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The greatest hairstyle is the hightop fade

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You really really need to be thin and good looking to pull this off tho.
 
Did you know the nazis drank water and slept at night? And no, the nazis didn't invent the undercut.
In any case, the undercut looks far better than a stupid flat top. Please don't wear a haircut like that. Although really, you can have the shittiest haircut but if your face is good enough it won't make you unnatractive.

Do you call water "Hitler Water" and sleeping "Hitler Sleeping"?

And it still looks stupid no matter what you call it.
 
Can we all agree that receding hairline styles are the worst no matter what tho
 
To much maintenance and probably looks bad after a week of growing out.

The look isn't bad though. I want a hat that will do the same thing.
 
Personally? I love messy-unemployed-Samurai look. fuck man does it look awesome. But like the Nazereth you have to be incredible handsome to make it look good.


Beckham did it well. Half, full, and even double bun. The guy looks amazing. Seriously. He could walk around with a plastic Katana and he still would look super cool.






Others:


more guys with buns: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/19/man-buns-instagram_n_6904906.html





Look guys. Samurais are fucking awesome. Samurai-look is like capes and eye patches. It's universally cool, but you need to have a lot of swagger and confidence to pull it off. And you cant have puffy cheeks. It looks weird if you got a butter face (as I sort of have).
 
Do you call water "Hitler Water" and sleeping "Hitler Sleeping"?

And it still looks stupid no matter what you call it.

That's a good point, actually. Hitler did ruin the roman salute, the swastika, the toothbrush moustache.
Although the undercut wasn't really dubbed after Hitler, it was named after Hitler Youth.
 
Please stop posting Nathalie Emmanuel and Esperanza Spalding in this thread. I need this job. Getting caught doing inappropriate things at my desk again wouldn't be a good look for me.
 
It does look great on the first 2 guys. Not so much on the rest, the look is ruined when it seems like the hair is going to topple down to one side. It needs to follow the natural angles of the individual's head and face, not just be a straight cube on someone's head
 
Yo I don't really care about this debate really I just wanted to post this picture
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Tell me this ain't the cleanest high top you've ever seen?
"What you want?"

"Hook me up with that fresh out the package BIC mechanical pencil eraser fam."

"Done"
 
I've never even heard it referred to as a "Hitler" or "Nazi" haircut other than as a dumb joke. Everyone calls it an undercut.
 
Had the flat top from 4th to 7th grade, that was a year too long. When people I used to make fun of started to clown on me hard that's when I knew it had to go. Never again.
 
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