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[NotTheGuyYouKill]

It was near the end actually.

Really? I thought the first half was when they were kids, and then the second half is when they are grown up.

 

[Akkad]

Really? I thought the first half was when they were kids, and then the second half is when they are grown up.

Well, they keep switching back and forth towards the end when they go down to the sewer as adults.

 

[Beaulieu]

I've read IT 10 years ago and it and I remember it was a fuckin awesome book, the best of King I've read (and I've read most of his work).

Dont remember a child orgy whatsoever.

 

[feel]

You earned it GAF

 

[victreeb3l]

GAF, things just got even MORE steamy.

i cant stop laughing, well done you guys lol

 

[StalkerUKCG]

You earned it GAF

Well

 

[EliCash]

Came to say GAF is now like that Seinfeld episode, beaten.

 

[Timedog]

Well, they keep switching back and forth towards the end when they go down to the sewer as adults.

When they were "down to the sewer as adults" sounds so childish. It's not your fault, it's 100% Stephen King's fault.

 

[~Kinggi~]

GAF, things just got even MORE steamy.

 

[iirate]

Don't know why, but this made me lose it. Well done.

 

[Fusebox]

Love Stephen King, but his sex scenes are weak.

If you want something really good to fap to during a horror book Clive Barker is the master. Books of Blood was my childhood pron.

 

[Devolution]

But seriously if GAF knows of more dumb as fuck scenes they want read, I'm down.

 

[I should be doing hw]

Is Dr. Sleep for real, is it a bad attempt at trolling? The premise and title sound so damn lame for it to be serious.

 

[IamMattFox]

Someone read the sex scene from this one. I remember it being awkward- not in the way it was written, but in the clueless middle-aged guy banging down with his rival colleague's hot college aged daughter kind of way.

Do it.

 

[GhaleonEB]

But seriously if GAF knows of more dumb as fuck scenes they want read, I'm down.

Got a copy of his short story The Raft? I think it's in Skeleton Crew. Not the worst written, but certainly the most inexplicable, given the circumstances.

It's one of my favorite King stories, but damn.

 

[TheOddOne]

Devolution is an older black man with cats for a beard. Which is pretty hot.

 

[Timedog]

Whoa is that me when my hair was longer?

 

[lazybones18]

Timedog got one sexy voice going on

 

[adamsappel]

Reread one of John D. MacDonald's Travis McGee mysteries the other day and he writes a pretty good sex scene. Not sexy or titillating, really, but nicely literary.

 

[subversus]

Got a copy of his short story The Raft? I think it's in Skeleton Crew. Not the worst written, but certainly the most inexplicable, given the circumstances.

It's one of my favorite King stories, but damn.

I remember this one. Sex there was appropriate.

 

[neoism]

You earned it GAF

:O

 

[aerts1js]

Despite his inability to write great sex scenes there is NO denying that Stephen King is the fucking man: The Stand, The Shining, Shawshank Redemption, The Body, IT, Green Mile, Dark Tower, Bag of Bones, to name but a few of his excellent stories.

 

[AcridMeat]

"Oh dear, oh my dear, oh my dear dear God, oh sugar!"

YOU'RE MY BUTTERFLY, SUGAR, BABY

 

[BlackGoku03]

Can someone please explain the sex scene with Beverly in IT? I never got that when I read it. Still don't.

 

[bill0527]

I just finished 11/22/63 and I think this award may have been a little harsh. I'll spoiler just in case.

Spoiler

The woman was a virgin. She was southern. It took place in 1961.

The book was excellent. Lots of Easter eggs to some of his previous work and enough detail about the time period to exhaust you.

I don't read romance so I can't objectively judge, but it worked for me in this book. In fact, it made the book for me. If the love story had fallen apart then this entire story would have been in a shambles.

 

[windz]

"Oh dear, oh my dear, oh my dear dear God, oh sugar!"

YOU'RE MY BUTTERFLY, SUGAR, BABY

SUGAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR! That's what I yell during sex. Every time.