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The Metal Thread |OT2| All Riffs, No Gifs

Apparently there is a new Darkspace album coming out soon. I might have to track it down. Chatter I am seeing out there is saying it is amazing.
 
November 17th 2014
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new BLOODBATH!
 
So these Keeper dudes recorded a damn solid demo (and put it online for free). Kinda in between rawer Cough and Thou or something, ice cold.

Edit: also got a promo of the new Electric
fuckin
Wizard teehee
 
I think it's interesting how many of you like this cheesy stuff. I for one can't stand any sort of cheesiness. I barely can hear Hammerfall these days and maybe the only reason I still have them in my playlist is that they were my very first metal band. If I found them today, I'm not sure, if I would like them... I don't know, I seem to have developed a serious aversion to any kind of cheese that isn't in my food.

By the way, this band: I never could have imagined one could make such cheesy music with growls and heavy melodeath-influences. But somehow they manage to pull it off resulting in me not liking them :(
 
I think it's interesting how many of you like this cheesy stuff. I for one can't stand any sort of cheesiness. I barely can hear Hammerfall these days and maybe the only reason I still have them in my playlist is that they were my very first metal band. If I found them today, I'm not sure, if I would like them... I don't know, I seem to have developed a serious aversion to any kind of cheese that isn't in my food.

By the way, this band: I never could have imagined one could make such cheesy music with growls and heavy melodeath-influences. But somehow they manage to pull it off resulting in me not liking them :(

Well, the problem is that what counts as cheesy is subjctive. Some people probably find any kind of growling inherently more cheesy than even the most bombastic power metal lyrics.
 
man, classes have been in full swing, not posting in here enough.

What are some of Metal Gaf's favorite Crossover/Thrash Albums? I thought I'd highlight a favorite of mine for a long while, Ratos de Porão killer album "Brasil"

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Really energetic Brazilian Thrash from one of the best and most inspirational bands from the scene
 
"Cheesy" metal is slang for fun metal.

Even darker, more atmospheric metal that I've liked has been at least a little fun. I go back to my Summoning albums more than stuff like Ruins of Beverast.

That Dodecahedron is impressive, but there's nothing fun or engaging about it. It's the kind of homogeneous, cacophonous post black type stuff that seems to intentionally avoid having any identity of it's own.
 
It's always curious to me how the music from bands that wear masks is always such weak pap.

They have all those props and shit to make it like they're dangerous heavy metal, but it's just pop with kid's first metal riffs. Even the song title is cliche heavy music lyrical theme, like they wrote what a metal song is supposed to be about, then made it as safe and productized as they could.

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I think it's interesting how many of you like this cheesy stuff. I for one can't stand any sort of cheesiness. I barely can hear Hammerfall these days and maybe the only reason I still have them in my playlist is that they were my very first metal band. If I found them today, I'm not sure, if I would like them... I don't know, I seem to have developed a serious aversion to any kind of cheese that isn't in my food.

By the way, this band: I never could have imagined one could make such cheesy music with growls and heavy melodeath-influences. But somehow they manage to pull it off resulting in me not liking them :(
All metal is cheesy to some extent. There are mountains of bands that have ridiculously overt satanic themes, you don't think that is cheesy? Power metal and the like are just more up-front about the cheesiness. Think about it, in power metal, you vanquish dragons and whatnot, in other extreme metal you burn Christians, etc. Which one is more manly? Let me clarify, however, there is a difference between cheese and being bad & cringeworthy.
 
Cheesy usually implies someone is trying too hard to give out a few feels and is blatantly inauthentic. Most "Satanists" aren't even Satanists, their just really into the occult-like stuff and try to be something their not. King Diamond, however, is.

I can't picture how Hammerfall would fall into the cheesy category but they can be over the top a bit.


All metal is cheesy to some extent. There are mountains of bands that have ridiculously overt satanic themes, you don't think that is cheesy? Power metal and the like are just more up-front about the cheesiness. Think about it, in power metal, you vanquish dragons and whatnot, in other extreme metal you burn Christians, etc. Which one is more manly? Let me clarify, however, there is a difference between cheese and being bad & cringeworthy.

Also, one will put hair on your chest and turn boys into men and women into Amazons.

The other will make you look inconsiderate to other's beliefs.
 
Just finished listening to the first 4 Nile albums at work this morning. I haven't listened to them in a bit. It's some good shit, but damn that's a lot to take in.
 
Cheesy usually implies someone is trying too hard to give out a few feels and is blatantly inauthentic.
That's not what cheesy means...
I can't picture how Hammerfall would fall into the cheesy category
LOL. Hammerfall is like the cheesiest band ever with Rhapsody and Fairyland.

Also, one will put hair on your chest and turn boys into men and women into Amazonians.
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Are we talking the same "cheesy" here? I'm a foreign speaker so I just looked up if I misused the word the previous years, but the dictionairies [1][2] say it means something like overly dramatic or corny... Which is, how I used it.

"Cheesy" metal is slang for fun metal.
it overlaps, but it isn't the same.

All metal is cheesy to some extent. There are mountains of bands that have ridiculously overt satanic themes, you don't think that is cheesy? Power metal and the like are just more up-front about the cheesiness. Think about it, in power metal, you vanquish dragons and whatnot, in other extreme metal you burn Christians, etc. Which one is more manly? Let me clarify, however, there is a difference between cheese and being bad & cringeworthy.
I agree, that there is a big difference between "bad" and "cheesy". I also agree that you could say that some extreme metal lyrics qualify as "cheesy". I never said I liked these lyrics, though ;). There also are many bands that don't do over the top lyrics at all. The Agonist, Arch Enemy, Dark Tranquillity and many more have quite decent lyrics that don't go much further than it is necessery to write lyrics instead of a lecture.

Well by the definition of cheesy, no.

But that video is really pushing things. I mean, it's almost comedic.
What definition? Alone the title of the song is corny.

Fake Edit: Morrigan Stark understands me.

Real Edit:
Interesting.
 
Just finished listening to the first 4 Nile albums at work this morning. I haven't listened to them in a bit. It's some good shit, but damn that's a lot to take in.

I was a pretty big fan of Nile back in the day, though I stopped listening to them a while ago. Which albums are your favorites?
 
Anything but At the Gate of Sethu is solid, and that's only bad because of the inexplicably terrible production.

I've got Annihilation of The Wicked as probably the one I enjoy the most. It's been years since I listened to Darkened Shrines. I lost interest in what they were doing after that, but perhaps it's time to go back and listen to more of their discography.
 
I've got Annihilation of The Wicked as probably the one I enjoy the most. It's been years since I listened to Darkened Shrines. I lost interest in what they were doing after that, but perhaps it's time to go back and listen to more of their discography.

They didn't exactly reinvent the wheel or anything after Annihilation, so unless you're really itching for some Nile it's probably a waste of time.
 
They didn't exactly reinvent the wheel or anything after Annihilation, so unless you're really itching for some Nile it's probably a waste of time.

I've heard good things about Whom The Gods Detest, so I at least will check that one out. Other than that, I think I'll skip some of their later albums.
 
I've heard good things about Whom The Gods Detest, so I at least will check that one out. Other than that, I think I'll skip some of their later albums.

Honestly I prefer Ithyphallic out of their later career stuff, but it's all pretty good (outside of Sethu, as mentioned).

I love this. Thanks for posting it.

No problem. I figured it was out there and well-executed enough that some peeps in the thread would be into it.
 
I was a pretty big fan of Nile back in the day, though I stopped listening to them a while ago. Which albums are your favorites?
Annihilation of the Wicked was actually the first Nile album that I ever listened to and it's held up as my favourite over the years. I really enjoy all of their stuff before that, but I'm not offended or anything by their later work.
 
Annihilation of the Wicked was actually the first Nile album that I ever listened to and it's held up as my favourite over the years. I really enjoy all of their stuff before that, but I'm not offended or anything by their later work.

That album is wicked (no pun intended) sick.

George Kollias is a beast.
 
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