Jocchan said:Thought GAFman could use some SDF:
The Sony Defense Force is a private military company led by former WW2 German officer Kaiser Hans, and it's one of the three main factions trying to bring console war into Neo GAF.
Kaiser Hans can rely on an endless supply of clones, in which his consciousness and memories are automatically injected every time he's killed in action. With every transmigration, he gains a new identity (notable ones include General Snah and Private Hoffman) and being able to change his body so often allows him to stay perpetually young. His current identity is unknown, but GAFman knows it's only a matter of time before Hans shows up again.
Kapura said:Are you kidding? Xbox Defense Force? They're Xbots.
Jocchan said:Thought GAFman could use some SDF:
The Sony Defense Force is a private military company led by former WW2 German officer Kaiser Hans, and it's one of the three main factions trying to bring console war into Neo GAF.
Kaiser Hans can rely on an endless supply of clones, in which his consciousness and memories are automatically injected every time he's killed in action. With every transmigration, he gains a new identity (notable ones include General Snah and Private Hoffman) and being able to change his body so often allows him to stay perpetually young. His current identity is unknown, but GAFman knows it's only a matter of time before Hans shows up again.
Xbots are robots. That's a p big difference.omnomis said:The name is irrelevant.
omnomis said:The Xbox Defense Force needs, I mean NEEDS to all be wearing grey blazers with green hoodies underneath. Either that or they are all just ghostly silhouettes that are black and green with undulating points of light and spikes coming out of them, like the IR video feed from the Kinect camera.
Sirpopopop said:The origin story should involve the First Troll - Futami, in some fashion.
DOO13ER said:I still think GAFman and Master Race should be brothers.
GAFman's name could be Dick Race.
yencid said:they where both created by the higher ups. They are Brothers but do not share a name.
ZealousD said:Hrm. That's something that could be considered. Brothers not in the literal sense, but in sort of a symbolic sense.
Did you read the origin story I wrote up? I kind of like the idea that they were ordinary netizens that were given power by Bish, and that Master Race was corruptible somehow. That either his power was unintentional or a mistake of some kind.
Vulcano's assistant said:Is there going to be any reference to Zero Punctuation in Master Race's origin?
Not that it needs to, just asking.
KeeSomething said:A few pages back, someone mentioned that Gafman should have a Commissioner Gordon type ally. I was thinking that ally could be Moderator Sharp Knees. I think her being female and an ally could create some fun sexual tension.
DonMigs85 said:Is there anyone to symbolize casual gaming or ultra-cheap games yet?
Like the Mafia Warrior or something?
We could also have THE SAD COWZealousD said:One of GAFman's chief villains could be "The Angry Bird".
Agreed. Also, Sharp Knees should be insanely hot.ZealousD said:GAFman has to be terrible with the ladies. In much the same way that Francesca Friendzone is the unobtainable object of GAFman's desire, any Sharp Knees characters should work the other way around. Sharp Knees should be madly in love with GAFman, but he's totally disinterested because of her knees.
ZealousD said:Origin story time!
We've thrown out a few ideas. I've sort of come up with a way to condense all the good ones, and even incorporate Master Race into it all. Let me know what you guys think.
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Since the beginning, there have been watchers. A group of mythical men and women sworn to protect and maintain order. These powerful beings are known only as "The Moderators". These "Mods" (I like how this rhymes with "gods"), hold great powers. And each holds sway over their own lands in the world. One protects the land of Cinema. One protects the land of Automobiles. One even protects the chaotic and debaucherous land of Pornography. And of course, one protects the land of Gaming. The Mod of Gaming is known only as "Bish". His full name is shrouded in mystery.
But the powers of the Mods have begun to weaken. More netizens enter the world every day, and it has become tiresome and difficult for the Mods to address every problem that arises. As such, many Mods have begun to endow many mortal netizens with grand powers of their own, so that they may assist the Mods in maintaining order.
Bish resisted the idea of creating heroes initially. But the land of Gaming was beginning to fall apart. The Cataclysm of 1983 had severely drained Bish of his powers, and he was struggling to maintain order during the Great Nintendo-Sega War. He needed heroes of his own. And so he scouted the land of Gaming in order to find heroes.
His search brought him to the land of GAF. There, he found the young teens [GAFman's real name here] and Phillip Constantine Race. The two were great friends. And both were exceptionally good at gaming. The young GAFman enjoyed playing all sorts of games, but his friend P.C. always turned up his nose at any the console games that the adolescent GAFman played.
Bish saw great potential in the young GAFman. And for good reason. GAFman held records in many games, and he was the first player in the world to break 999,999,950 in Super Mario Brothers. But he was concerned about P.C. For P.C. was often arrogant and divisive. He often fought with the young GAFman about the superiority of computer gaming. Bish saw the threat of corruption in his eyes.
And then the day came where Bish decided to make the teenage GAFman one of his heroes. And when GAfman slept, Bish communicated to him through a dream.
"Son, I come to you because I have chosen you to be a great hero. You must find The Controller. It is a hammer of enormous power. I have given you the IP address. Go now, and go alone."
When GAFman awoke, he was bewildered. But he remembered every word and image of the dream perfectly. And somehow, he knew the exact IP address of where The Controller could be found. Confused and perplexed, he nonetheless found the courage to follow the strange vision.
But he was not alone. P.C. saw his friend leave his home and found his behavior suspicious. And so he followed him.
GAFman found the underground cave where The Controller was held. And he still did not realize that his friend P.C. was not far behind, following him. He saw the hammer, glistening and shining with great light on a raised pedestal. Both GAFman and P.C. instantly knew that the hammer contained great power. GAFman knew that weilding the great hammer meant he would carry the responsibility of protecting the city of GAF. He slowly approached the mighty hammer.
And then P.C. made his move. He wanted that power for himself. He bolted towards GAFman and The Controller. GAFman, surprised at P.C.'s sudden appearance, immediately grabbed the hammer, and a great explosion of light and energy followed.
When the dust cleared, GAFman felt the energy coursing through him. He felt the hammer's power and his newfound strength. His body glowed, until he was able to contain the energy. And then he looked over at P.C., who was lying on the ground. There, he saw P.C. was also glowing. It seemed he too obtained the power of a hero.
P.C. stood up. And he laughed.
"My MOD! Friend, do you see what has happened to us!? This feeling! This strength!"
Of course he saw. But unlike P.C., he had also seen the vision of Bish in his dream, and knew exactly what this power meant.
"I see, P.C. But this power is not a toy. We must use our new strength to protect GAF. The city is always under attack from different threats. These powers give us the ability to finally do something about it. To protect our homes and our families. To let us do something without relying on the Mods."
"No. This goes beyond GAF! With this power, I can finally spread the word of the greatness of computer gaming! I will create an empire! A paradise! Join me! We will create this new paradise together!"
"You're insane! You've let your love of computer gaming blind you yet again!"
"It seems you will never change. You've still yet to truly grasp the power of computer gaming. Fine. Protect your pitiful fiefdom. But you will be left behind when my paradise is complete."
P.C. began to walk away, but turned his head back to leave one last message.
"And know this. My old name is ill-fitting to my greatness. I am no longer Phillip Constantine Race. You shall address me as MASTER Race now!"
And Master Race walked away, chuckling to himself.
And GAFman knew that from that time forward, that not only would he have to protect his beloved hometown, but he would have to stop his friend. To prevent his "paradise" from happening.
Can he do it?
Believe.
Vulcano's assistant said:I was thinking about this story that takes place in another universe.
THE EA's "ORIGIN" ARC
The Electronic Avengers (EA) are under a new leader (Origin) and he is changing several policies in a way that now shorten the range in which the heroes can perform their world saving duties. The daily life activities of the inhabitants of this realm affect in great measure the natural state of our hero's world. The strongest repercussions have occurred in Master-Race's region (or home if he lives now in Neo Gaf as i understand from other posters). Gaf-man travels to the mercantile universe where this super heroes reside by mere tourism, but soon he will discover that an angered Master-Race is breaking havoc in order to force the avenger to expand their reach.
Who are these Avengers?
CAPTAIN SPORT
(ea sports) male/ (like cap. America)
Strategist and leader on the battlefield. He always does his duty no matter what. As a master of all sports and the ideal athlete he possesses super strength, speed and reflexes.
Origin / ELECTRONIC AVENGER
(the NEW ea games) male/ like Harry Osborn?
He likes fast cars (with QTE sections) and social gatherings. Mysterious, manipulative, super smart.
THE MARKER
(visceral games) male
And obscure individual capable of summoning and controlling supernatural forces.
BIOWARE
(Bioware) female / (like Thor)
Daughter of the previous Bioware, this redhead beauty is not someone to be taken lightly. She inherited most of her father's power (though she is still young to handle the d20 gem of power like her father did before her) and is probably the strongest of the group. However, some say her head is currently more focused on flirting with guys [and girls] than in battle.
MAXIS MAN
(maxis) male/ scientist (like ant-man)
Brilliant scientist that created a machine that allows him to change size at will. On the battlefield he becomes a giant capable of playing with cities as if these were toys.
DIGITAL ILLUSION
(DICE) male /
The master of light and shadow. With his powers DICE can manipulate reality, by controlling photons he can make you see whatever he desires. And by condensing them he can generate powerful beams of light capable of cutting through anything(*).
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CRYO-MAN
(Crytek) male / like iron man
Not an actual member of The EA, he is more of an outsider for the group and even has a couple of contracts with the military. He does not have superpowers but technology is his tool. He build himself a powerful suit that allows him to fly and fire beams that freeze anything they touch (he froze a whole tropical island once). However, he is one of the cockiest heroes there, sometimes saying things he will not be able to deliver.
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Great idea, but just an addition/slight change, I think we could base Captain Sport on Peter Moore and he could be a more complex character. Willing to help GAF-Man, but Origin dictates that he introduce EA passes etc... which he does because he is honour bound by EA Origin.
zomgbbqftw said:Great idea, but just an addition/slight change, I think we could base Captain Sport on Peter Moore and he could be a more complex character. Willing to help GAF-Man, but Origin dictates that he introduce EA passes etc... which he does because he is honour bound by EA Origin.
I did one a while back but no one liked it :'(DonMigs85 said:Surprised there's no Amir0x here, considering he has access to military hardware.
Jocchan said:Thought GAFman could use some SDF:
The Sony Defense Force is a private military company led by former WW2 German officer Kaiser Hans, and it's one of the three main factions trying to bring console war into Neo GAF.
Kaiser Hans can rely on an endless supply of clones, in which his consciousness and memories are automatically injected every time he's killed in action. With every transmigration, he gains a new identity (notable ones include General Snah and Private Hoffman) and being able to change his body so often allows him to stay perpetually young. His current identity is unknown, but GAFman knows it's only a matter of time before Hans shows up again.
I'd say they'd better get used sparingly.Mista Koo said:Other than the consolefanboysdefense forces we don't need any companies. It just complicates things.
Actually, that video was the main inspiration. Didn't know it was you who made itoatmeal said:Eeeeeerily similar to a video I made a year or two ago...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwEkU5H1Wew
What I'd love to see out of this thread is at least a full (yet short) comic issue. But it looks like people have been losing interest quicklyBeardz said:This thread is amazing... Where is the next page of the comic?!
I mantain that...Bjoern the Smexy said:The Xbots, as somebody said earlier, should be robots of course. There's no other way around it.
They I somehow picture them like a mix from the Cyborgs Cyrax, Sektor and Cyber Sub-Zero in Mortal Kombat and the Terminator, but made out of green shiny metal. Also they NEED to have the power icon on their chests, complete with a RROD should they ever malfunction (which happens often with older robots).
They are mortal enemies to the Sony Defense Force and stand neutral bad to the Nintendian Empire.
The Xbots are timetravelling cyborgs coming from the future, to prevent their faction from losing the Great Console War (that's about to start). The older models are prone to overheating, but the newer ones solved the problem and got slimmer as well.
I'd honestly be satisfied with a single issue. Unfortunately people lose interest very quickly in this sort of stuff (I certainly know, and this thread seeing less and less posts is further proof).Bjoern the Smexy said:I would really like to see a webcomic of this, something like a weekly, bi-weekly or monthly page of it. It would be really awesome. At least in my head it is.
Well I named it "Nintendian Empire" at first. But I wanted to work "Nintendo" completely into the name.Plywood said:How about Nintendyte(think Acolyte) instead of Nintendonian, which seems like a mouthful?
Yeah, that's what I meant with the earlier postJocchan said:I mantain that...
I also thought about Nintendium Empire buuuut...yeah I don't think that works quite as good. Nintendium should still be a kind of metal they use for creating weapons.Jocchan said:The Nintendian/Nintendonian Empire (or, perhaps, Nintendium Empire?) using ninjas sounds like a very good idea.
Maybe someone should create a new thread with every info on any characters and stories which came up so far.Jocchan said:I'd honestly be satisfied with a single issue. Unfortunately people lose interest very quickly in this sort of stuff (I certainly know, and this thread seeing less and less posts is further proof).
Glorious Atlantis-like civilization now forgotten?DonMigs85 said:What about the former Sega empire?
Good point, I agree. Some sort of unbreakable metal used to create weapons sounds like a good idea.Bjoern the Smexy said:I also thought about Nintendium Empire buuuut...yeah I don't think that works quite as good. Nintendium should still be a kind of metal they use for creating weapons.
This would only work if some people (perhaps Ryanardo, kage and Vulcano's assistant) took helm, decided what to keep as canon disregarding everything else, and started acting ASAP.Bjoern the Smexy said:Maybe someone should create a new thread with every info on any characters and stories which came up so far.
Or maybe the OP in this thread should be updated with all this. Either way something like this needs to happen and quick. GAF-Man is just as awesome an idea as Dudebro was and still is. GAF-Man needs to exist in comic form!
Their weapons are nigh-indestructible and have good costumer support but you have to take out the cartridges and blow into them to get them to work.Jocchan said:Good point, I agree. Some sort of unbreakable metal used to create weapons sounds like a good idea.
Mista Koo said:Other than the consolefanboysdefense forces we don't need any companies. It just complicates things.
Jocchan said:This would only work if some people (perhaps Ryanardo, kage and Vulcano's assistant) took helm, decided what to keep as canon disregarding everything else, and started acting ASAP.
If I wasn't already hella busy with Dudebro, I'd love to help myself.
omnomis said:The name is irrelevant.
Also, their citizens don't have access to the Internet.First Name said:Their weapons are nigh-indestructible and have good costumer support but you have to take out the cartridges and blow into them to get them to work.
The color guys come from this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=7738765&postcount=248Vulcano's assistant said:I might not be a good candidate for this. As a Junior I am oblivious to a good share of Neogaf's Lore that has been introduced in characters, etc. ( For instance: I have no Idea who the color-guys are). But I'm a willing to contribute in what I can.