SouthernDragon
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what the fuck, man
someone, quickly, fund him
someone, quickly, fund him
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The hero GAF deserves: GAFman
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Vulcano's assistant
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DonMigs85 said:
In those time the Electronic Avengers had no resemblance with what they are today. The old Bioware was a young lad who fought alone. Most of the powerful members of the present were not born yet.
KeeSomething said:
Pretty good. Instead of Old Gaf, the previous city that failed should be Gamefaqs. It has long since descended into lawless anarchy. That is when when Neo Gaf City was founded, Bish created the Ban Hammer for his chosen champions, to use to keep order.
Hmmm... if we are going the GAFman and Master Race are brother/rivals/former partners/etc route, then should Master Race have a ban hammer of his own?
Callibretto
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There's only one hammer, master race tried to wield it but deemed unworthy. Gafman is considered worthy because he repressent all of gaf member, including master race. Gafman doesn't hate master race, he tried to make him get along with the rest of gafPBalfredo said:
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DonMigs85 said:
If we venture with various companies, there should be a epic battle against Activision.
KeeSomething
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I was thinking that the Banhammer is found in some ancient ruin/temple of Neo Gaf. It's the hammer of legend, kinda like how the Master Sword is thought of in Zelda.PBalfredo said:
GAFman gets to the Banhammer first, making him the chosen protector of Neo Gaf. Master Race is tired of feeling below his comrad... if only he had that Banhammer! This envy becomes hate, but it's a complicated kind of hate because he doesn't really hate GAFman, he just hates how he feels below him. This is where Master Race vanishes for years, and returns as the leader of the PC Gamers--an elite group of warriors who own computers more powerful than any console.
Perhaps the Banhammer once belonged to Bish? And I like your idea of Old Gaf being GameFAQs. Maybe Banhammer was once the protector of that city before... something happened and he pulled out. Now, years later, he sends his two best men to preotect NeoGaf. He watches over them, but refuses to interfer since he feels as if he's done enough... Maybe he was responsible for the fall of GameFaqs?
VariantX04
Loser slave of the system :(
Incredible thread. Holy shit.
Someone draw Grammar Nazi! I would of but i dont have the time
Someone draw Grammar Nazi! I would of but i dont have the time
Lionel Mandrake
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ultim8p00 said:
I kind of like the idea that maybe Master Race and The Peasant are two villains with opposing ideals. The Peasant is a Che Guevera, man of the people kind of figure, and as such could have a huge army of fanboys. He could use guerrilla warfare and try to achieve domination through a grassroots style. Master Race, on the other hand, would have been once a friend of The Peasant until he became obsessed with bettering himself and striving towards immortality.
The Peasant could have strong points in appealing to the masses, but also being a bit naive and overzealous of his abilities.
Master Race would be a more powerful, totalitarian figure, but has made himself so "elite" that he has separated himself from humanity, and is slowly losing touch with reality.
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Mista Koo said:How did I miss this thread? So full of win.
My contribution:
Meet the sidekick, Junior:
His super powers? None :lol. Wait he can fly, but just like Tails in Sonic 2 he only flies to catch up with you or piss you off (he can't fly when he wants to).
Your guy was so cute I made one too:
mocolostrocolos
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First Name said:Your guy was so cute I made one too:
Haha, perfect.
Reminds me in some way of Steve Smith.
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God damnit neither can I.Plywood said:
Lionel Mandrake
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I see Junior as a Kenny-style character.
Junior: "Don't worry, GAF-Man! I'll save y-..." *Gets vaporized, leaving a charred skeleton which quickly crumbles*
Master Race: *Lowers smoking hand, energy dissipating* "How many times have I killed your sidekick now, GAF-Man?"
GAF-Man: "Four? I don't know. I've really been going through them. Last couple of weeks I've just been hiring kids out of the fan club. You would not believe the lawsuits I'm facing."
Junior: "Don't worry, GAF-Man! I'll save y-..." *Gets vaporized, leaving a charred skeleton which quickly crumbles*
Master Race: *Lowers smoking hand, energy dissipating* "How many times have I killed your sidekick now, GAF-Man?"
GAF-Man: "Four? I don't know. I've really been going through them. Last couple of weeks I've just been hiring kids out of the fan club. You would not believe the lawsuits I'm facing."
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The son from "American Dad."Mista Koo said:
KeeSomething
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Maybe Junior function like Skeets--Booster Gold's floating android companion?
Here's a pretty good idea of how Junior could possibly function:
http://youtu.be/8hOEKmlYCYc?t=55s
Junior would possibly humanize Gafman as well as give him someone to talk to. Aside from just looking up to him like a big brother, Junior could be useful-- he could have a 6th sense that alerts him when a thread is under attack by spam, trolls, or flaming.
Here's a pretty good idea of how Junior could possibly function:
http://youtu.be/8hOEKmlYCYc?t=55s
Junior would possibly humanize Gafman as well as give him someone to talk to. Aside from just looking up to him like a big brother, Junior could be useful-- he could have a 6th sense that alerts him when a thread is under attack by spam, trolls, or flaming.
SouthernDragon
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I thought of this on the way home from work.
GAF Man has sub-allies that he assists or assist him, as the case may be. We have...
Nin -
The oldest of the main 3 assists. A ninja who is used to making more with less, he has several powerful techniques in his arsenal. Strangely, he sometimes chooses to limit his power, although he has been effective nonetheless. He's mysterious in his ways, but he never ceases to draw attention to himself through innovative fighting techniques and occasional stubborn refusal to update some of his styles and habits.
MicroTitan-
The newest entrant into the gallery of assists, MicroTitan is a hulk of a man, muscular and brimming with weaponry. Used to have issues with his sweat glands, limiting his battle potential and occasionally causing a coma in the middle of the battlefield. Has excellent communication skills and will gather allies... at a price.
Solstice -
A constant challenger to Nin, Solstice is now cooler, faster, stronger after his previous rivalry with Nin but suffers from a lack of resources. Once a powerful playboy, he is now of the verge of bankruptcy after acquiring new gear.
GameBoy -> Advance -> Dual Strike -> Third Dimension
Nin's sidekick, a young Robin-esque figure when he first joined Nin he slowly grew in powers and strength. As he grew, he changed his moniker to suit his new capabilities. (Think of his progression like Batman:TAS Robin -> Teen Titan Robin -> Nightwing)
Portable -> Vengence
Solstice's sidekick, a proud young man of prodigious strength. Sadly never had too much money growing up, and ended up having to steal a lot of his powers that could have been otherwise legitimately got. Now back in a new reincarnation, he aims to be versatile in ways his mentor never could be.
GAF Man has sub-allies that he assists or assist him, as the case may be. We have...
Nin -
The oldest of the main 3 assists. A ninja who is used to making more with less, he has several powerful techniques in his arsenal. Strangely, he sometimes chooses to limit his power, although he has been effective nonetheless. He's mysterious in his ways, but he never ceases to draw attention to himself through innovative fighting techniques and occasional stubborn refusal to update some of his styles and habits.
MicroTitan-
The newest entrant into the gallery of assists, MicroTitan is a hulk of a man, muscular and brimming with weaponry. Used to have issues with his sweat glands, limiting his battle potential and occasionally causing a coma in the middle of the battlefield. Has excellent communication skills and will gather allies... at a price.
Solstice -
A constant challenger to Nin, Solstice is now cooler, faster, stronger after his previous rivalry with Nin but suffers from a lack of resources. Once a powerful playboy, he is now of the verge of bankruptcy after acquiring new gear.
GameBoy -> Advance -> Dual Strike -> Third Dimension
Nin's sidekick, a young Robin-esque figure when he first joined Nin he slowly grew in powers and strength. As he grew, he changed his moniker to suit his new capabilities. (Think of his progression like Batman:TAS Robin -> Teen Titan Robin -> Nightwing)
Portable -> Vengence
Solstice's sidekick, a proud young man of prodigious strength. Sadly never had too much money growing up, and ended up having to steal a lot of his powers that could have been otherwise legitimately got. Now back in a new reincarnation, he aims to be versatile in ways his mentor never could be.
FantasticMrFoxdie
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Few opinions I wanted to throw out there:
1. The DRM villian aka. Dr. M is just hilarious!
2. I also vote for the grimdark serious Gafman.
3. Junior is awesome.
4. Anyone ever watch the first Haloween episode of Community? Somehow I picture Gafman to sound and act exactly like this.
I couldn't find the actual scene from the episode because of the copyrights, but I was ROFLing when I noticed that one of the characters looked like Master Race.
Keep up the good work, y'all! I've been having a shittiest day and this thread just gave me a good smile and laugh.
1. The DRM villian aka. Dr. M is just hilarious!
2. I also vote for the grimdark serious Gafman.
3. Junior is awesome.
4. Anyone ever watch the first Haloween episode of Community? Somehow I picture Gafman to sound and act exactly like this.
I couldn't find the actual scene from the episode because of the copyrights, but I was ROFLing when I noticed that one of the characters looked like Master Race.
Keep up the good work, y'all! I've been having a shittiest day and this thread just gave me a good smile and laugh.
VariantX04
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could of would of should ofDonMigs85 said:
pieatorium
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could have should have would haveAgentWhiskers said:
Glad to see this thread thriving. Great stuff in here, oncing again proving GAF is the best damn forum on the 'net. We have some talented artists among us. 
It was inevitable.
Perfect. GAFman should have some sort of alliance with SonyMan for the console wars.
Professor Beef said:
It was inevitable.
zomgbbqftw said:
Perfect. GAFman should have some sort of alliance with SonyMan for the console wars.
methane47
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Love this thread.
Just some thoughts.
Master Race/Peasant: He is the next evolutionary step for man. But everything he has was made for the Peasant. So he should always complain that his underwear is too tight. Or when he uses a power, it must always go through some sort of warp field that diminishes the power greatly.
This warp field could be called "The Port". What could be is that he started all powerful but Peasant is slowly siphoning his ability.
Gafman should have a villian that he completely despises. This villain should have been GafMan's friend in the beginning but this villian created so much distrust and misinformation it caused the Villain to lash out and create his own kingdom, from which he Continuously plots to destroy Neogaf and Gafman. This villain should be called IOI. He should be a Media mogul who hires out Supervillains to do his bidding. He also has the ability to cloud peoples minds with false information.
SonyNINJAS
Gafman should actually be afraid of Sony Ninjas
Just some thoughts.
Master Race/Peasant: He is the next evolutionary step for man. But everything he has was made for the Peasant. So he should always complain that his underwear is too tight. Or when he uses a power, it must always go through some sort of warp field that diminishes the power greatly.
This warp field could be called "The Port". What could be is that he started all powerful but Peasant is slowly siphoning his ability.
Gafman should have a villian that he completely despises. This villain should have been GafMan's friend in the beginning but this villian created so much distrust and misinformation it caused the Villain to lash out and create his own kingdom, from which he Continuously plots to destroy Neogaf and Gafman. This villain should be called IOI. He should be a Media mogul who hires out Supervillains to do his bidding. He also has the ability to cloud peoples minds with false information.
SonyNINJAS
Gafman should actually be afraid of Sony Ninjas
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I like the idea of there being a single Junior TBH. Us Juniors need someone to look up to!
http://i.imgur.com/oKhcz.jpg
Junior An abandoned child in the land of NeoGAF, Junior pesters GAFman, dressing up as him, adopting his mannerisms (poorly) until GAF Man finally takes him under his wing. Junior must defeat 300 enemies and aid GAF-man for at least 90 days in order to prove his worth. Unfortunately, Junior is extremely near sighted and as a result regularly charges in to battles thinking he can handle situations that are way out of his league.
Powers- Flight, a stylish scarf
Arch Enemies- The Grammar Nazi.
A possible origin for The Grammar Nazi:
With Junior's *tendency 2 speak with, out regards 2 grammar, rules* and his overuse of smiley faces, the well meaning Junior turned a mild mannered English Professor into TGN. Seeing chaos in the denizens of NeoGAF and their speech, TGN seeks to maintain strict and rigid order wherever it's not found.
edit: I can remove the mouth if anyone wants, I just wanted to make him seem like an emoticon.
http://i.imgur.com/oKhcz.jpg
Junior An abandoned child in the land of NeoGAF, Junior pesters GAFman, dressing up as him, adopting his mannerisms (poorly) until GAF Man finally takes him under his wing. Junior must defeat 300 enemies and aid GAF-man for at least 90 days in order to prove his worth. Unfortunately, Junior is extremely near sighted and as a result regularly charges in to battles thinking he can handle situations that are way out of his league.
Powers- Flight, a stylish scarf
Arch Enemies- The Grammar Nazi.
A possible origin for The Grammar Nazi:
With Junior's *tendency 2 speak with, out regards 2 grammar, rules* and his overuse of smiley faces, the well meaning Junior turned a mild mannered English Professor into TGN. Seeing chaos in the denizens of NeoGAF and their speech, TGN seeks to maintain strict and rigid order wherever it's not found.
edit: I can remove the mouth if anyone wants, I just wanted to make him seem like an emoticon.
Grammar Nazi doesn't really sound like a good villian.
Could be a neat minor character, though.
Lord Grammar
An upper-class man with the power to speak perfect English, all the time.
However, if someone speaks less than perfect english, and he hears it, he will beat them to death with a thesaurus.
GAFMan goes to him for all his strange confusing words that make you sound smarter needs.
Could be a neat minor character, though.
Lord Grammar
An upper-class man with the power to speak perfect English, all the time.
However, if someone speaks less than perfect english, and he hears it, he will beat them to death with a thesaurus.
GAFMan goes to him for all his strange confusing words that make you sound smarter needs.
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Oh god yes.KeeSomething said:
*constantly hovering by GAF man* "I believe in you GAF Man!"
First Name said:I like the idea of there being a single Junior TBH. Us Juniors need someone to look up to!
http://i.imgur.com/oKhcz.jpg[IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6Km3f.jpg[IMG]
[B]Junior[/B] An abandoned child in the land of NeoGAF, Junior pesters GAFman, dressing up as him, adopting his mannerisms (poorly) until GAF Man finally takes him under his wing. Junior must defeat 300 enemies and aid GAF-man for at least 90 days in order to prove his worth. Unfortunately, Junior is extremely near sighted and as a result regularly charges in to battles thinking he can handle situations that are way out of his league.
[B]Powers[/B]- Flight, a stylish scarf
[B]Arch Enemies- [/B]The Grammar Nazi.
A possible origin for The Grammar Nazi:
With Junior's *tendency 2 speak with, out regards 2 grammar, rules* and his overuse of smiley faces, the well meaning Junior turned a mild mannered English Professor into TGN. Seeing chaos in the denizens of NeoGAF and their speech, TGN seeks to maintain strict and rigid order wherever it's not found.
edit: I can remove the mouth if anyone wants, I just wanted to make him seem like an emoticon.[/QUOTE]
Perfect, although he wouldn't need an arch enemy since he is only a sidekick.
But Grammar Nazi could also be a minor villain or a lackey to a villain, that is until Junior gets his own mini-series and they both become so badass (in their own way).
Edit: the mouth is ok but it's slightly too "derp", Junior shouldn't be aware of his joke character status :P
Also he could probably use some freckles on his face.. even when masked.
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Mista Koo said:Perfect, although he wouldn't need an arch enemy since he is only a sidekick.
But Grammar Nazi could also be a minor villain or a lackey to a villain, that is until Junior gets his own mini-series and they both become so badass (in their own way).
Edit: the mouth is ok but it's slightly too "derp", Junior shouldn't be aware of his joke character status
Also he could probably use some freckles on his face.. even when masked.
Mr. B Natural
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"bulge" needs to be smaller
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less defined "bulge" and clear glasses.
Lionel Mandrake said:
I think having a villain named "The Peasant" just sounds kind of dumb. You could incorporate the concept of a console warrior into another kind of character, but that kind of name sounds self-deprecating. It doesn't fit the attitude of the villain that would be a console warrior.
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Just got caught up on this thread. This has a lot of amazing potential to really go somewhere.
As always non of you every disappoint.
As always non of you every disappoint.
Lionel Mandrake
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MYE said:TAKE A BREAK FROM YOUR INTERACTIVE VIDEOGAME SYSTEMS WITH CHOKE-O'S
GOLDEN-AGE GAFMAN'S CHOICE!
This is great.
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