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The greatest hairstyle is the hightop fade

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The actual best hairstyle ever. Impatiently waiting as mine continues to grow.

Looks like a bunch of cheetos...

(I'm not saying that's good or bad)
 
Mines is more like a pompadour, but I agree op. When I got my hair cut after having a afro for like a decade, and seeing the glorious high top, I almost cried and my butthole twitched a little at its magnificence.
 
Remove the handsome faces and you have a trio of hobos.

The best haircut is actually the Hitler Youth. (If there's a politer name, I don't know what it is.)

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I realize I just posted a bunch of attractive people, but the point is that the cut actually looks sharp on anyone who doesn't have a weird head. Your face doesn't even have to be that great.

More like Staline Youth

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This thread just makes me even more envious of black people's good hair.

I'm balding (and not a good balding.. got the thinning/ring thing going on) so I just shave my head (0 or 1 guard) because I don't like the shiny skull. Oh well, that's life. Great thing is I do not need to buy product for my hair nor even touch it with a comb.

My magnificent beard however is another tale.
 
I've had the mop top (famous beatles hair style) for most of my life since a kid and until now, except a few years ago where I grew my hair out for 2 years. It's always been my go-to. My hair is too heavy/thick to do a lot of the hairstyles in this thread, it just won't work. It's actually a nickname many people who have known me for a long time call me sometimes, my dad started calling me "mop top" when I was a kid which my friends heard him say, etc. Also had a comb back (I think that's what you call it) for a little while.

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Are you serious?

Why is it racist? Just because it contains the word Hitler? Or it's name is taken from a racist organisation? These things don't make it racist.

My mistake, styling yourself after nazis isn't messed up at all. You're right. If you want to post My Little Hitler Ponies it's cool.




Still looks dumb.


Everyone with a shaved head is trying to look like Mussolini. Even lack of hair is fascist. Just can't win.

Are you calling your shaved head the "Black Shirt Buzz"?
 
I am dead fucking serious. Ever since I was a little kid, I wished I could rock a hightop fad (my hair is long and wavy, not hightop fade material). I have been ecstatic that it appears to be making a comeback. Without hyperbole, I think the hightop fade is the best hairstyle, period. Look at this shit:

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hairstyle of the gods.

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I find that hi top fades look silly most of the time. Only Big Daddy Kane really rocked it to me, also black men should know that only Mr. T can rock a mohawk.

ITT: a preview of Angelus' future avatars.

lol.

For me I fucking with dreads right now, but for shame on the lack of braids in here. A chick with some braids does things to me. Not any braids though. Box braids are killer on women that are already beautiful to begin with. Conrows too. Pandora from Baby Boy definitely rocked the rows.

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Afros are on the same tier for me.

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I like this twist out too.
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I might rock it next after these dreads get tired.
 
My mistake, styling yourself after nazis isn't messed up at all. You're right. If you want to post My Little Hitler Ponies it's cool.




Still looks dumb.




Are you calling your shaved head the "Black Shirt Buzz"?

Did you know the nazis drank water and slept at night? And no, the nazis didn't invent the undercut.
In any case, the undercut looks far better than a stupid flat top. Please don't wear a haircut like that. Although really, you can have the shittiest haircut but if your face is good enough it won't make you unnatractive.
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