off topic, but I don't get the hate for the last 2 dark tower books - I love them!
Under the dome has been is best work in recent years. I haven't read his new one yet but I'm not a fan of his non-paranormal fiction. I know there's a time travel aspect to the new book but the description didn't grab me.
You guys should do the sex scene in The Stand where that one guy is ana.lly penetrated by the barrel of a loaded pistol
Man... Stephen King is weird.
Would it help if you knew Derry was in the new one?
Only if it's a big focus and not just "Oh hey they probably want me to put this shit in here"
Believe me, I'm down for doing more sex scenes with Devo.
To be fair that's pretty much why he does all this stuff now. I guess it's his version of fan service. In this instance, it's really really really really really good fan service.
:lolWe're lucky, actually, that a group of adults, reunited after thirty or forty years, isn't standing around the bed cheering on the sex, to defeat some kind of evil they failed to beat wh-wh-wh-when they were kids.
So, it's all on one of the beams, then?
Not at all that reductive, no, but maybe you should just skip it.
I remember reading one of his short stories were a little kid gets raped by a pedo outside of a library.
Damn, I remember reading that in grade school. The pedo had a hilarious lisp. I guess putting him in a t-shirt that said "HEY HEY IMMA GAY" would be too obvious.
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Devolution you do know I'm trying to imagine how you look like with that voice right? I already know how Timedog looks like and he's one sexy beast.
Devolution is an older black man with cats for a beard. Which is pretty hot.
The fuck..? I don't remember reading that. Was it in the uncut version?
The only Stephen King books i've read were The first Dark Tower volume and Behind a Buick 8 when it came out. Behind a Buick 8 was sufficiently entertaining for me as a 13 year old.
But yea, this guy pumps out novels like a factory so I'm sure he doesn't put much thought into whatever.
It's From a Buick 8 and I really hated that book.
Funny enough I just got past that passage this morning in the book and I thought it was awkward when I read it. Then again most sex scenes in books are fucking awkward to read. I don't think I've read a good one so I can't really fault King. BTW, I'm really enjoying the new book. Definitely one of his best I just hope he doesn't fuck up the ending, but it is King so who am I kidding.
Devolution you do know I'm trying to imagine how you look like with that voice right? I already know how Timedog looks like and he's one sexy beast.
Devolution is an older black man with cats for a beard. Which is pretty hot.
Doesn't matter, had sex.
No, serious, what does this mean? The writing doesn't matter because the characters had sex, and having sex is cool?
Did YOU just have sex, and you're on such a high that you'll read shitty writing?
THIS IS MAKING ME LOSE MY MIND.
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Okay, wait wait wait, so Stephen King wrote a child orgy scene at the end of IT? I just watched the movie, and I remember sewer clown, and clown spider, and all that bullshit. I never read any of his books after watching that movie cause it seemed so stupid. Then this awful sex scene me and Devo audiobook'd, and now child orgy?
My tiny bit of interaction with Stephen King has not shown me anything even remotely good. Maybe I just have a weird cross-section though.
I think it was in the middle of the book. One girl, like six boys.
Weird.