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A married 49-year-old substitute teacher was interrupted by Easton police while she was having sex with a 17-year-old boy in the Easton Cemetery earlier this month, police said.

Kelly Aldinger, formerly of Easton was charged with institutional sexual assault Tuesday morning before District Judge Daniel Corpora. Corpora ordered Aldinger held on $50,000 bail pending a hearing scheduled for May 31.

Corpora said he would consider lowering Aldinger's bail after she is interviewed by pretrial services at the prison. Her contract as a temporary substitute at Easton Area High School is terminated through the end of this school year, her attorney, Josh Fulmer, said following her court appearance.

According to court records, Easton police officer Joseph Arredondo was on patrol at 1:06 p.m. May 6 when he spotted a silver Chevrolet Equinox parked in the Easton Cemetery at 401 N. 7th St. Arredondo could see a woman and a male were inside the vehicle having sex, police said.

As an officer questioned her at the cemetery, Aldinger said she was 49 and a substitute teacher at the high school. The boy, 17, said he is a junior at the school, according to court records.

Aldinger said she met the boy several years ago when she was a substitute teacher in his class at Easton Middle School. She said taught at the high school.

Both the boy and Aldinger told police they had been involved in a sexual relationship since the Fall of 2015, when he was 16-years-old, according to court records.

Police said they have been investigating Aldinger's relationship with the boy since May 6 and they have found no other victims.

More at the link:
http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/...rrested-for-sex-with-teen-20160517-story.html

Just reinforces how only terrible things happen in cemeteries.

 

[B-Dubs]

In a what?

 

[KonradLaw]

But why in cemetery?

 

[Robot Pants]

In a what?

Sementery

 

[Stinkles]

In a what?

Semitruck.

 

[Ozigizo]

Did they always meet in the cemetery?

 

[Snkfanatic]

Wow....this is disturbing on so many levels.

 

[wenis]

She buried her career while she was there.

 

[Beartruck]

Looks like she dug her own grave.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

What the fuck.

 

[bjork]

At least it was in a car and not actually on someone's grave, or bent over a headstone or something.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Brings new meaning to boneyard.

 

[Ash735]

Must have been quite a THRILL for hER.


No? No? I'll show myself out.

 

[haxamin]

She made a grave mistake. Now her career's dead. She just had to fuck it up.. So juvenile.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Rocking the cradle to the grave..

 

[Tak3n]

WTF, Hate to say it but obviously not seen the boy but seriously, he could do better!

 

[Kabuki Quantum Lover]

WTF, Hate to say it but obviously not seen the boy but seriously, he could do better!

#stopsubstituteteachershaming

 

[Fluffhead14]

My hometown on GAF!

 

[Dabanton]

Aldinger said she met the boy several years ago when she was a substitute teacher in his class at Easton Middle School. She said taught at the high school.

What a creep she is.

 

[Merc_]

it was a graveyard smash

 

[Gordon Shumway]

My hometown on GAF!

Spoiler

For shame..

 

[Jezbollah]

The Circle of Life.

 

[skynidas]

 

[kiguel182]

What a creep she is.

Yup, super creepy.

Also, apparently that cemetery sees a lot of action because it's a secluded location according to the article.

 

[Hankodank]

I don't thing she has a chance of resurrecting her career after this...

 

[Gordon Shumway]

I don't thing she has a chance of resurrecting her career after this...

 

[mrmickfran]

She buried her career while she was there.

Looks like she dug her own grave.

lol

 

[RiderKairuu]

Teacher's Pet Cemetery.

 

[Parch]

it was a graveyard smash

I vote for this one as winner, but now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Nothin' gets the blood flowin' quite like decomposing bodies and death.

 

[Dark_castle]

Sementery

Too soon.

 

[human5892]

it was a graveyard smash

you're winner

 

[BlueTsunami]

That kid is gonna have a fucked up sex life

it was a graveyard smash

Lmao

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Semitruck.

How did they get in a cement truck?

 

[Guevara]

it was a graveyard smash

lol this killed me

 

[BlueTsunami]

https://youtu.be/xqrxW-pEq3Q

I can't get the lyrics out my head now


I have this mental montage image of a person prepping themselves for sex in a cemetery

 

[Instro]

it was a graveyard smash

If only this had been the first reply.

 

[Strike00]

Wtf man also she's buttugly, wtf was that student thinking unless he was being blackmailed or something.

 

[JimiNutz]

Based on some of the recent hot teachers caught fucking their students, this kid got a bum deal...

 

[FluxWaveZ]

Was really thinking of something completely different than "in a car" when I read "having sex in a cemetery."

 

[davepoobond]

I've heard of paying respects, but this is ridiculous!

 

[VendettaRed07]

.

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

Damn, this thread is gonna be a graveyard soon.

 

[Professor Beef]

I've heard of paying respects, but this is ridiculous!

press f to fuck

Seriously though, this is gross on so many levels.

 

[phanphare]

Brings new meaning to boneyard.

Rocking the cradle to the grave..

after carefully considering all the witty responses you two fine posters have been deemed the winners

please see your closest NeoGAF representative for your prize and thanks for submitting

 

[Orbis Tabula]

There's a lot of good work being done in this thread. You guys can all see me after class for a treat.

 

[Dunkley]

Was really thinking of something completely different than "in a car" when I read "having sex in a cemetery."

Like what?

 

[Askherserenity]

I would be pretty OK having sex in a cemetery.

Just want to make sure this isn't what people are grossed out about.

 

[maquiladora]

What purpose does showing a picture of her serve.

 

[jmdajr]

Spooky