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The greatest hairstyle is the hightop fade

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grow a fro and do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb4ZWRHE5EA

how it looks depends on your hair texture and length. mines always comes out lookin a lil wild

there's some shit from a brand called shea moisture that people use to get it to stay longer or hold the texture a certain way. but i just put some water in my head every morning and go to work. takes like 2 mins tops.

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Yep. Just takes about 5 mins and it looks good. People always asking how I get my hair like that.
 
Yo I don't really care about this debate really I just wanted to post this picture
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Tell me this ain't the cleanest high top you've ever seen?
 
Phil and Lil were poser wannabes. The raddest fucker on the show was Susie, because she was the boss.

And why was she the boss? Because she had a hightop fade in her lineage:

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I literally don't remember this character at all

Did he even do anything?

He was her genius little brother
Oh, that does ring a bell
 
Y'all are so messy in the disagreement over these bad hairstyles at this point. You guys would ruin all the sexiest actors if you were their stylists. Thank god this thread has exclusively unflattering and unpopular hair so that there's a record of what not to do here on GAF to warn others.
 
Y'all are so messy in the disagreement over these bad hairstyles at this point. You guys would ruin all the sexiest actors if you were their stylists. Thank god this thread has exclusively unflattering and unpopular hair so that there's a record of what not to do here on GAF to warn others.
half the people posted in this thread are famous and good-looking
 
I've got this... I stopped caring for the mort part. It looks good out of bed.

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I gotta go get my sides trimmed down tomorrow
 
Guys.

The nazis barely used the undercut, if at all. Most photos show a side part with a low to mid fade. The top usually is not disconnected either. There is more length on top than the sides, but it is visually very different from an undercut.

The disconnected undercut predates the nazis, and can be viewed in photos of 1920's - 1930's american men, though many people feel it was heavily influenced by the french. At those points, some men did in fact cut the side length below enough for a part.
 
Remove the handsome faces and you have a trio of hobos.

The best haircut is actually the Hitler Youth. (If there's a politer name, I don't know what it is.)

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I realize I just posted a bunch of attractive people, but the point is that the cut actually looks sharp on anyone who doesn't have a weird head. Your face doesn't even have to be that great.

I've always called that hair style 'nazi hair'. And I only started noticing that style every where once Boardwalk Empire started and Jimmy had that kind of hair. I majorly dislike it.

There is no universally best haircut. Some styles just fit different faces and builds better than others.
 
I had a disconnected undercut in the early 90's(with the top very long). I don't mind how popular it is because it's a look that does flatter a lot of people. You can always do something unique with the top. I tried growing the Nazareth a few years back since I had it during my twenties but it just looked weird on me now so I went with the undercut and have kept it for awhile now.
 
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