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So I just learned pornography is illegal in South Korea

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Kinitari

Black Canada Mafia
Why do you even need porn in SK? You go out at night, put forth minimal effort and you can get laid. It's not difficult in Korea. Add curiosity because you are a foreigner, which makes cross cultural coitus and even less daunting hurdle.

Just don't double dip in the 된장 at the 포장마차 so to speak. (Neighborhood bike reference)

Hey, i can get laid pretty easy here, but sometimes i just want to watch some black guy rail a bunch of girls in the comfort of my computer chair.
 
Who needs porn in SK when it's perfectly fine to fap to gals when they're fully clothed

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SK girls bring the hotness!
 

genjiZERO

Member
That explains the lack of korean porn, what about all the amateur porn on the net?

Yeah I always wondered about this. It's such a shame too.

These are Christian religious group at their heart, so blame traveling American evangelicals who are trying to heal the world from sin.

Blame Scottish missionaries. It was a Scot who translated the bible in Korea and Presbyterianism is the poison of choice there. The Americans just took the relay baton from us and kept running. It's eventually going to destroy Korea.

I understand it's a historical reaction against Japanese colonialism as well. Since Japan attempted to assert State Shintoism as the official religion Koreans overcompensated by being open to Western Christian influence following WW2 and the Korean War.

I will say this, in my experience, traditional/Confuso-Buddhist Koreans are 100% more friendly than Christian ones.
 
While that's extreme, they loosely have the right idea. The idea being the discouragement of the fetishization of underage girls. Though perhaps they do that in response to Japan.

What? Who cares, they fetishize teens, 16+, how is that wrong again? It's not like the second they turn 18, they become attractive. School girl porn doesn't even fetishize kids, only teens, and again, how and why should it be discouraged?
 

ChiTownBuffalo

Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
K Pop fans ruin everything.
 

Verendus

Banned
Who needs porn in SK when it's perfectly fine to fap to gals when they're fully clothed

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SK girls bring the hotness!
Uh, all of these girls are mediocre. And two of them look like teenagers. I just googled "beautiful South Korean women" and there are pictures of much more attractive women. And this is what you bring to the table? You disappoint life.
 

Vic

Please help me with my bad english
Your imagination is the ultimate porn machine
While K-Pop gals are quite nice to look at, the image they're projecting in general is way, way too clean. Makes it difficult to imagine them in pornographic scenarios.
 

genjiZERO

Member
While K-Pop gals are quite pretty to look at, the image they're projecting in general is way, way too clean. Makes it difficult to imagine them in pornographic scenarios.

Yeah if they finally get proper KAV it won't be these nice pop stars it'll be the dregs of society with daddy issues and fucked up family lives like in every other country.
 
The US had 15 states with Sodomy Laws up until 2003, making oral and anal sex illegal.

To be fair, those laws were deemed unconstitutional by the Supreme Court in 1994, and had not been seriously enforced for decades leading up to that. I think... Lawrence v. Texas? Don't hold me to that, lol.

Also, I've been watching Korean movies, and they watch porn/talk about it openly all the time in those movies. *Shrugs* Maybe it's just illegal to produce it there, but not illegal to consume it?
 
Uh, all of these girls are mediocre. And two of them look like teenagers. I just googled "beautiful South Korean women" and there are pictures of much more attractive women. And this is what you bring to the table? You disappoint life.

So essentially...sharp knees...right?
 

ChiTownBuffalo

Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
So essentially...sharp knees...right?

No. They just aren't attractive and K-pop fans have terrible taste in women.

Low bar on the aspiration fantasies.
 
my friend is living there right now and i hade to send him some silicone based lube in a care package because that shit is nonexistent there. He needs to take a boat over to japan to get his gf a vibe.
 

ahoyhoy

Unconfirmed Member
Also, I've been watching Korean movies, and they watch porn/talk about it openly all the time in those movies. *Shrugs* Maybe it's just illegal to produce it there, but not illegal to consume it?

Movies/TV shows in the West reference smoking pot/underage drinking all the time. Perhaps it's a similar "look the other way" mentality?
 

Seanspeed

Banned
Why do you even need porn in SK? You go out at night, put forth minimal effort and you can get laid. It's not difficult in Korea. Add curiosity because you are a foreigner, which makes cross cultural coitus and even less daunting hurdle.

Just don't double dip in the 된장 at the 포장마차 so to speak. (Neighborhood bike reference)
People can get laid everywhere. Thats not the point.

Sexual repression is almost always a bad idea.
 
Not to defend the views of the posters you've quoted, but not everybody shares your taste in women.

The thing is we're talking about porn and I just find it odd that even if these ladies were deemed "mediocre" that it's not worth getting it up and fapping to any one of them in a full on 4-girl-1-guy hardcore scene.

Sexual repression is almost always a bad idea.

The upside is kinkier sex
 

faridmon

Member
Sex is easy in Korea anyway, from what I have heard, so you don't need Porn.

Iceland however, oh man...

Uh, all of these girls are mediocre. And two of them look like teenagers. I just googled "beautiful South Korean women" and there are pictures of much more attractive women. And this is what you bring to the table? You disappoint life.
Dude....
You must hate life. Korean chicks are hot.
 

i-Lo

Member
Hasn't sexual crime rates dropped with proliferation of porn?

After all the good stuff I've heard about SK this sounds like a step backward. Guess you can't have'em all.

Sex is easy in Korea anyway, from what I have heard, so you don't need Porn.

Iceland however, oh man...

What's with Iceland?
 
I'm pretty sure the right idea is to not let actual children be harmed. Arresting people for playing make believe is the very definition of thought crime.
Yuuuup.

Let's not try to arrest people who've done no harm just because they're "icky", yeah?

I mean, not only is it completely wasteful (seriously, you have to jail and keep these people alive while they're completely incapable of doing anything to contribute to society), there's absolutely no guarantee that they would actually do anything harmful to fulfill their desires. Most people possess a sense of self-preservation and empathy that prevents them from doing such things. It's the rare few that don't that we should be concerned about.
 

Rapstah

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This might as well be the thread to ask: is Japanese porn censored for legal reasons or because people are so used to it that it turns people on more than uncensored porn?
 

totowhoa

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This might as well be the thread to ask: is Japanese porn censored for legal reasons or because people are so used to it that it turns people on more than uncensored porn?[/QUOTE]

What?? Legal reasons.
 

blackflag

Member
I don't know it's legal status but when I was stationed at Osan, there was a club right outside the base called the bat cave. Girls would be um doing things with eggplants and cucumbers and um other stuff. There were a few bars like that there.

I do think they eventually got in trouble and had to clean it USA little. These weren't even strip clubs.
 

Rentahamster

Rodent Whores
I'm not gonna get arrested at customs for bringing in a small "personal massager" to Korea, am I?

Sometimes my muscles get sore, ya know.
 
A lot of pornographers have found themselves in Jail in Thailand for shooting over there. Not many of them realize it's illegal there too.
 
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