to add my comments to any.

Very sceptical about this person

What a load of crap. That's about all I can really think to say on this right now.

There isn´t nothing scientist in that article. There wasn´t a scientisct experiment

Don't you all see? This isn't cancer, it's evolution! What separates us as lovers from our canine counterparts? A knot, of course! Those aren't tumors, it's the body responding to her lovely little muffin!

I'll die doin' what I love!!

I'll probably get cancer from reading this bs.

 

[RPGCrazied]

Anyone having sex with animals is just messed up and gross, and should seek professional help immediately. But thats just me.

 

[Shogmaster]

its what you would expect, denial, humour, not-giving-a-fuck.

Reminds me of certain gaming threads... *runs*

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Someone go and check the answers to the penile cancer on the forum. I'm too scared to do that myself.

People calling bullshit. But then again, half this thread is doing the same so that's nothing of note.

What I took away was that place has some shitty-ass, obnoxious signatures. Jeez!

Edit: Some people questioning whether the OP of that thread is a troll.

Led to this:

Oh :lol smiley, how I miss thee.

 

[Ferrio]

Don't you all see? This isn't cancer, it's evolution! What separates us as lovers from our canine counterparts? A knot, of course! Those aren't tumors, it's the body responding to her lovely little muffin!

Wow... this guy is... wow.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Wow... this guy is... wow.

Why did you cut off the rest of the quote:

And it's telling you to FUCK DOGS MORE! Yeah!

Or maybe it is cancer, but who gives a shit.

?

 

[Cipherr]

[/IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3uMOb.png[/IMG]

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FUCK YOU for that. Wow, that is freaking gross.

 

[Pandaman]

Why did you cut off the rest of the quote:

its funnier if gaf gets it out of context.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

its funnier if gaf gets it out of context.

I know, but I wanted to be a dick.

 

[Azure J]

Why in God's name did I step in here and read page 2... I could have left when it was all jokes and shit.

My brain, it needs the bleaching.

 

[scar tissue]

Men who had sex with animals also reported a higher incidence of sexually transmitted diseases.

Having mucous membrane contact with animals gives you diseases? Consider me shocked.

God damn zoophiles should all be locked away.

 

[Puddles]

They should just be put down.

 

[dacuk]

Goodcow has a bunch of archives of classic gaf

http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive.htm

Thanks for a new bookmark!

 

[CHEEZMO™]

They should just be put down.

A little extreme.

 

[scar tissue]

A little extreme.

Says the furry?

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kidding...or am I?

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Says the furry?

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kidding...or am I?

Maybe I'm just a little sour about executing the mentally ill, I dunno.

 

[scar tissue]

Maybe I'm just a little sour about executing the mentally ill, I dunno.

Yeah, I'm not in favor of the death penalty for anyone, either.
Since I've heard about Norwegian (or was it Finnish, Swedish? something like that) prisons with their low percentage of repeated offenders, I'm not even pro incarcerating people in dark dungeons and letting them rot.

 

[Puddles]

Those Norwegian/Swedish/whatever style prisons are good and well for people who are in for shit like armed robbery, kidnapping, assault, or whatnot, but I draw the line at fucking animals and being a fan of MLP.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Those Norwegian/Swedish/whatever style prisons are good and well for people who are in for shit like armed robbery, kidnapping, assault, or whatnot, but I draw the line at fucking animals and being a fan of MLP.

What if they only fuck animals?

 

[Salvor.Hardin]

Just caught this on reddit and laughed. Made by a gaffer maybe?

 

[Kurtofan]

its what you would expect, denial, humour, not-giving-a-fuck.

Fuck this planet.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Fuck this planet.

I'm sure there's a name for those that want to, haw haw.

 

[mavs]

Probably common there, just like in rural Columbia:

http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-sex/asses-of-the-caribbean (not very SFW of course)

 

[samus i am]

Welp, my day is ruined.

 

[Pandaman]

I'm sure there's a name for those that want to, haw haw.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geophilic might be the closest thing nonsexual.

i propose gaiaphile.

 

[Acerac]

http://i.imgur.com/3uMOb.png[IMG]

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The over 55 age group seems surprisingly active in all this.