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[Chittagong]

Super Bowl: Shakira and Jennifer Lopez to perform - BBC News

The concert will be the first to be produced by Roc Nation, Jay Z's entertainment company.

www.bbc.com

 

[Foamy]

It's going to be spanktacular.

 

[brap]

I feel like this should've happened years ago.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Imagine being in bed with these two sexy mamacitas and letting them sit on you so you can lick their cute little Latino buttholes....hmmmm YUMMY!

 

[Tesseract]

i hope they fuck

 

[Stouffers]

Another ass halftime show.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

 

[highrider]

Beats man of the lame woods Justin.

 

[Sub_Level]

Latin night always was my favorite.

 

[Trojita]

Imagine being in bed with these two sexy mamacitas and letting them sit on you so you can lick their cute little Latino buttholes....hmmmm YUMMY!

You what mate?

 

[#Phonepunk#]

skipped the Maroon 5 Super Bowl but gottdayum i am watching this one

 

[Soltype]

 

[slugbahr]

I feel like this should've happened every year.

Fixed

 

[StreetsofBeige]

First time show I'll watch in a decade.

 

[MayauMiao]

Isn't she like 50 now? She probably need titanium hips to do that.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Isn't she like 50 now? She probably need titanium hips to do that.

I watched a film called hustlers, the other week. Which is about strippers drugging dudes. 50 year old J lo does some stripping and pole dancing. She looks pretty hot for 50.

 

[MayauMiao]

I watched a film called hustlers, the other week. Which is about strippers drugging dudes. 50 year old J lo does some stripping and pole dancing. She looks pretty hot for 50.

Hollywood could have use CGI and deepfakes to make her look hot. I guess we'll have to wait till Super Bowl.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Hollywood could have use CGI and deepfakes to make her look hot. I guess we'll have to wait till Super Bowl.

Even if they did, she had some genuine strength and muscle definition, not to mention a crazy good set of tits, when she was pole dancing.

 

[Chittagong]

Hollywood could have use CGI and deepfakes to make her look hot. I guess we'll have to wait till Super Bowl.

no CGI required

 

[LegendOfKage]

Neither of these women are even close to the level of Gloria Estefan.

 

[Bullet Club]

Neither of these women are even close to the level of Gloria Estefan.

 

[brap]

boobs

 

[Bullet Club]

J-Lo's best song:

boobs

 

[womfalcs3]

More babies will be conceived after halftime than ever before.

 

[natjjohn]

How was the following not already posted:

 

[bucyou]

lol thought jayz was gonna bring the big hitters

 

[eddie4]

lol thought jayz was gonna bring the big hitters

his lips? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[highrider]

Isn't she like 50 now? She probably need titanium hips to do that.

Im 52 and can run circles around most younger people. Conditioning/lifestyle/genetics. There’s hot women in their 50s everywhere.

 

[LOLCats]

How was the following not already posted:

because its gross and stupid?

 

[demigod]

How was the following not already posted:

is there a story behind this?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I wonder if they will twerk in tandem to appeal to the kiddos

I actually like Shakira a lot. “Si Ti Vas” and “Ciego Sordomuda” are great songs. I also kind dig her live rendition of Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters.”

 

[EverydayBeast]

This will be a showcase, hope it lives up to the hype.

 

[DeepEnigma]

So this is the current entertainment face of the illuminati performance ritual?

I guess it’s a slight stalemate as they groom the up and comers.



Would so not say no to Shakira that spicy Colombiana

 

[John Day]

Isn't she like 50 now? She probably need titanium hips to do that.

She’s still way beautiful and at full strenght at her age, she has aged very well.

Not missing this show!

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Man I don't even watch soccer
how come people still watch this and why is the halftime show always "news"?
MOM GET THE CHICKEN TENDIES

 

[brap]

Man I don't even watch soccer
how come people still watch this and why is the halftime show always "news"?
MOM GET THE CHICKEN TENDIES

Guess we know what you look like now

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Guess we know what you look like now

Try again dumb frogposter

 

[Torrent of Pork]

I remember a few years ago when the unbelievably sober Axel Rose finished the AC/DC tour due to Brian Johnson's medical issues right after the Guns & Roses reunion tour. I thought it would be a perfect opportunity for GnR to do the half-time show, and then have the AC/DC crew come out and do the last 10 minutes of AC/DC songs. That year they announced Bruno Mars as the half-time show.

Fuck my generation.

 

[brap]

Try again dumb frogposter

Somebody let the ADL know that SLoWMoTIoN formerly Whataburger from neogaf.com is currently sporting a bowl cut because he is a white supremacist.

 

[Foamy]

*prays

"Please god If there's ever going to be a wardrobe malfunction during the halftime show again, please, please, please let it be this one".

 

[Manus]

You know he just has to show up with these two. Especially in Miami.

 

[caffeware]

How was the following not already posted:

 

[raduque]

You know he just has to show up with these two. Especially in Miami.

Dalé!

 

[John Day]

Dalé!

Mi heroe, el gran Pitbull